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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #166
    Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

    Prayer Warriors! Assume the position!

    The Deviltool is up and running again!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #167
      Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Prayer Warriors! Assume the position!

      The Deviltool is up and running again!
      If the position is on my knees for Jesus, I'm already there!



      Anything that so strikingly resembles an extremely large penis positioning itself for a b@ll$-deep plunge into a lewdly presented rectum can't be good!

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      • Dull_Eight
        Unsaved trash, drooling retard
        • Feb 2015
        • 25

        #168
        Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        hard-on
        plz

        Hadron
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717

          #169
          Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

          Originally posted by Dull_Eight View Post
          plz

          Hadron
          Using "text talk" to beg for pen!s on a Christian forum will only further alienate you from God.

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