Johan Huibers, a Dutch millionaire and firm Bible-Believer, had an apocalyptic dream that the low-lying Dutch coast lands would be inundated by seawater. The flood dream never left him, and he felt compelled to begin what he saw as his life’s work. A desire in his heart to help others by the Holy Spirit Almighty Himself, Johan Huibers spent three years and over $ one million to build this exact replica of Noah's Ark. Since it's opening, the Ark has attracted hundreds of thousands of visitors. While some may complain that this isn't really actually helping people in any functional way, like his heart had desired, the fact is, if Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark experience can strike the Fear of God into one soul such that they are too afraid to ever ask questions about the credibility of the Faith of Christ, then Eternal Salvation is their reward, and there exists no more help - or hope - than that!
But there are some suspicious things going on behind the scenes and I, for one, am curious about what it all means.
In contrast to Ken Ham's Noah's Ark, which cost in excess of $100 million, including the gift of an $18 million tax break, courtesy the tax payers, Johan Huibers' Noah's ark cost less than $2 million. Ken Ham's Noah's Ark projects a estimated 325,000 visitors in the first year, to be leveled off at 275,000 eventually. Clearly this comes no where near reaching "hundreds of thousands" in the three years Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark has been selling tickets.
Furthermore, Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark was set to actually get onto the water, sailing to Brazil in time for the Paralympics. By "set sail," I mean "floating on a barge," which, if we are honest, is still quite a bit more naval than Ken Ham's Noah's Ark, anchored in cement in Kentucky, a thousand miles from any ocean.
If this seems fishy to you: a real live Bible Believer in the Godless Netherlands; celebrating the Olympics of the very children God smited with no limbs; fear of Zika Virus rather than reliance upon God, you're not alone. I think, and I could be wrong, and I'm not saying what the Truth is, I'm just sharing how I feel, but I feel like the LORD Almighty Himself is a bit peeved with this Johan Huibers fellow for trying to outshine America's own Austrian import, Ken Ham.
Reasons I believe this could be the case include Johan Huibers' admitted fears of contracting Zika Virus, or assault in Brazil. No True Christian™ fears these things, not really, not when they actually believe the Holy Bible to be True to Its Word (James 5:14-15). They also include the fact that there has never been found a reliable True Christian in any former Viking country, or colony, including Scotland, Ireland, and the eastern seaboard of Canada.
Perhaps most convincing is the recent smiting upon Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark in Oslo (another Godless city built by the bastard children of pagan Vikings).

But there are some suspicious things going on behind the scenes and I, for one, am curious about what it all means.
In contrast to Ken Ham's Noah's Ark, which cost in excess of $100 million, including the gift of an $18 million tax break, courtesy the tax payers, Johan Huibers' Noah's ark cost less than $2 million. Ken Ham's Noah's Ark projects a estimated 325,000 visitors in the first year, to be leveled off at 275,000 eventually. Clearly this comes no where near reaching "hundreds of thousands" in the three years Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark has been selling tickets.
Furthermore, Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark was set to actually get onto the water, sailing to Brazil in time for the Paralympics. By "set sail," I mean "floating on a barge," which, if we are honest, is still quite a bit more naval than Ken Ham's Noah's Ark, anchored in cement in Kentucky, a thousand miles from any ocean.
If this seems fishy to you: a real live Bible Believer in the Godless Netherlands; celebrating the Olympics of the very children God smited with no limbs; fear of Zika Virus rather than reliance upon God, you're not alone. I think, and I could be wrong, and I'm not saying what the Truth is, I'm just sharing how I feel, but I feel like the LORD Almighty Himself is a bit peeved with this Johan Huibers fellow for trying to outshine America's own Austrian import, Ken Ham.
Reasons I believe this could be the case include Johan Huibers' admitted fears of contracting Zika Virus, or assault in Brazil. No True Christian™ fears these things, not really, not when they actually believe the Holy Bible to be True to Its Word (James 5:14-15). They also include the fact that there has never been found a reliable True Christian in any former Viking country, or colony, including Scotland, Ireland, and the eastern seaboard of Canada.
Perhaps most convincing is the recent smiting upon Johan Huibers' Noah's Ark in Oslo (another Godless city built by the bastard children of pagan Vikings).
While I wouldn't encourage anyone to contribute financially, or even prayerfully to this venture, it still might be an interesting, if not a somewhat informative experience.

It seems back in the days of Noah's Ark, when incest was again biologically necessary and morally acceptable,
so too was same-sex and inter-species coupling among animals, at least among the gorillas and chimps. Perhaps this is where the evolution myth
of man having descended from the testicle of an ape comes from.
so too was same-sex and inter-species coupling among animals, at least among the gorillas and chimps. Perhaps this is where the evolution myth
of man having descended from the testicle of an ape comes from.
Could it be that Johan Huibers is jealous of Ken Ham's ability to "Drop the Mic" on secularists? Read some of the things Ken Ham has said over the years, and decide for yourself if Johan Huibers is trying to silence this great voice.
- Did you know you can ask very simple questions to the scientists who claim that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago? You could say to them, in a very nice way of course, "Excuse me, were you there?" You are actually asking them, "Were you there to see the dinosaurs when they first came into existence? Were you there to see them alive? Were you there to see them die out?" Obviously, they weren't there, so how could they really know everything about them?
- Second, remember from your biology that ribs "regenerate." In other words, Adam would've had his missing rib back quite quickly.
- It's important for Christians to understand that if this event of the forbidden fruit was not history, then the Fall itself would not be literal. This would also mean that Christ's death on the cross would be meaningless.
- We can't always trust what we see in museums, but we can certainly ALWAYS trust what we read in the Bible.
- Christians should take a stand on six literal days, a young earth, and global flood even if it causes division. Either God means what He says, or we may as well not believe any of the Bible.
- The Bible teaches clearly that compromise destroys! We need to return to the authority of God's Word and its answers.
- Secularists accuse of Genocide & incest at Flood-but in evolution belief man is an animal & mated with whomever & whatever & killed whomever.
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