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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22887

    #1

    The Satan Particle

    As a True Christian™ scientist, I like to keep up with new ideas and was thus pleased to see this latest report on the Large Hard-on Collider:


    The accelerator is due to come back online in March after an upgrade that has given it a big boost in energy. This could force the first so-called supersymmetric particle to appear in the machine, with the most likely candidate being the gluino. Its detection would give scientists direct pointers to "dark matter".
    It is important that Christians understand all this as the Large Hard-on Collider has already found the “God Particle” thus proving God.

    The God Particle [Also known as HIGGS = Holy Invisible God and God’s Son] is what the Holy Spirit is made of. The Holy Spirit is very serious about things and the God Particle gives it its gravity.

    The Large Hard-on Collider is now on the hunt for the essence of Evil, which we Biblical Scientists call “Dark Matter” and thus proof of Satan. The discovery will put those lieberals right who say there is no such thing as Hell.

    The Universe is filled with evil caused by disobedience to God but, so far, we have never seen evil incarnate (other than the Clintons and Obama) and this is where the neutralino or something like it comes in.
    But importantly, those decay products should include the lightest and most stable superparticle, known as the neutralino – the particle that researchers have proposed is what makes up Dark Matter, the missing mass in the cosmos that gravitationally binds galaxies together but which cannot be seen directly with telescopes.

    "This would rock the world,” said Prof Heinemann. "For me, it’s more exciting than the HIGGS."
    And I agree! Once we understand why people go around disobeying God, we will understand Evil and be able to eradicate it.

    This Dark Matter in the form of neutralinos invades the souls of men and turns them away from God and The Scriptures. And scientists agree:
    Dr Michael Williams, from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said: "We sometimes talk about the dark matter particle, but it’s perfectly plausible that dark matter is just as interesting as [normal] matter, [which] has a lot of particles that we know about.

    "There might be just as many dark matter particles, or even more.
    This coincides with the Bible where various demons have various effects. You see the Bible prophesied this Dark Matter discovery, if we had only paid enough attention, but, sadly, nobody did, except me, who has been saying it for years.

    Yes, the Large Hard-on Collider will open up a new era of Christianity that we have not seen since the Dark Ages.

    I look forward to all developments and have written to Dr Michael Williams offering my Spiritual Insight and knowledge of prophecy.
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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14375

    #2
    Re: The Satan Particle

    Demons have effect in the material world such as sorcery or convulsions (which are just a form of levitation or "telekinesis").

    Luke 9:42a–b And as he was yet a coming, the devil threw him down, and tare him. And Jesus rebuked the unclean spirit.. KJV


    The ability to impart kinetic energy requires particles as I understand from Isaac Newton, a Christian. But whatever the particles or groups of particles theorised may be is dark to us. We cannot see them - but evidently from your research we can detect their effects.

    We know that demons exist in the world of time and space.

    Matthew 8:28–31 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. KJV


    Is it correct to conclude that this "dark matter" or the even more ubiquitous "dark energy" is in fact demons. Or at least what demons are made from?

    I John 1:5b God is light, and in him is no darkness at all. KJV



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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: The Satan Particle

      I hope this thing works this time. If it does it will prove the existence of God. We should be praying for them to succeed.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14375

        #4
        Re: The Satan Particle
        I will pray for this collision to bear fruit, Mr King.

        When people say that "schizophrenia" or "epilepsy" is not caused by devils, as God has explained they are, but by neurological and/or chemical imbalances they insinuate that His revelation has no basis in reality. And since what we have recorded in The Bible was written by ignorant and superstitious fools with zero knowledge of physics or psychiatry (or even geology and the "facts" of common descent demonstrated by "molecular genetics" as they would have it), their witness concerning our Creator is equally worthless we are told.

        Surely a god who made the universe would know those things? they cry. Why would he reinforce ignorance by exorcising epileptics when he knew that not exorcism but healing was required? And very often they continue to state that the outcome of superstitions about these "illnesses" has been a parasite caste with jobs-for-life at the direct expense of everyone else.
        The clergy, in other words.

        There are no forces of darkness, it is maintained by these maniacs, and demonic behaviours have natural causes which once investigated may be discovered to have cures.
        They live in darkness.

        The Bible teaches us that there are indeed devils, and that they have been cast out from Heaven to exist estranged from God in realms of darkness. We cannot see them but we can see their effects. Once the Satan particle is demonstrated to exist the mockers will have nary a leg to stand on. All their pet theories will be swept away and the harm done can start to be wound back.

        I Peter 2:9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: The Satan Particle

          The Satan particle is guaranteed to jump start the Apocalypse. As a Christian, it is my duty to pretend to oppose the machinations of the antiChrist, but as a True Christian (c) it is imperative that I admit to being riddled with anticipation for the Rapture that will inevitably precede it by temporal angstroms.

          Without the inevitability of the Apocalypse, Jesus cannot return and God cannot win. Not only should we as Christians abide and tolerate the arisal of WWIII technology, but we must help to introduce it to the atheistic seculars and their brainwashed, loose bottomed children. In particular, we must market it to the Negros.

