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  • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

    Originally posted by VampireSlayer View Post
    Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.
    Isn't that how copper wire was invented?
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

      Originally posted by VampireSlayer View Post
      Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.
      That was a racist thing to say. We don't tolerate racism on this forum, boy.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        and yet you know so little - we have scientists at Landover. Creation Scientists - you know - the real ones.
        Oh the mockery, scientists cannot possibly be a man of god, faith is another issue, if you were to have faith you would not need science. To have faith is to not need reason, to have scientific method is to not need faith.

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        • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

          Originally posted by SillySnake82 View Post
          Oh the mockery, scientists cannot possibly be a man of god, faith is another issue, if you were to have faith you would not need science. To have faith is to not need reason, to have scientific method is to not need faith.
          Don't be stupid, boy. Creation Scientists are better than real scientists because they use scripture instead of experimentation.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

            Wow what a bunch of BS... Jesus was a jew, he was killed by the Romans, and your scientists are idiots. So are your Historians...you people are the brainwashed ones....I can't even begin to describe how stupid you have to be to believe this bull....okay to say one thing, how old is the bible? The Roman Empire had some of thee most accurate historical recollections in history since they had the most historians, and many had different views so in some way or another, the correct events WERE recorded. Outside of the bible yes....but now answer this, the Bible doesn't say World War II happened does it? So did it not happen? Guess so. Bible didn't say that computers exist...so I guess I'm not typing this...the Bible doesn't say anything about True Christians....guess you guys are all liars and hypocrites...(as if the sane world didn't already know that) Stupid is as stupid does...

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            • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

              Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
              Wow what a bunch of BS... Jesus was a jew, he was killed by the Romans, and your scientists are idiots.
              Jesus was killed by the Jews. Pilate even tried to give Him back, but they insisted.

              Luke 23
              14 Said unto them, Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people: and, behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him:
              15No, nor yet Herod: for I sent you to him; and, lo, nothing worthy of death is done unto him.
              22And he said unto them the third time, Why, what evil hath he done? I have found no cause of death in him: I will therefore chastise him, and let him go.
              23And they were instant with loud voices, requiring that he might be crucified. And the voices of them and of the chief priests prevailed.



              Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
              So are your Historians...you people are the brainwashed ones....I can't even begin to describe how stupid you have to be to believe this bull....okay to say one thing, how old is the bible?
              As old as the secular writers that back up the Bible like Josephus, Tacitus and Pliny.

              Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
              The Roman Empire had some of thee most accurate historical recollections in history since they had the most historians, and many had different views so in some way or another, the correct events WERE recorded.
              Indeed they were as I have demonstrated.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                well...you're an idiot too...and I have one thing to say for me.... I'm BORING! -SHOCKER-

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                • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                  Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
                  well...you're an idiot too...and I have one thing to say for me.... I'm BORING! -SHOCKER-
                  Such an idiot that you hang onto my every word. I think I see what is going on here.

                  Friend, I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                    Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...

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                    • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                      Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
                      Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...
                      Ryan, no one believes that you really want to commit any sort of illegal activity.
                      Stop being ridiculous and get right with Jesus.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                        Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
                        Oh screw you...how bout you stop editing my posts or I will bug them and then your computer will be defiled...
                        Whoa, easy there jethro... Do you really think you can do that with your old 386 PC and the dialup internets you have there in your trailer? I don't think so.

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                        • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                          ??? I have a Thermaltake case with a EVGA 750i FTW Motherboard with a socket 775 Hyperthreading quadcore 2.4GHz CPU along with 16GB's of RAM and a nice sized HDD and 4 1GB Nvidia 9800GTX vid cards hooked up with Dual SLI, and my ISP runs fiberoptic lines which currently are the fastest means of data transfer available...and I have 6 laptops, 2 of which are very high end gaming machines, and my house has 5 floors, 1 of which I added....so thank you very much. As for illegal, how is it illegal for the FBI to take you offline, which I have now been informed they will NOT do, but some of you will be getting phone calls soon, and may be visited by a few people with guns and little gold badges saying they can arrest your ass. As for the site, it is not illegal to hyperjump your link into a proxy, because then I have not altered the site in anyway, just prevented individual access to it (seriously read the laws before you go being stupid)

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                          • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                            You talked to the FBI?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              You talked to the FBI?
                              I hope he did, those guys could use a laugh now and then.

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                              • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                I hope he did, those guys could use a laugh now and then.
                                I've heard that having to take the "crazy calls" is a position saved for those they want to push out of the bureau without actually firing them. I guess because they're a law enforcement agency, they're not allowed to call you a nut bar and have to record the call.
                                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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