[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.™

It's going to get messy.™

I love a good burger and some french fried potatoes, but I'll never give this company another dollar.

The lewd slogans suggest an endorsement of the filthy homosexual lifestyle that I left behind many years ago when I found Jesus Christ.

No thanks.

[Richard "Why" Mayweather]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

All this time I never noticed that these slogans could be interpreted in such a way.

[Callisto]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!

[Johansen]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

The slogan for the Norwegian dairy company "Tine":
"Must have it, just must have it!"
This slogan pops up while we are shown milk being poured in a glass, usually with (male) children being featured. It is quite obvious what sick subliminal messages they are trying to give!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!

Now that is childish! Leave to an ATHEIST to see some hidden meaning about something when its clearly not meant. I suppose you also snicker when Officer Richards stokes his baton and says "I am going to give those boys a real mouthful"?

You're sick, like any godmocker, Callisto.

[LoveMeDead]

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They also did something for Welsh people:

Why is it always Wales that gets the sheep jokes? New Zealand has more sheep than Wales.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

Why is it always Wales that gets the sheep jokes? New Zealand has more sheep than Wales.

At time like this I recall the words of Cerys Matthews when someone heckled "Sheep Shagers" her response was "We shag 'em, you eat 'em"

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years



I don't like this one bit. Two nonsensical verbs that can only have sexual connotations.

"The Fun, Sweet, Salty Snack For The Whole Family!"

I like this slogan even less.

"It is a Mouthful of Fun!"

Enough said. This does not belong in the Christian home.

In Christ

[JustGotSaved]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups: You got chocolate in my peanut butter. (Explicit, hardcore anal sex promotion.)
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And don't forget the inter-racial suggestion here. Perverts!
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[ExGay Alex]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

I was always troubled by Folger's "Good to the last drop" slogan. If that's not an encouragement for fellatio, I don't know what is.

And then there's "Let your fingers do the walking" from the Yellow Pages. I always involuntarily clench my buttcheeks when I hear that. The very image of somebody's dry fingers doing the walking has me wincing even now.

Other obviously gay slogans include:

"We bring good things to life" - GE
"Think outside the box" - Apple Computer, 1990s
"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking." - Timex Corporation, 1956
"If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face" - Carl's Jr.
"We love having you here" - Hampton Inn
"You've Come a Long Way, Baby" -- Virginia Slims Cigarettes
"Like a rock" - Chevrolet

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years

I was always troubled by Folger's "Good to the last drop" slogan. If that's not an encouragement for fellatio, I don't know what is.

Hardly..

Now these on the other hand.....

Some of you may now need....

[Humongous]

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UPS -- What could Brown do for you?

Daddy (RIP) always used to say brown people was lazy, good-fer-nuthins! Well, I never even seen a brown person cept on the TV, but they plenty of things they left behind in our bog! some egg heads from the community adult learning annex in town found a bunch of things in the bog, like old swords and conquistador helmets? them egg heads tried to tell daddy that the stuff they found was priceless historical artifax? well, daddy said it was just a bunch of mexican garbage, and he had it melted down for scrap metal. that's pretty lazy of them brown explorers to just leave they stuff behind right?