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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #46
    Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

    As for a photograph, it's funny you should ask. My great-great grandfather fought in the American Civil war. He snapped this photo, and it's been in my family ever since.


    Which one's your pappy?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271

      #47
      Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

      Originally posted by WanKer View Post
      Gee you lot sure can talk a lot of drivel...

      Another question, how did Noah get Emu's, koalas and stuff on the ark? Did he come to Australia? And what about penguins? And seals? Polar bears? Pandas? Was he an international frequent flyer?

      Please I'm begging you keep talking this sh*t I'm falling off my chair laughing.

      Oh and does anyone have a photo of a dinosaur? Doesnt matter if it is the talking kind or Christian kind or not. Any dino will do.
      Dear WanKer
      I have done some research for you,and have found a very informative book I just know you're going to love.







      "At last! An information-packed dinosaur book based on the authority of the Bible! Ken Ham, in his own distinct and understandable teaching style, explains how to understand the big picture of earth’s history … from a biblical perspective. He then applies this biblical foundation to the intriguing topic of dinosaurs! The Bible actually makes the subject of dinosaurs come “alive” as their great mystery is solved! You’ll also learn how to effectively use dinosaurs as “Missionary Lizards.”
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #48
        Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Which one's your pappy?
        The dashing young man with his foot on the beast's head. He made the killshot.

        He went back to being a True Christian™ Pastor after the war. Which never ended for him, or the rest of my family.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Floggin Demon
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2008
          • 11

          #49
          Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

          Lively debate we have here this evening!
          The Ark and the stock of Dinos was wisely explained by the Creation Museum guy....and he's a PhD in something!
          As I understand it (from the PhD guy):
          Noah could not round up every dino specie and fit them on the Ark - this has to be true because it's pretty evident that dinos were big.
          Rather, Noah snagged a pair of reasonably sized dinos or juvies and put them on the Ark. When the Waters receeded and all the beasts beat it, the creepers crept and birds blew, the 2 dinos went forth and multiplied to give rise to the fantastic diversity of the creatures depicted in carvings and drawings of "dragons" we see today.

          In a weird way, the original Ark pair "evolved" into forms like Nessie and the Lk Champliain thingy.
          Don't ban me for using the E word - it's suitable here for this application!

          Hope that helped....
          Floggin Demon

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #50
            Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

            There were no dinosaurs on the ark. They all perished in the flood. What kind of hops are you high on, you demon?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #51
              Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              There were no dinosaurs on the ark. They all perished in the flood. What kind of hops are you high on, you demon?
              Now I'm starting to get confused. Perhaps we should refer to the following website before we decide anything for sure.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • WanKer
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2008
                • 52

                #52
                Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

                Missionary lizards? Wow I gotta remember that one.

                Pastor Ezekeil I cant see your photo, where is it?

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