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Of course Mormons are wrong, I don't need to be reminded.
Of course Mormons are wrong, I don't need to be reminded.
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Re: PROOF God is REAL!
Irregardless of whether you agree with Christianity or not, the interesting thing about this thread is that Edward Current is a popular youtuber who makes divine revelation videos about Christianity. As a liberal christian myself I see no harm in poking a little fun at yourself once in a while, but I would be surpirised if many of the Landover Baptists agreed with me.Comment
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Really? I hope that isn't true, because only a complete and utter retard would read something meant as a joke on religion and take it seriously! You'd have to be really incredibly stupid to not realize something like that, and then make a post on a message board proclaiming your ignorance about it. I really hope that isn't true...Originally posted by Liberal_View View PostComment
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Is the Bible not enough proof for you, Pastor? Personally I do not like youtube, it belongs to evil google, runned by demons.KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.Comment
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Wow...i love idiots like you people, you give me that warm fuzzy "What the hell is wrong with these bastards" feeling....
Your proof is non existant...the video said basicaly. The world is this way, because we believe it. My general statement to this would be, Who gives a flying F*** what you believe. You talk about Gods so called infinite wisdom. Exept you have no concept of the way things actually work in the world. If the bible was against the laws of gravity...guess what...you would still be affected by gravity. The bible says the world is only thousands of years old, guess what? No one cares, whether you beieve that it is a few thousand or a few million, evelution is proven, as are a number of other things that completely negate your precious bible.
Now, id like to see how many people flame me.
lets start counting now.
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I joined this forum so that I could converse with other Christians and celebrate God, not to flame misguided little atheist punks like you. Besides, you came to this forum to flame Christians, not the other way around.Originally posted by IblazeEternal View PostNow, id like to see how many people flame me. lets start counting now.
Your so-called "intelligent" argument can be summed up as "you are wrong because I am right. If you don't believe me, ask my source: me".I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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You will get your flames in hell!Originally posted by IblazeEternal View Post
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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No, I would not. The Theory of Gravity is a Satanic hoax. Get your facts straight.Originally posted by IblazeEternal View Post
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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I believe in God
God created everything that surrounds us the reason why everything works is because he made it work. God created atoms. Atoms,Neurons,Protons are all of Gods formula. God is just one big Scientist
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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What have neurons to do with atoms and protons?Originally posted by Hebrew View PostGod created atoms. Atoms,Neurons,Protons are all of Gods formula. God is just one big Scientist
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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I hope you guys know that YouTube video is a satire. It's making fun of you.Originally posted by True Disciple View PostWhat have neurons to do with atoms and protons?
You guys can't even understand humor and satire when thrown in your face.
This is from the man who made that video's About Me:
"My religion videos are comedies. I am not a Christian. I try to challenge people to question their assumptions and culture-borne beliefs so that collectively, we may move toward more intellectually advanced ways of contemplating the world."
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Brittany, that made zero sense.
Do not beg for another infraction. For a mere child, you show promise.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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The question is: can you?Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
I will admit that my Brothers and Sisters have not always replied with the best of humor (they are very serious about saving you), but you should see the true religion "thrown" in your face.
I hope you can appreciate the pearls (exercise: find the passage in the Bible I just hinted at).I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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O, smite me, mighty smiter!Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
Give me another infraction. It has absolutely no effect on my life.
Don't act like you're God, James. I don't think He'd appreciate it.Comment
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