[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Christians we Admire

Pastor Deacon Fred is probably my pick.
How can you not be moved in the Spirit when you hear him preach about the wiccan menace?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I admire Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church.

Yes, I realize that some folks here at Landover would disagree. They say he's too liberal. They say he focuses too much on one issue, homersexuality.

I agree with these concerns. Fred Phelps DOES forget the many OTHER types of sin. However, he brings to the fore one of the most pernicious sins, that of homersexuality.

Sodomites are on TV. They're teaching in our schools. They're holding hands in our streets. All this time, they're making our precious children think it's "OK to be Gay". WHAT?!

We all know what the Bible says about that; even Jacques knows, though he chooses to ignore God's Word when it doesn't suit his own fluffy-bunny Feelgood Christianity.

QUEERS ARE HELLBOUND ABOMINATIONS. Seeing happy queers encourages young people to make the Sodomy Lifestyle Choice, and begin the slow slide into Hell.

Thank you, Fred Phelps, for helping to remind Americans of this horrible threat to their childrens' Salvation!


I also admire the Godly Mike Huckabee, a finer Christian politician I've never seen. He ran on a platform of rewriting America's Constitution to embody God's Law, as a Christian Reconstructionist. He won NINE states in the Republican Primary, and may well be John McCain's vice president!

Let me add my third, Gary North, Christian Reconstructionist theologist. He and other Reconstructionist writers help to promote many of Landover's core beliefs:

Civil laws must be changed to match the Bible's moral rules. That is, anything that is immoral (by their standards) is also to be criminalized.

The only valid legislation, social theory, spiritual beliefs, economic theory are those derived from the Bible.

In every aspect of life, there are only two options: God-centered or man-centered; Theonomy or autonomy. Their political goal is to ban the latter, everywhere. Each individual, family, church, government and society must be reconstructed to eliminate sin. Each Christian has the responsibility to contribute to this conversion.

They oppose inter-faith, inter-racial, and same-sex marriages. R.J. Rushdoony wrote about opposition to:

"inter-religious, inter-racial, and inter-cultural marriages, in that they normally go against the very community which marriage is designed to establish." 4

Rushdoony's condemnation of inter-racial marriage appears to have been his own and unrelated to the biblical text. It was not shared by other Reconstructionists.

Reconstructionists regard the Gods and Goddesses of all other religions to be "the devil," and their teachings to be false. They would attempt to replace all religions with their version of Christianity. For example, David Chilton wrote about Judaism:

"The god of Judaism is the devil. The Jew will not be recognized by God as one of His chosen people until he abandons his demonic religion and returns to the faith of his fathers--the faith which embraces Jesus Christ and His Gospel."

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Name three Christians you admire, living or dead.... One must be American, one must be foreign, and at least one must be a woman.

Well, since the Landover Pastors all seem to have dance partners in this hodown, I'll cast my vote for Ronald Wilson Reagan. You just don't get more Christian or more American than the Gipper.

Foreign is easy. The Apostle Paul. Or Brother Wide Open. Both are worthy of admiration, the Apostle Paul for bringing the Word of God to the Gentiles, and Brother Wide Open for his renouned talent for home remodeling.

Now, for a woman. That's a tougher one, since there is some debate whether women can in fact be Christians at all. Just kidding, that was a little Landover humor; of course women can be Christians. In fact, America's Best Christian™ is a woman, and she's my pick in the Christian admiration sweepstakes--the divine Sister Betty Bowers.

[Brother J.H.]

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Zell Miller. He's a Christian working on the inside to destroy the demonkkkratic party.

[Billybob Sunday]

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I hate to correct you, Brother Ahimaaz, but Ronald Reagan divorced and remarried, so he's burning in Hell - not a True Christian.

My three choices:

Foreigner - Martin Luther, the man who first rebelled against that Great Whore, the Cathylick Church. He was the first to state that the only infallible source of the word of God is the Bible itself, and not what a bunch of skirt-wearing priests claimed as God's word. He also translated the Bible - his translation strongly influenced the most Holy King James 1611 Bible. Some people don't like the fact that Luther also said the Joos should have their money taken, homes destroyed, and synagogues burned down, but the Joos did kill Jesus, after all.

American - Stonewall Jackson, the greatest field commander in American history. He never drank, nor smoked, nor cursed. He read his Bible and prayed for several hours a day. A good Christian man, he owned slaves. Here is what his biographer had to say on Jackson's views on slavery:

Jackson neither apologized for nor spoke in favor of the practice of slavery. He probably opposed the institution. Yet in his mind the Creator had sanctioned slavery, and man had no moral right to challenge its existence. The good Christian slaveholder was one who treated his servants fairly and humanely at all times.


For being such a Good Christian, the Good Lord rewarded him by helping him kill countless Union heathen soldiers.

Woman - Shirley Phelps-Roper. With Brother Fred Phelps nearing senility, his daughter Shirley has become the de facto leader and spokesperson of WBC. Though we at Landover think she places a little too much emphasis on the homers and God's hatred of America for tolerating Queers, the woman certainly knows her scripture and is a very consistent God-fearing Christian. Also a lawyer, just think how much better off America would be with 9 Phelps on the Supreme Court instead of the current collection of Cathylicks and Joos!


