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Bush/Jesus: 1. Atheists/Scientists: 0.
In a earth-shattering decision today, George W. Bush revealed God's plan for the environment earlier today and, *surprise*, it's exactly in line with what Jesus wants for America--the ability for profit-driven companies to decide what is right and wrong for the environment.
From the just-announced article:
In a surprising move months before the end of his presidency (
) George W. Bush revealed the fruits of his 8 glorious years in office spent working on this brainchild.
Who knows better than construction agencies about what harms the environment and what merely invites the spotted owl, bald eagle and salmon to find a new locale away from the inconvenient habitat they stole from a silver mine? I certainly don't want pesky scientists (and I use the word loosely, as I do consider myself a student of all True Sciences™ as outlined by Jesus in the 1611 KJV) telling us which trees we can't cut down and which species' habitats we can't steamroll over. Who died and put them in charge? We are a capitalist sociest, just as Jesus set us up as, so if the bald eagle is standing in the way of American progress, then I'm sorry, but it's time to go. We didn't let the buffalo or the Injuns stay, so what makes anyone think anything will be different now?
Praise Jesus, now that these pesky scientists have been dealt a crucial blow to their egos and taken them off of their "power trip" to try to "preserve the planet" (as if they could--Jesus has a time-bomb ticking for the whole planet, one that even Al Q'aida will admire for its destruction) we can expect several more items to appear before George W. Bush is treasonously being forced out of office. I predict that the next presidential order to come will outlaw all forms of "sex ed" and require mandatory "abstinence only" education in place of "biology". Praise!
From the just-announced article:
WASHINGTON - The Bush administration on Monday said it plans to let federal agencies decide for themselves whether highways, dams, mines and other construction projects might harm endangered animals and plants.
) George W. Bush revealed the fruits of his 8 glorious years in office spent working on this brainchild. Who knows better than construction agencies about what harms the environment and what merely invites the spotted owl, bald eagle and salmon to find a new locale away from the inconvenient habitat they stole from a silver mine? I certainly don't want pesky scientists (and I use the word loosely, as I do consider myself a student of all True Sciences™ as outlined by Jesus in the 1611 KJV) telling us which trees we can't cut down and which species' habitats we can't steamroll over. Who died and put them in charge? We are a capitalist sociest, just as Jesus set us up as, so if the bald eagle is standing in the way of American progress, then I'm sorry, but it's time to go. We didn't let the buffalo or the Injuns stay, so what makes anyone think anything will be different now?
Praise Jesus, now that these pesky scientists have been dealt a crucial blow to their egos and taken them off of their "power trip" to try to "preserve the planet" (as if they could--Jesus has a time-bomb ticking for the whole planet, one that even Al Q'aida will admire for its destruction) we can expect several more items to appear before George W. Bush is treasonously being forced out of office. I predict that the next presidential order to come will outlaw all forms of "sex ed" and require mandatory "abstinence only" education in place of "biology". Praise!
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