[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I guess it all boils down to how much you enjoy bearded men watching you phave a bowel movement. I'm personally not a fan of it. In fact I think it's pretty gay. But I guess if you like scat play with strange bearded men, hey,

God can do whatever He likes. Whether you like it or not, He is watching you every time you wank too.

I'm not here to judge!

Well, I'm glad to hear that. We're going to hold you to it, Wanker.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Just one stupid question:

How the heck did the ark fit two diplodocus' & two brontosaurus' in it? And I've seen Jurassic Park 2, when they had just one T-Rex on the ship it killed everyone, what would two (male & female) do to all the people & animals on the ark? These are serious questions, think about it, the ark's length & the length (from head to tail) of a diplodocus are much the same... Isn't it a bit of a problem? Come on, answer that. Please.

I agree - this is stupid. Where do you austrians get these questions?

The KJV gives us the dimensions, its length was 300 cubits, its width was 50 cubits, it had three stories and its height was 30 cubits. It was HUGE! ALL the animals fit in there fine you derelict. Exactly HOW is none of your business, perhaps Noah had the power to shrink them (kinda like a zip drive for animals if you will). I wasn't there so I don't know for sure. The Bible say they all fit, so they must have.

The Bible says it so I believe it and that settles it!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I've actually observ ed that here so many times, thats why I keep coming back to this forum... The Holy Spirit is touching me in places I've never been touched before. GLORY!

Please now, can someone post the dimensions of an ark & a diplodocus side by side?
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"The ark was measured as 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high. Using an 18-inch cubit, this would make the ark about 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high, these shipbuilding dimensions were reached in the 19th Century"

"According to Ark dimensions commonly accepted by Biblical literalists, the Ark would have had a gross volume of about 1.5 million cubic feet (40,000 m³), a displacement a little less than half that of the Titanic at about 22,000 tons, and total floor space of around 100,000 square feet (9,300 m²)."

"Biblical literalist Websites seem to agree that the Ark was approximately 450 feet (137 m) long. This is considerably larger than the schooner Wyoming, at 329 feet the largest timber-hulled vessel built in modern times. The Wyoming and similar ships of her class suffered chronic leaking, warping, and hull separation due to hogging and sagging, despite reinforcement with iron bracing. "The construction and use histories of these [i.e. modern timber-hulled] ships indicated that they were already pushing or had exceeded the practical limits for the size of wooden ships"."

Genesis 6:15 in the Bible tells us the Ark's dimensions were at least 135 meters long (300 cubits), 22.5 meters wide (50 cubits), and 13.5 meters high (30 cubits). That's 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high! It could have been larger, because several larger-sized cubits were used. But the 45-centimeter (18-inch) cubit is long enough to show the enormous size of the Ark.

(A cubit was the length of a man's arm from fingertips to elbow.)

Of course when Noah loaded the dinosaurs into the Ark, he merely included baby dinosaurs and/or eggs. Are you so stupid to think Noah would attempt to carry fully grown dinosaurs? Can you imagine the work cleaning out their stalls alone? Please put some thought into your questions, Ian.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Diplodocus was a long-necked, whip-tailed giant, measuring about 90 feet (27 m) long with a 26 foot (8 m) long neck and a 45 foot (14 m) long tail, but its head was less than 2 feet long. Its eggs were up to 30cm long. Plenty small enough to be contained on Noahs Ark - along with all the other eggs...Noah was nobodys fool. You think he had the time to feed and clean fully grown dinosaurs? Are you stupid or something?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

I was very excited to come across this excerpt from a good children's coloring book. It is very important to provide our Christian children with truthful learning materials at a young age!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/
this website provides a bounty of information.

[WanKer]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Fair dinkum! Theres a picture of a dinosaur holding a bible in there. I gotta print this out & show it to all me mates!

So Noah took dino eggs hey? Right, and they were probably stored in the incubation pods deck on the ark? What? Didnt you know eggs have to be incubated or they'll die? What did they make the incubators out of? Coconuts?

