[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Deuteronomy 20:16 But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee.

Apparently not.

That just proves how devious Satan is, that he would try and corrupt a great set of four letters like "Bama" by sending one of his minions to occupy it. Is there no end to that old serpent's craftiness?

Indeed, Brother! How sick and twisted! And the H must be from Hussein, right?

I would rub whipped cream all over this *DELETED* and lick it clean. Then I would have his fat throbbing *CENSORED* *CENSORED* me so hard in my *CENSORED* until I bleed.

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Then I would have him tie me up. GOD I LOVE BEING SUCH A GAY BOTTOM SLUT. Fill my *CENSORED*, mouth and *CENSORED*, with hot sticky *CENSORED*.



I TAKE FISTS IN MY *CENSORED*.



I'm not totally gay though...this is the kind of woman I like.

Wow. That was far more than I ever needed to know about you, Mr. Hope.

I always thought you were a little off, but I had no idea you were a militant sodomite power-bottom.

[SinSeeker]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Furthermore this PROVES that God exists, since how in the world could Ezekiel have known about Bama if it wasn't for the guidance of our Lord?
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This is obviously just a coincidence. 1 little city. 1 place. he never mentioned AMERICA, just 1 place in it. Do you know how many cities are in america? Countless. It's only reasonable that at least 1 city would be named after some place in the bible.

Its like me saying 'I believe in Astronopia'.
After WW3, people view my knowledge, and appreciate it.
Since they think I'm smart, and it's catchy, they name a new town Astronopia.

OMG! I KNOW THE FUTURE!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

This is obviously just a coincidence. 1 little city. 1 place. he never mentioned AMERICA, just 1 place in it. Do you know how many cities are in america? Countless. It's only reasonable that at least 1 city would be named after some place in the bible.

Its like me saying 'I believe in Astronopia'.
After WW3, people view my knowledge, and appreciate it.
Since they think I'm smart, and it's catchy, they name a new town Astronopia.

OMG! I KNOW THE FUTURE!

Uhh............

Drugs are bad. Please don't do drugs and then attempt to post on our Holy website.

[SinSeeker]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Please don't do drugs

What indicates I'm intoxicated or stoned? I have not even touched marijuana or seen any drugs in real life.

I really dont see... how you can say that

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Well, TBH, you did start banging on about founding a city called Astronopia, which is not in the Bible (KJV1611).

I can honestly say that I have never heard someone not on drugs talk about that.

[SinSeeker]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Well, TBH, you did start banging on about founding a city called Astronopia, which is not in the Bible (KJV1611).

I can honestly say that I have never heard someone not on drugs talk about that.

I was just proposing.

I could name a random, gibberish name out right now on this forum. I cannot read the future.

In 2000 years, there may be over 10,000 new cities, depending what happens.
If this post becomes popular, as the bible has, they might just as well name a city 'Astrotinopia' or any other gibberish name i could come up with. I just made up a name.

So by your logic. If this post would become famous somehow, and a city would be named after it, I could read the future.

This, sir, is what you are saying.

'I believe the nation who owns Ochnad shall be blessed by angels'

If somehow, in 2000 years, a city is named 'Ochnad', or whatever other gibberish name I can come up with, it means I can read the future, which I obviously cannot.

Therefore, God didn't know america existed. Then he would say 'AMERICA'.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

blah, blah, blah, blah.....Therefore, God didn't know america existed. Then he would say 'AMERICA'.

Oh I see, so this is another case of God not living up to your incredibly high standards. Must be tiring to be so perfect that not even the CREATOR OF EVERYTHING is perfect enough to impress you.

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

As we all know, America is God's favorite country. However, a lot of godless atheists try to dispute that fact with their silly arguments, saying that "America isn't even in the Bible" and so on.

Well, if America isn't in the Bible then how come that the state of Alabama is mentioned in Ezekiel 20:29?

"Then I said unto them, What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name whereof is called Bamah unto this day."

As you can see, this PROVES that God told the ancient prophets about Alabama and the existence of America thereof.

Furthermore this PROVES that God exists, since how in the world could Ezekiel have known about Bama if it wasn't for the guidance of our Lord?

And finally, this PROVES that atheists are stupid retards who can't read and hate America, WHICH IS A CHRISTIAN NATION!!!

Your an idiot Bahma could mean anything. Or people there read the bible and named it after the place in the bible it dosnt even have the Ala- part in it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Your an idiot...

Ever thought of quitting while you're behind?

[Imbecilic queerboy (On Moderation)]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Mormons believe that America is mentioned in the Bible, or the Book of Mormon. Are you a Mormon?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Mormons believe that America is mentioned in the Bible, or the Book of Mormon. Are you a Mormon?

By that logic, using the Latin alphabet to post makes Brother Alex a Roman.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

Mormons believe that America is mentioned in the Bible, or the Book of Mormon. Are you a Mormon?

The Book of Mormon is NOT the Bible.

[DavidAbraham]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

The Jews were going to Alabama. They must have sailed into the Gulf of Mexico and settled there.

I've found anti-Jewish statements all over this website. Why should where the Jews are going matter to the Christians?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

I've found anti-Jewish statements all over this website. Why should where the Jews are going matter to the Christians?

Unlike those of the Jewish persuasion, True Christians™ care about the soul of people we know, and even those friends we have never met! You see, there's a thing called "empathy" and that inspires compassion. Empathy means, very simply, feeling what you know another person must be feeling. When I stub my toe, I feel pain. When my neighbor stubs his toe, I empathize because I know that pain. So imagine now if I were to find out my neighbor is at risk for feeling pain worse than any toe stub ever. Imagine if, instead of stubbing a toe, my neighbor were to feel something akin to ripping off the toenail, lemon juice being poured into the tender spot, salt sprinkled on the wound, unable to escape the screeching of Celine Dion singing louder than a jet plane, while being anally raped by one of Satan's demons with a 6 foot, barbed tallywacker. Do you think my compassion for my neighbor would be less because these particular painful experiences are things I've never endured? Or do you think that knowing how painful a stubbed toe feels, I can imagine worse pain that that? Now imagine my neighbor is at risk for feeling this kind of pain for eternity, with no let up ever. This kind of pain would be but a fraction of the pain of Hell, a never ending experience of constant torture for those who fail to meet the conditions for Jesus' Love and Salvation (John 14:15). Jews cannot understand this because their souls are crippled, and their hearts are blind (John 12:40). They are impervious to the pain of others because they are devils themselves ( John 8:44) who will always resist the goodness of the LORD (Acts 7:51-52). But True Christians™ are the embodiment of Perfect Charity, so when we see a Jew, we worry for those innocent souls he might corrupt. Where they go is very important for it tells us whom they might encounter.

I hope that helps.

[James Hutchins]

Re: PROOF: America in the Bible!

I've found anti-Jewish statements all over this website. Why should where the Jews are going matter to the Christians?

So decent God fearing people should be happy with the people that tried to kill Jesus?
As Christians, we care about everyone, even the worthless ones. What we do without accountants, lawyers and other professions that are morally bankrupt? Who would ever made "The Greatest Story Ever Told'? It is not like a wetback could do that work.