[jacobadamson]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible

Kindly go back and read this thread from the beginning.


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[BIG BEN WALLACE]

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EVERYONE knows Jesus was a brother, like me. He was born in Africa and rode his mighty velociraptor, Bernie, to Bangladesh. There he parted the Mississippi river (which is chock full of hippos) so he could get a cherry pie Ms. Anderson had just put on the windowsill to cool because he blazed some primo ganja with Pilate earlier and had a sick case of the munchies.

This is scripturally sound and almost word for word from the good book.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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EVERYONE knows Jesus was a brother, like me. He was born in Africa and rode his mighty velociraptor, Bernie, to Bangladesh. There he parted the Mississippi river (which is chock full of hippos) so he could get a cherry pie Ms. Anderson had just put on the windowsill to cool because he blazed some primo ganja with Pilate earlier and had a sick case of the munchies.

This is scripturally sound and almost word for word from the good book.

[PetitionLady]

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[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

Then what religion was he?
oh and if modern day jews are wrong then why does the old testament make up MOST of the christian and baptist bible

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

"Mostly right" is just another way of saying wrong.

[Christ's Cheerleader]

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I never had to pay too much attention in the public high school I was sent to after mama couldn't homeschool me anymore, but if Jesus was a nigra or a joo, then how come all of the pictures of him in church show him with white skin and blue eyes? Maybe people should look at pictures before saying silly things about our Lord. After all, joos look like this



and nigras look like this

[BibleDefender]

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Jesus was raised by Jewish parents, in a Jewish nation. That is why he lived by Old Testament laws.


If he's not Jewish, why did he follow jewish laws?

[Brother Temperance]

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Jesus was raised by Jewish parents, in a Jewish nation. That is why he lived by Old Testament laws.


If he's not Jewish, why did he follow jewish laws?

He followed the laws laid down in the Old Testament (unfortunately for you, since you seem to want us to forget all about those), but those aren't just Jewish laws. They are also a vital part of Christian practice.

[Tubba Blubba]

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I just... Found out something horrible. I don't know how to deal with it.


... My grandfather was a Joo.


I've always felt a subtle tingling when looking at gold and money, but I never suspected there could be something like that behind it.

Tell me, o True Christians™, may Jesus heal me from my Jewry if I pray and repent enough?

[BelieverInGod]

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I just... Found out something horrible. I don't know how to deal with it.


... My grandfather was a Joo.


I've always felt a subtle tingling when looking at gold and money, but I never suspected there could be something like that behind it.

Tell me, o True Christians™, may Jesus heal me from my Jewry if I pray and repent enough?

Of course

Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

I noticed you're also carrying the Homer badge, are you willing to enter the B.A.S.H. program?

[Tubba Blubba]

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I noticed you're also carrying the Homer badge, are you willing to enter the B.A.S.H. program?

Praise the LORD! Finally, a way out of Homerism! I am willing, a million times over, fifteen lifetimes of Noah's, to participate in the BASH program!

Truly, Betty Bowers is a true woman of the LORD!

[Thequestioned1]

Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

John 1:11–12
11 He came to His own, and His own did not receive Him.

12 But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: Ok with that being said that is one fact in the Bible that states HE was Jewish and not me "making up things" or "adding to the Bible". I mean if Christ wasn't a Jew why would it say He came to His own and His own did not receive Him? Now we all know right off the Jews denied Him. ok lets proceed. John 4:22
22 You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews. Matthew 1:1


1 A record of the genealogy of Jesus Christ the son of David, the son of Abraham:
Hebrews 7:14 14 For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah, and in regard to that tribe Moses said nothing about priests. HE observed Passover, lived a Jewish life, taught and read in the synagogue, and was called 'rabbi' by some of his followers. The Bible CLEARLY states that Yahshua was Jewish.. He was not Black He was not White, He was not African He was not European.

[Dragonfly]

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Isaiah 63:1-6, "Who is this coming from Edom . . . in garments stained with crimson? It is I [the Lord] who speak in righteousness and am mighty to save."

"Why are your garments red, as if you had trodden the winepress?"

"I have trodden the winepress alone: and of the people there was none to help Me. In My anger I trod them down, trampled them in My wrath. Their blood splattered My garments, and all My clothes are stained. For the day of vengeance is in My heart, and the year of My redeemed has come. . . I will tread down the people in My anger, and bring their blood upon the ground".

These verses refer to Revelations chapter 19:11-21, when the Word of God destroys His enemies: "And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse: and He that sat upon him was called Faithful and True. . . His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns, and He had a Name written that no man knew but Himself. And He was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood, and His Name is called The Word of God. . . and He trod the winepress of God’s fierce anger"

Wow... Someone else who has made the connection between Is 63 and Rev 19... the prophesied final destruction of the satanic antichrist Edomite false jews. Edom... who destroyed God's temple when Babylon conquered Jerusalem. Edom... whose King, Herod, tried to destroy the Christ child. Edom... who manipulated the execution of God's Temple made without hands. Edom... upon whom is the blood guilt for multiple-millennia of crimes. .

[Bible Student]

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Wow... Someone else who has made the connection between Is 63 and Rev 19... the prophesied final destruction of the satanic antichrist Edomite false jews. Edom... who destroyed God's temple when Babylon conquered Jerusalem. Edom... whose King, Herod, tried to destroy the Christ child. Edom... who manipulated the execution of God's Temple made without hands. Edom... upon whom is the blood guilt for multiple-millennia of crimes. .

Where in the Book of Revelation do you find the word antichrist? You do have quite an imagination, I'll give you that.

The antichrists, plural, were false Christians living at the time of the author of the Johannine epistles. The term is found nowhere else in scripture.