[Roberta]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

[QUOTE=WanKer;218973]Fair dinkum! Theres a picture of a dinosaur holding a bible in there. I gotta print this out & show it to all me mates!

Would a moderator please edit this post. I really object to Wanker's use of Austrian profanity in this forum!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Fair dinkum! Theres a picture of a dinosaur holding a bible in there. I gotta print this out & show it to all me mates!

So Noah took dino eggs hey? Right, and they were probably stored in the incubation pods deck on the ark? What? Didnt you know eggs have to be incubated or they'll die? What did they make the incubators out of? Coconuts?

Of course not. They probably had the Pelicans, Emus Moas and Ostriches sit on them. Its not rocket science. Ive seen pictures of inter-species suckling - dogs, tigers, cats, etc.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/
this website provides a bounty of information.

Brother Guy! I am so moved by that website. I always knew that Jesus was friends with the dinosaurs, but had no idea that dinosaurs were Christians! Now I really like dinosaurs and plan to start a dinosaur outreach program, in case there a few long lost dinosaurs in need of HIS word. VERY EXCITED MOTHER GLENDORA

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Brother Guy! I am so moved by that website. I always knew that Jesus was friends with the dinosaurs, but had no idea that dinosaurs were Christians! Now I really like dinosaurs and plan to start a dinosaur outreach program, in case there a few long lost dinosaurs in need of HIS word. VERY EXCITED MOTHER GLENDORA

Dearest Mother Glendora. I assume you'll be seeking approval from the Pastors for this excellent scheme of yours before you run off and get yourself into trouble now, won't you? Dinosaurs are fearsome creatures, and even Christian dinosaurs could cause an awful lot of damage to the overenthusiastic , regardless of whether or not Jesus is on 'our' side, accidents do happen, don't they?

http://www.1timothy4-13.com/files/bible/dino.html

This link provides some highly factual and extremely well documented reported sightings of dinosaurs that have survived the flood...

[WanKer]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Gee you lot sure can talk a lot of drivel...

Another question, how did Noah get Emu's, koalas and stuff on the ark? Did he come to Australia? And what about penguins? And seals? Polar bears? Pandas? Was he an international frequent flyer?

Please I'm begging you keep talking this sh*t I'm falling off my chair laughing.

Oh and does anyone have a photo of a dinosaur? Doesnt matter if it is the talking kind or Christian kind or not. Any dino will do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Gee you lot sure can talk a lot of drivel...

Another question, how did Noah get Emu's, koalas and stuff on the ark? Did he come to Australia? And what about penguins? And seals? Polar bears? Pandas? Was he an international frequent flyer?

Please I'm begging you keep talking this sh*t I'm falling off my chair laughing.

Oh and does anyone have a photo of a dinosaur? Doesnt matter if it is the talking kind or Christian kind or not. Any dino will do.

Through Jesus all things are possible. I'm sure He called all the animals to travel on their own to Noah.

As for a photograph, it's funny you should ask. My great-great grandfather fought in the American Civil war. He snapped this photo, and it's been in my family ever since.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Gee you lot sure can talk a lot of drivel...

Another question, how did Noah get Emu's, koalas and stuff on the ark? Did he come to Australia? And what about penguins? And seals? Polar bears? Pandas? Was he an international frequent flyer?

Please I'm begging you keep talking this sh*t I'm falling off my chair laughing.

Oh and does anyone have a photo of a dinosaur? Doesnt matter if it is the talking kind or Christian kind or not. Any dino will do.

lower sea levels and land bridges. didnt you read those links iposted?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Question About JESUS & DINOSAURS???

Another question, how did Noah get Emu's, koalas and stuff on the ark? Did he come to Australia? And what about penguins? And seals? Polar bears? Pandas? Was he an international frequent flyer?

I'd like to remind you that emus and penguins are birds, and were probably airborne during most of the flood.