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  • lord warrior
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2007
    • 406
    #16
    Re: Oral U May Go Down

    Maybe its my bad upbringing, but the title of this here thread "Oral U might go down" might give the wrong impression to the homer masses that visit here.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #17
        Re: Oral U May Go Down

        Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
        Maybe its my bad upbringing, but the title of this here thread "Oral U might go down" might give the wrong impression to the homer masses that visit here.
        What ever do you mean? I am sure Pastor Zeke felt the title wasn't too much for the readers to wrap their lips around.

        What, do you think there is something suggestive about it?

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          • Seeker
            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 966
            #18
            Re: Oral U May Go Down

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            You treat religion like it is a joke, that just screams God hating atheist. You may feel like one of the "smart kids" all smug and anonymous behind you computer in some left coast state but Jesus sees you!
            Really? I am glad you know that about me, Bobby Brady. I did tithe to losers once like him. I was just trying to take up for LBC on this subject and all the hard work they do. Ya know ... I did not think it was that hard to see...

            BTW, I sure do wish I lived on the left coast state.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: Oral U May Go Down

                Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                Really? I am glad you know that about me, Bobby Brady. I did tithe to losers once like him. I was just trying to take up for LBC on this subject and all the hard work they do. Ya know ... I did not think it was that hard to see...

                BTW, I sure do wish I lived on the left coast state.
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                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Seeker
                    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 966
                    #20
                    Re: Oral U May Go Down

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    The PayPal button works from anywhere. Try it!
                    Well since you are chasing me around the board... how much do you cost?


                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6578
                        #21
                        Re: Oral U May Go Down

                        All this propaganda that the liberal media is trying to shove down our throats nothing but a big wad of slimey lies....It makes me gag.

                        I have a deep relationship with Oral Roberts and he would never pull anything slick like this. He, his wife, and his students are frequently on their knees serving the holy trinity. Anyone who disagrees is nothing but a jealous socialist leech who wants to suck him dry.

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323
                            #22
                            Re: Oral U May Go Down

                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                            Well since you are chasing me around the board... how much do you cost?

                            It is just horrible that every woman in the forum wants to get their meathooks into my GODLY self simply because I am a very attractive rich widower. It has been going on for years, ever since poor Mrs. Pistle fell into the chipper from the apple tree while picking the very best apples for my dinner pie. The very next day that harlot Lilith began propositioning me in her roundabout way and now I am forced to keep a team of bodyguards with me at all times. It is a sad day when women become so shameless!
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Sister Noddy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 1843
                                #23
                                Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

                                ... It is a sad day when women become so shameless!
                                Shocking, Pastor Al, that so many women of today should mock the Word of God, turning up their harlot's noses to the face of the truth ...

                                1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands ...

                                ... to their own husbands, it says, not to chase willy-nilly every attractive man they meet, it's a disgrace!

                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                  • Seeker
                                    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 966
                                    #24
                                    Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                    It is just horrible that every woman in the forum wants to get their meathooks into my GODLY self simply because I am a very attractive rich widower. It has been going on for years, ever since poor Mrs. Pistle fell into the chipper from the apple tree while picking the very best apples for my dinner pie. The very next day that harlot Lilith began propositioning me in her roundabout way and now I am forced to keep a team of bodyguards with me at all times. It is a sad day when women become so shameless!
                                    Okay just to stay on topic.....You are much better looking then Oral or his son....and better yet the million dollar prayer hands that he built just so a car could drive through and get to his church/college. And..you are way cheaper to get a college degree.

                                    I am curious what he is doing for the African Kids? I don't want the new age Oprah to look better than him..

                                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #25
                                        Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                        Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                        Okay just to stay on topic.....You are much better looking then Oral or his son....and better yet the million dollar prayer hands that he built just so a car could drive through and get to his church/college. And..you are way cheaper to get a college degree.

                                        I am curious what he is doing for the African Kids?
                                        As that Catholic JFK said, what have the African kids done for Brother Oral lately?
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #26
                                            Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                                            Okay just to stay on topic.....You are much better looking then Oral or his son....and better yet the million dollar prayer hands that he built just so a car could drive through and get to his church/college. And..you are way cheaper to get a college degree.
                                            You shameless harlot! How dare you throw yourself at our Godly Pastor Pistle!? Is THAT how you ended up with 10 bastard children, hopping into bed with every man you could flatter and seduce? And what makes you think that Pastor Pistle would pay for your college? Has the price for committing whoredoms risen so high?

                                            You disgust Jesus, filthmonger.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                              • LordMaster
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                Under Investigation
                                                • Oct 2007
                                                • 8
                                                #27
                                                Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                                Even my cat could understand the problem here if he spoke English ( or French or Mandarin )... This family purposely mislead innocent people looking for an honest education so that they could live a life of heightened luxury. Not to mention the fact that the money was supposed to be used to spread the good word... definitely contrary to God's Plan I'm guessing...
                                                All I need to know about God and Jesus is in John 3:16... "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for me.

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                                                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                    Senior Pastor
                                                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                    Always Biblically correct
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 10639
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                                    Originally posted by LordMaster View Post
                                                    definitely contrary to God's Plan I'm guessing...
                                                    Don't guess. Give us chapter and verse.
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                                                      • Seeker
                                                        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                        • 966
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Oral U May Go Down

                                                        Originally posted by LordMaster View Post
                                                        Even my cat could understand the problem here if he spoke English ( or French or Mandarin )... This family purposely mislead innocent people looking for an honest education so that they could live a life of heightened luxury. Not to mention the fact that the money was supposed to be used to spread the good word... definitely contrary to God's Plan I'm guessing...
                                                        That is what Word Of Faither's do best and they do it so well.

                                                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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