Here is an excellent interview of Shirley by "the Amazing Atheist". She practically converts him! He admits at the end of the interview that she is a True Christian and that misguided fools (like Jacques) will all go to Hell. She also points out why all Amish women are Hellbound whores, something I had not considered:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zSvY2Up2EA

Here is another great interview - Shirley celebrating the death of Heath Ledger. She explains that by portraying a sodomite, Heath angered God, who killed him and cast him into Hell:
Pt. 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEvFmBkfDKw

Pt. 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kGUvzPikw

[Brother J.H.]

Re: Christians we Admire

Martin Luther was the first American.

[Brother J.H.]

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Oh. I must say.... Rush Limbaugh. As the saying goes.... "All I need is rush Limbaugh and my Bible". If you have those two you will NEVER go wrong.

[Billybob Sunday]

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Oh. I must say.... Rush Limbaugh. As the saying goes.... "All I need is rush Limbaugh and my Bible". If you have those two you will NEVER go wrong.

Rush Limbaugh has been divorced and remarried a few times, thus he is an adulterer bound for Hell. Also, there have been rumors that he is secretly a homer. Nor is he a practicing Christian.

No true "Phelps" would endorse Mr. Limbaugh.

[Brother J.H.]

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I don't endorse him, but he gives accurate, fair, and balanced information on the liberals. He alerts Christians and conservatives everywhere about their treacherous plots against the United States. He has alerted me many times to secret ways the homersexsheral agenda is chipping away at society.

That information coupled with my Bible is all I need.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I hate to correct you, Brother Ahimaaz, but Ronald Reagan divorced and remarried, so he's burning in Hell - not a True Christian.

On the question of Ronald Reagan’s Godliness, I have known Brother Ahimaaz to be wrong only once and that was when he said he was wrong but was, in fact, correct.

I now refer you to
M't:5:31: It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:
M't:5:32: But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Doubtless, Mr Reagan did as per verse 31. Did then he put the first wife away for the cause of fornication? Are we to know (or indeed desire to know) the cause? No. Who are we to judge? We merely accept that it was for the best of reasons. God upholds Brother Ahimaaz’s decision! Glory!

American - Stonewall Jackson, the greatest field commander in American history. He never drank, nor smoked, nor cursed. He read his Bible and prayed for several hours a day. A good Christian man, he owned slaves. Here is what his biographer had to say on Jackson's views on slavery:

Jackson neither apologized for nor spoke in favor of the practice of slavery. He probably opposed the institution. Yet in his mind the Creator had sanctioned slavery, and man had no moral right to challenge its existence. The good Christian slaveholder was one who treated his servants fairly and humanely at all times.

On the question of Stonewall Jackson, God requires the treatment of Slaves to be as follows:

Ex:21:5: And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:
Ex:21:6: Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.


And I see nothing to indicate that Jackson did that. Repeated and wilful disobedience to God’s Law thus prevents his access to Paradise.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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I hate to correct you, Brother Ahimaaz, but Ronald Reagan divorced and remarried, so he's burning in Hell - not a True Christian.

Well, I don't at all mind correcting you. Did it ever cross your mind to read the Bible before you go around judging other people?

Brother Bathfire is absolutely right on the subject of divorce. It's not like it's hidden in the last chapter of the Book of Amos. It's Jesus's own words in the Sermon on the Mount, for Heaven's sake. In case you missed it, he said the same thing in Matthew 5:32, too (BTW, if you want to have some fun, try asking a Catholic priest to explain why she thinks Jesus was wrong about this). Now, I would never disagree with Brother Bathfire on a matter of theology, but I have one quick historical note to add to what he said: Ronald Reagan knew that Jane Wyman, his first wife, was a fornicator, because he fornicated with her. So we know that President Reagan was perfectly justified in divorcing her. It was a sin to marry her in the first place, since he was her third husband, but divorcing her was not sinful.

As for whether Ronald Reagan is burning in Hell, there is no doubt that he sinned. Everybody has sinned. I sinned up a storm before I was saved, and if the women I knew back then would have been more compliant, I would have sinned even more than I actually did. Ronald Reagan is in Heaven, and not Hell, not because he never sinned, but because he accepted Jesus as his personal Lord and Savior, so Jesus forgave his sins:

But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life. Matthew 5:8-10

Now, if you're wondering why Ronald Reagan didn't divorce Nancy (since he had fornicated with her, too) it's simple: Matthew 19:9 gave him the right to divorce her, but nowhere in the Bible does it say that he had to divorce her. That is purely a man's individual decision to make.

While we're setting the record straight, Jesus also said that it's OK to leave your family if they reject Jesus, though it's pretty clear from Matthew 19 that you don't get to remarry if you do:

Verily I say unto you, There is no man that hath left house, or parents, or brethren, or wife, or children, for the kingdom of God's sake, Who shall not receive manifold more in this present time, and in the world to come life everlasting. Luke 18:29-30

[Unfalsifiable]

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My favourite Christian is the apostle Paul. Then Pastor Ezekiel. Then myself.

[Cheshire]

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Mine- Jesus, Paul, and all True Christians on this particular forum(the rest are a bit shaky).

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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My favourite Christian is the apostle Paul. Then Pastor Ezekiel. Then myself.

Paul was a foreigner, and you are a woman, so yes, that works. Great choices!

[One-eyed Jack]

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Mrs. Betty Bowers, for reminding us that Prada and Gucci can be of the Lord.

John the Baptist, for losing his head over the Lord (and for showing that Baptists are the real true and God-annointed Christians).

That's got an American, a woman, and a foreigner. So my third choice is free:

David Duke, for his book on the practices of Christian faith, Finders-Keepers.

~~ OEJ