[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

You see, Nobar King has the right idea.
YES i did come here to learn something about the christian religion, and if you are so sure that your beliefs are correct, then by all means go ahead and believe them, I am not currently convinced by you but if you truly want to teach me then ill give you a suggestion, don't put HUGE bible quotes in BOLD lettering because i will glance over it and read only what you said in your own words.

Listen up missy; You came here to mock Jesus, and you aren't fooling anyone. All you monkey worshipers think that you're so clever, demanding proof of this and that, assuming a thing is only real if you can fornicate with it. Well you make Jesus SICK!

If you want to know our beliefs in detail, then read THIS thread. If you think we're going to debate you, then take a look at THIS thread. By arrogantly "skipping over" God's own words, you are spitting in His loving face and ensuring that you will spend eternity in a lake of fire.

If you want to retain your posting privileges, then you'd better show respect to your betters and properly CAPITALIZE words like "God" and "Christian."

And what is all this nonsense about cake?

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

do you have some sort of trained-retard feeding you all these so-called 'facts'??

Looks like someone's not been taking her meds.

First of all, they have been proven true because, YES, it is possible to venture out of this planet and get photographic proof.

Now tell me, what interests you most about washing up liquids and ironing clothes?

Well, i find it rather easy to compare washing liquids to the christian religion, in the way that both of you seem hellbent on cleaning the scum from your target in any way possible, How's that for an interest?

Are you ready yet to accept Baby Jesus?

No, i think i will need some convincing evidence of his existence. And about the money statement, Did i ever lead you to believe me as Jewish? where on earth did you pull that steaming pile of s**t from?

And what is all this nonsense about cake?

Simple, if you have ever tasted cake then you will know it to be the most wonderful food source on the planet, however it is sometimes unattainable and therefore seen as a lie, If you do not believe me then perhaps you should go eat some, you will be pleasantly surprised of the Beauty that dwells withing a cakes many layers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

Simple, if you have ever tasted cake then you will know it to be the most wonderful food source on the planet, however it is sometimes unattainable and therefore seen as a lie, If you do not believe me then perhaps you should go eat some, you will be pleasantly surprised of the Beauty that dwells withing a cakes many layers.

You father is the father of lies. We are not impressed with your smartmouth or your God-mockery, missy. Cake is just cake.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

You father is the father of lies. We are not impressed with your smartmouth or your God-mockery, missy. Cake is just cake.

And hence is awesome,
Now can we please get off the subject of what i choose to eat and back onto why you think I'm wrong?
Hit me with some hard facts!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Other Planets?

And hence is awesome,
Now can we please get off the subject of what i choose to eat and back onto why you think I'm wrong?
Hit me with some hard facts!

The Holy Bible.


Jesus always wins.

[Butt Pirate]

Re: Other Planets?

The Holy Bible.


Jesus always wins.

Still not convinced, that book is not even written by god, not even Jesus.
Plus, it was intended to be story made to help you become a better person, the fact that you pulled this amazing religion out of it is astounding in itself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Still not convinced, that book is not even written by god, not even Jesus.
Plus, it was intended to be story made to help you become a better person, the fact that you pulled this amazing religion out of it is astounding in itself.

Wrong again missy. God IS Jesus, and is also the Holy Ghost. And God (they) DID write the Holy Bible, as can be seen HERE. Don't you feel foolish for waltzing into a CHRISTIAN forum and spouting off about what God did or didn't do, without having even bothered to read the Book?

For conclusive proof that God exists, take a look at THIS thread.

And if you think we are here to debate you, you couldn't be more wrong. Take a look at THIS thread for newbies.