[SUV]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Its HADRON the D is before the R.
Don't make such mistakes and don't look for "secret meanings" in words You can mess up every normal word this way...
Water rewrite to WAR T.E. (terrorists)
House rewrite to USE HO (obvious enough)
Earth rewrite to HEART (is stone alive? now it is)

Poor, un$avED Soul. Trying to learn (THE) GrammaR Sue Vera the alphabets

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

The atheistos talk in math tongues.
Their leader, the crippled spaz guy in a wheelchair who squawks into a tube, wants to get that Helldron thing going so he can use the sparks that come off it to hypnotize womerns into sleepin' with him.

Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Its HADRON the D is before the R.
Don't make such mistakes and don't look for "secret meanings" in words You can mess up every normal word this way...
Water rewrite to WAR T.E. (terrorists)
House rewrite to USE HO (obvious enough)
Earth rewrite to HEART (is stone alive? now it is)

Yeh, well Markie, I Babble-fish translated some atheistic lingo fer' you >>>>


Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks that helldron thing aught run on bio-diesel, and then use it in monster truck pulls}

[Raventard]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

"Agree 100% with you, absolutely without question that collider is indeed an evil device that should be destroyed before it inadvertently opens a dimensional window to the other side"

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

"Agree 100% with you, absolutely without question that collider is indeed an evil device that should be destroyed before it inadvertently opens a dimensional window to the other side"

Good! That's what we like to hear, dear. But you didn't have to use speech marks -- we're not actually talking to each other when we post on the interwebs.

[MarkHenry]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

The Large Hadron Collider is a device of the devil.
Shut it down and seal it off forever. Who needs photons schmodons or whatever if you have the word of the lord.

[WWJDnow]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

sooooo, the LHC has been runnig for quite some time now. Still no gatewas or demonic hordes marching in my city.

Still no results, either. Why are we taking these risks for a machine that does nothing productive?

[True Disciple]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

The Large Hadron Collider is a device of the devil.
Shut it down and seal it off forever. Who needs photons schmodons or whatever if you have the word of the lord.

This is the first time I see you saying something sensible! Indeed, what is the use of those ridiculously small particles? They are just an atheist attempt to deny God by turning Him into a particle.

btw. "Lord" is spelled using a capital letter.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Bad news brothers. The scientists are going to switch their doomsday machine back on, and soon.

LHC set to re-start after break

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will be switched on again next week, according to the laboratory that operates it.

The particle accelerator was shut down for the Christmas period shortly after setting the record for the highest particle energies ever attained.

Over the coming months, scientists aim to smash that record again as the experiments aim for energies of some seven trillion electron volts (TeV).

However, 2010's start will be at much lower, so-called "injection energies".

In the ensuing weeks, the energies will be increased, past last year's record of 2.36 TeV and toward the 7 TeV goal.

"We went into a technical shutdown over Christmas and we're now ready to switch it back on again," a spokesperson for Cern, the Swiss laboratory that hosts the LHC, told BBC News.

She said that the switch-on would be "after Monday" but said a firm date had not yet been set.

Thank God Project Habakkuk is proceeding smoothly.

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Bad news brothers. The scientists are going to switch their doomsday machine back on, and soon.




Thank God Project Habakkuk is proceeding smoothly.

Doomsday machine?

I beg to differ, but given the scale of the particles involved in LHC experiments any theoretical black holes created would evaporate almost instantaneously due to Hawking radiation.

[True Disciple]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Doomsday machine?

I beg to differ, but given the scale of the particles involved in LHC experiments any theoretical black holes created would evaporate almost instantaneously due to Hawking radiation.

Don't try to fool us with your incomprehensible demonic gibberish.
We are perfectly aware that you, Darwin and Satan want to destroy the earth with this device!

[sloppyjotbone]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Don't try to fool us with your incomprehensible demonic gibberish.
We are perfectly aware that you, Darwin and Satan want to destroy the earth with this device!

Does anyone even freaken know anything about what this machine does? ITS NOT A DOOMSDAY DEVICE. Thats just so stupid and idiotic to believe

[F. Nietzsche]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Don't try to fool us with your incomprehensible demonic gibberish.
We are perfectly aware that you, Darwin and Satan want to destroy the earth with this device!

It's impossible to do so due to the scale of the actual particle packages. About several hundred atomic nuclei to be precise, cannot form a stable black hole sufficient to permit the destruction of the Earth. It would be far too small to stay stable long enough to actually have much of an effect on even the quantum scale, assuming such an object would form.

[True Disciple]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

It's impossible to do so due to the scale of the actual particle packages. About several hundred atomic nuclei to be precise, cannot form a stable black hole sufficient to permit the destruction of the Earth. It would be far too small to stay stable long enough to actually have much of an effect on even the quantum scale, assuming such an object would form.

How do you know that? Did you ever see such a process happen before? If you haven't, then how can you say you know what's going to happen?

This is just wicked, dangerous meddling with God's Divine Creation.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

It's impossible to do so due to the scale of the actual particle packages. About several hundred atomic nuclei to be precise, cannot form a stable black hole sufficient to permit the destruction of the Earth. It would be far too small to stay stable long enough to actually have much of an effect on even the quantum scale, assuming such an object would form.

You are looking at this from the wrong perspective. It's not the things we already know where the risk is. It is the things we do not know. E.g. it could create some stranglet that destroys the entire planet.

One of these days scientists are going to invent something that destroys us all.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

What if it turns out that the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole in the future, and several thousand God-fearing Republicans got sucked through time into it from 2008, thus handing Barack Hussein Obama the election? What if it does the same again in time for Al King to win in Freehold? What if it opens up a portal allowing demons or Icelanders to escape?