          The best way to proliferate the Satan Particle in the Africanish communities, such as Europistan, is to mix it with crack cocaine and white women. When we build a strong correlation between rape and science, the Tipping Point will have been reached. Anal strictures will relax and the demon apocalypse can spiritually inhabit the rectum of the Mud Races.

          Thank you for taking the time to read my channelled wisdom.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Dull_Eight
            Unsaved trash, drooling retard
            • Feb 2015
            • 25

            #6
            Re: The Satan Particle

            Higgs boson is called the God Particle, because it gives particles mass.

            Dark Matter is a kind of matter that can't interact with other mass in any other way other than gravity.

            Dark Matter is the opposing force of inflation; the universe expanding. Without the effect of Dark Matter, the universe would rip apart.

            If you call Dark Matter the 'Satan Particle', it's effectively claiming that Satan is the force holding existence together.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #7
              Re: The Satan Particle

              Originally posted by Null_Eight View Post
              Higgs boson is called the God Particle, because it gives particles mass.

              Dark Matter is a kind of matter that can't interact with other mass in any other way other than gravity.

              Dark Matter is the opposing force of inflation; the universe expanding. Without the effect of Dark Matter, the universe would rip apart.

              If you call Dark Matter the 'Satan Particle', it's effectively claiming that Satan is the force holding existence together.

              You talk like a Jesuit.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Dull_Eight
                Unsaved trash, drooling retard
                • Feb 2015
                • 25

                #8
                Re: The Satan Particle

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                You talk like a Jesuit.
                Yet I am not. I make observations and connect them to the information I have availbale. Whether or not that is good is another story.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #9
                  Re: The Satan Particle

                  Originally posted by Null_Eight View Post
                  Yet I am not. I make observations and connect them to the information I have availbale. Whether or not that is good is another story.

                  To a Jesuit, the end justifies the means. They will lie, steal, cheat and even commit murder. Me thinks you are, in fact, a Jesuit.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: The Satan Particle

                    Originally posted by Null_Eight View Post
                    Yet I am not. I make observations and connect them to the information I have availbale. Whether or not that is good is another story.
                    Retards are the devil's children!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Dull_Eight
                      Unsaved trash, drooling retard
                      • Feb 2015
                      • 25

                      #11
                      Re: The Satan Particle

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      To a Jesuit, the end justifies the means. They will lie, steal, cheat and even commit murder. Me thinks you are, in fact, a Jesuit.
                      I am happy to announce that I do not fit that description.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #12
                        Re: The Satan Particle

                        Originally posted by Null_Eight View Post
                        ...If you call Dark Matter the 'Satan Particle', it's effectively claiming that Satan is the force holding existence together.
                        Let's just step back for a moment and take a look at the Bible, shall we?

                        The Bible says that God (not Satan) will destroy the world (see Revelation for details). If that is the case, then "holding existence together" would be working against God's plan.

                        And that's what Satan does (according to the Bible).

                        So, yeah, calling dark matter (no reason to capitalize it in English, btw) the "Satan Particle" is something I can understand True Christians™ doing.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #13
                          Re: The Satan Particle

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          Demons have effect in the material world such as sorcery or convulsions (which are just a form of levitation or "telekinesis").
                          Luke 9:42a–b And as he was yet a coming, the devil threw him down, and tare him. And Jesus rebuked the unclean spirit.. KJV
                          I remember the effects of Satanic telekinesis from my presalvation period as a smack shooting, Goetic wizard. Fits and ague frequently afflicted me. My rectum sometimes dilated to obscene sizes. The vacuum effect was sometimes attributed to poltergeists or the sexual energy of ritually abused infants. My point is that I can vouch for the veracity of your claim.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14375

                            #14
                            Re: The Satan Particle

                            Originally posted by Dull_Eight View Post
                            Yet I am not. I make observations and connect them to the information I have availbale.
                            ..without citing sources

                            Whether or not that is good is another story.
                            Yeah, well it's the same story really. What information? What observations? Mr Jenkins has mentioned some observations related to paroxysms associated with demonic possession and in Jesus an answer may be found. The Higgs particle was suggested by an analysis based on group theory but anachronistic conditions were required for its detection. What in your opinion is the effect of the Higgs field?
                            Ephesians 4 KJV
                            17
                            This I say therefore, and testify in the Lord, that ye henceforth walk not as other Gentiles walk, in the vanity of their mind,
                            18 Having the understanding darkened, being alienated from the life of God through the ignorance that is in them, because of the blindness of their heart:
                            19 Who being past feeling have given themselves over unto lasciviousness, to work all uncleanness with greediness.
                            20 But ye have not so learned Christ;


                            Mr Jenkins has cast off his old self. Are you suggesting that Jesus broke the symmetry of the universe?

                            Colossians 1 KJV
                            16
                            For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:
                            17 And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
                            18 And he is the head of the body, the church: who is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead; that in all things he might have the preeminence.
                            19 For it pleased the Father that in him should all fulness dwell;


                            What—derived from your observations and supported by the information you have available—is fulness?

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