[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I know all of you are sure you know in the depths of your soul that God is real. I agree that must be wonderful for you, I am happy for all of you.

No, you're not. You're trying to prevent us sharing God's Love with others, because you hate them and want them to go to Hell along with you.

why do you feel the need to impose your faith on others? To spread your so called truth and condemn those that don't agree with you to hell?

We don't condemn anyone to anything. We tell them what the Bible says.

God commands us to share His Word with the whole world. He also tells us that anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus will go to Hell.

What sort of people would we be if we allowed sodomites to continue sodomizing, without telling them that God calls them abominations? What would we be to let adulterers adulterate, fornicators fornicate, or women preach in church, without telling them God's Word on the matter? We'd be HELPING them go to Hell!

Why do you hate your fellow man so much?

Why did you join our Christian church forum to attack God and insult us? We didn't come to you; you're the one trying to impose your lack of faith upon US.

[trashkitty]

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Excuse me ?

I am not the one spewing racial slurs, gay bashing, or promoting wife beating

YOU the are the ones who are hateful,YOU hate everyone that doesn't agree with you

[trashkitty]

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cat got your tongue rodimer?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Excuse me ?

I am not the one spewing racial slurs, gay bashing, or promoting wife beating

YOU the are the ones who are hateful,YOU hate everyone that doesn't agree with you

So you admit you are anti-God and anti-Bible. It figures.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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cat got your tongue rodimer?

It is against the rules of the forum to make a bad pun with your own username and make Rodimer look silly. It is even worse if it makes me crack up instead of thinking of JESUS! Watch yourself, Missy!

[trashkitty]

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Glad I made you smile

It's ok to laugh It's good for you

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Glad I made you smile

It's ok to laugh It's good for you

True Christians(tm) laugh a lot. Maybe more than you imagine.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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True Christians™ laugh a lot. Maybe more than you imagine.

I am so glad that you pointed this out, Pastor Pistle. Sometimes I feel sorry for the hell-bound heathens that rebuke Our Lord and Savior. I pity them-- the smart-aleck LIEberals and smart-mouthed "comics" and the know-it-all "scientists" that can only seem to find humor in mocking God and satarizing People of Faith.

It is only after accepting Jesus and knowing the True Word of God that one can have a the kind of light-hearted spirit that can truly appreciate a good laugh, a well-crafted joke, and the joy of living. That is why every sermon at Landover Baptist Church inevitably breaks out into a laugh riot.

[Qurtoeck]

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you realise that was a satire right?

[JennyD]

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you realise that was a satire right?

You'd be surprised at how often God's Truth is found in the sad attempts at humor perpetrated by atheists.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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you realise that was a satire right?

If you didn't recognize him, that was the excellent Mr Edward Current, whose instructive Christian videos can be viewed on Youtube and many other places.

The breadth of his understanding is remarkable and he is able to explain things with a rare clarity.

[KingAamdog]

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I am so glad that you pointed this out, Pastor Pistle. Sometimes I feel sorry for the hell-bound heathens that rebuke Our Lord and Savior. I pity them-- the smart-aleck LIEberals and smart-mouthed "comics" and the know-it-all "scientists" that can only seem to find humor in mocking God and satarizing People of Faith.

It is only after accepting Jesus and knowing the True Word of God that one can have a the kind of light-hearted spirit that can truly appreciate a good laugh, a well-crafted joke, and the joy of living. That is why every sermon at Landover Baptist Church inevitably breaks out into a laugh riot.

There is no reason to feel sorry for people with common sense. Also with your picture of Obama, do you want to be seen as a Red Neck? Also dont you think that God will send you to hell for being a racist? If god was real why did 911 happen or Hurricane Katrina? It's sad that you people have not had a real education...
heres a quote from http://www.geocities.com/gwbushyouth/playtime23.html

Jesus Says: "Hi kids! You know that if you mommy and daddy pay their tithes at church and donate to the 700 Club they go to heaven. You know that as long as you obey the pastors, no matter what they say, you'll go to heaven.

But what about those who don't pay, people who are greedy and keep God's money to themselves, people you hear making excuses like "But I'm in debt" or "But I'm Jewish"?

What happens to them when THEY die?



"My God" you are all stupid fucking rednecks

[Wide-Open]

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I must STRONGLY protest!

We are NOT stupid!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I must STRONGLY protest!

We are NOT stupid!

I could not have said it better myself brother.

[Billy Burnfire]

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Do scientits even know how to do maths??? seems to me there is a bit of a difference between 6000 and billions!