Joo Claims Moses Was On The Drugs!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The pencil-neck geeks and joo college professors who spout their nonsense are nothing new. We are all used to having their devilish lies forced down our throats. But THIS latest attempt to make a mockery out of the Holy Bible and the roots of Christian history takes blasphemy to a new level.

Moses was high on drugs: Israeli researcher

JERUSALEM (AFP) - High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.

Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the Time and Mind journal of philosophy.

"As far Moses on Mount Sinai is concerned, it was either a supernatural cosmic event, which I don't believe, or a legend, which I don't believe either, or finally, and this is very probable, an event that joined Moses and the people of Israel under the effect of narcotics," Shanon told Israeli public radio on Tuesday.

Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the "burning bush," suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

"The Bible says people see sounds, and that is a clasic phenomenon," he said citing the example of religious ceremonies in the Amazon in which drugs are used that induce people to "see music."

He mentioned his own experience when he used ayahuasca, a powerful psychotropic plant, during a religious ceremony in Brazil's Amazon forest in 1991. "I experienced visions that had spiritual-religious connotations," Shanon said.

He said the psychedelic effects of ayahuasca were comparable to those produced by concoctions based on bark of the acacia tree, that is frequently mentioned in the Bible.

So this kike is a drug addict himself, and THAT's what he's passing off as "expertise?"

[Deaner]

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So this kike is a drug addict himself, and THAT's what he's passing off as "expertise?"

It is an interesting story. Who knows? Maybe it was the reason why God (via Jesus, who is God) decided to turn his back on the joos. God got tired of being an enabler for a bunch of yids with drug habits who could never take responsibility for themselves or get anything right.

[Wide-Open]

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It is an interesting story. Who knows? Maybe it was the reason why God (via Jesus, who is God) decided to turn his back on the joos. God got tired of being an enabler for a bunch of yids with drug habits who could never take responsibility for themselves or get anything right.

I like your thinking... it would explain why they stopped trusting God about every 3.5 hours - cold turkey and hangovers kicking in.

It also could explain why He made them dwell the desert for 40 years.

It probably takes an crack shooting Joo to explain the behaviour of other Joos...

Of course, I'm not a Pastor, so I could be utterly wrong on this. I hope this isn't considered blasphemy.

[Deaner]

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It also could explain why He made them dwell the desert for 40 years.

Wow, never thought of that. Kind of like a Biblical detox.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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It's just ridiculous to think that an ancient pothead could have roused himself from the parking lot of an Egyptian 7-11 long enough to lead an entire nation out of bondage in Egypt and into the Promised Land, all without leaving any evidence that any of it had ever happened. Only a prophet of Almighty God could do that.

[SalvationSeeker]

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It's just ridiculous to think that an ancient pothead could have roused himself from the parking lot of an Egyptian 7-11 long enough to lead an entire nation out of bondage in Egypt and into the Promised Land, all without leaving any evidence that any of it had ever happened.

Good points, Pastor. Especially the last one. (bolded)
The fact that nobody has ever found any ancient crack-pipes littering the desert:
That should be enough evidence for any reasonable person to conclude that this joo has simply hit his own pipe just one time too many.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the "burning bush," suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

"The Bible says people see sounds, and that is a classic phenomenon," he said citing the example of religious ceremonies in the Amazon in which drugs are used that induce people to "see music."

He mentioned his own experience when he used ayahuasca, a powerful psychotropic plant, during a religious ceremony in Brazil's Amazon forest in 1991. "I experienced visions that had spiritual-religious connotations," Shanon said.

So Moses was out of his head when The Lord spoke to him?... And he was tripping on some Brazilian Marching Powder smuggled in, I suppose, by Jezzubites? No doubt on the well-known high speed Quinquireme of Nineveh from distant Sao Paulo?

Further, despite being more smashed than crack-house nigra, Moses managed to climb a mountain and come down with the perfect set of intricately chiselled Commandments.

Well, Benny, I’m sure it makes sense to you, ‘cause I’m afraid I just don’t see it.

PS
What’s this Kike on and why hasn’t he been turned over by the Jewrusalem drugs squad?

[Brother Temperance]

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What’s this Kike on and why hasn’t he been turned over by the Jewrusalem drugs squad?

Because they're on the drugs as well, that's why. Those beaks of theirs don't just sniff out gold, you know.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Just because there's no record of the Mosaic exodus in any Egyptian records, the Biblical account doesn't match the chronology of Pharonic Egypt, and there is no archeological traces of the passage of the Israelites through the Sinai, doesn't mean that the story of Moses is a nutty legend unsupported by any real-world evidence.

I reject that utterly.

~~ OEJ

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Just because there's no record of the Mosaic exodus in any Egyptian records, the Biblical account doesn't match the chronology of Pharonic Egypt, and there is no archeological traces of the passage of the Israelites through the Sinai, doesn't mean that the story of Moses is a nutty legend unsupported by any real-world evidence.

I reject that utterly.

~~ OEJ

Amen Brother OEJ. I concur completely. Ask yourself if after the Civil War some latter day nigra Moses had lead all of our slaves back to Africa would there be any historical record 2,000 years from now. They were, after all, just a bunch of slaves. I'm sure that the Pharos in Egypt were happy to be rid of them considering all their whining and complaining to be set free and didn't even make a note of it - much less schedule any kind of celebration or make a national holiday of the event after all the trouble they caused.

As to the archeological record, our nigras would have been likely to have left a trail of fried chicken bones on their way back to Africa, but in the case of the Joos the Bible (KJV1611) tells us that God fed them Manna for the 40 years they were wandering around the desert. Anything left behind would likely have decayed by now.

Praise Jesus!

[JennyD]

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As to the archeological record, our nigras would have been likely to have left a trail of fried chicken bones on their way back to Africa, but in the case of the Joos the Bible (KJV1611) tells us that God fed them Manna for the 40 years they were wandering around the desert. Anything left behind would likely have decayed by now.

Praise Jesus!

What a clever point, Brother WJB! Of course, manna has no bones to fossilize, and nothing to remain. In fact, if they gathered more than a day's worth, it would become foul-smelling and wormy overnight.

(Could manna have been eggs which hatched into larvae?)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Just because there's no record of the Mosaic exodus in any Egyptian records, the Biblical account doesn't match the chronology of Pharonic Egypt, and there is no archeological traces of the passage of the Israelites through the Sinai, doesn't mean that the story of Moses is a nutty legend unsupported by any real-world evidence.

I reject that utterly.

~~ OEJ

Quite right. As Archer's Encyclopedia of Bible Difficulties states so well, it's ridiculous to think that the Bible needs to be confirmed by secular sources to be true. I think it should be the other way around: Before we accept any secular sources, we should see whether the Bible confirms them.

[Justina Thyme]

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I concur, Pastor Isaac. We True Christians(tm) need always to keep in mind that the Holy Bible is the ultimate authority on any subject into which we wish to inquire.

Sister Jenny, that's a very interesting question. Repulsive as these larvae may be, if the people were indeed on the drugs during their march to the Promised Land, they were bound to (so I hear) come down with cases of what's called "the munchies." From what I understand, when this happens a drug-crazed nigra--or joo, for that matter--will eat anything that isn't red-hot or nailed down.