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  • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

    Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
    I respect all that you have to say, I do not hate you, but you half Jews, watt is is God
    Can somebody translate that into American? I don't know what this drunk eskimo savage is talking about.
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

      Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
      I respect all that you have to say, I do not hate you, but you half Jews, watt is is God
      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Can somebody translate that into American? I don't know what this drunk eskimo savage is talking about.
      Hmm, by "you half Jews" he could be making sport of Christians with large noses. How DARE he! Unless he meant to type "you halve Jews", which of course we don't, as magic tricks are of the devil.
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      • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        Hmm, by "you half Jews" he could be making sport of Christians with large noses. How DARE he! Unless he meant to type "you halve Jews", which of course we don't, as magic tricks are of the devil.
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        • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

          I presume that you're referring to this king:

          and not this one:
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

            Originally posted by SealOilhunter View Post
            I am trying to write in English
            For someone who survived the Iceland lack of education system you are doing quite well at that.
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            • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

              i'm sorry, i actually have nothing to say to you. i just noticed what the badges that the True Christians along the thread have. and i noticed that you have the Super Soaker Baptism Award. But, in 1 Tim 2:12 ...But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.... And, the only way one could baptize someone would be if they were a teacher. An ordained minister. And, as a woman, you're not supposed to be. I think the Landover Baptist Church has some sort of explaining to do about this one.

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              • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                The above was in reply to Mrs. Rogers. My apologies for not being clearer.

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                • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                  Originally posted by boopbapadoo View Post
                  The above was in reply to Mrs. Rogers. My apologies for not being clearer.
                  Apology accepted, dear. Now, what were you saying? I dozed off when reading your previous post, you see.

                  Please accept my apologies for doing so.
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                  • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                    Apology accepted, dear. Now, what were you saying? I dozed off when reading your previous post, you see.

                    so you dose off when the word of the lord is being spoken? or do you just dose off when someone's preaching directly at you? either way, unless you're having spiritual dreams you should be awake and listening to the word of the lord.

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                    • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                      Originally posted by boopbapadoo View Post
                      so you dose off when the word of the lord is being spoken? or do you just dose off when someone's preaching directly at you? either way, unless you're having spiritual dreams you should be awake and listening to the word of the lord.
                      I'm sure that all of Mrs. Rogers' dreams are quite spiritual. I'm afraid to ask what kind of dreams you have.
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                      • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                        Jesus was a jew, Jesus never became a christian and never died as a christian he was always a jew.

                        Christianity was never mentioned during Jesus time. Neigther in the old Testament nor in the new Testament. That is refering to the life span of Jesus and the time before.

                        Now ironically, the Old Testament is about the chosen People about God, which are the Jews. Now don't go on and, say: "They are not the chosen ones, but in my Bible it says..." Don't try it, I've read all versions of the exerpts, and there is only mentioning of the jews, no christians that word didn't even exist, at that time.

                        When the New Testament starts, Jesus is the Messiah of the Jews, (the tree kings were jews. yes you are worshipping the coming of jews to Jesus crib) Only later on they decide that he isn't the Messiah they wanted.

                        Mary was a jew, which makes Jesus a jew. Judaism is based on the motherly side. During his whole time alive Jesus never changed his faith, he never wanted to.

                        You ask why? He wanted to change judaism, reform it, not create a new one. He never said, to his disciples, "tell these people they are doing it wrong, convert them to a religion called christianty." He only said, "preach my words"

                        Therefor he never created christianity. His disciples then did it beacuse they missunderstood them. Or probably because the jews weren't very fond of Jesus and his preaching.

                        You see. You might say that John the Baptist "converted" him to christianity. Ya, more like NO. John was a hebrew prophet. You can't make someone a christian if you ain't one yourself.

                        I agree on that "Jesus is not a Joo", but he was definitly a Jew (and will if you take him still being alive seriously)

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                        • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                          Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21

                          No Jew would ever say that. A Jew would say "go and sell that thou hast, and give it to me...."
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                          • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                            Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me. Matthew 19:21

                            No Jew would ever say that. A Jew would say "go and sell that thou hast, and give it to me...."
                            Exactly. Jesus wasn't covetous, nor was he a lawyer or banker. He didn't meet any of the requirements of being a joo. aGerman, to say otherwise shows ignorance and hateful slander, you silly kraut.
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                            • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                              It is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew. The Jews killed Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jew on Jew violence? No. You know why? Because according to their sick religion, the worst thing a Jew can do to another Jew is make them buy retail.

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                              • Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

                                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                                It is impossible for Jesus to be a Jew. The Jews killed Jesus. Have you ever heard of Jew on Jew violence? No. You know why? Because according to their sick religion, the worst thing a Jew can do to another Jew is make them buy retail.
                                Wrong. Throw a penny between two jews and you'll see why.

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