[Witch Hammer]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

plz

Hadron

Using "text talk" to beg for pen!s on a Christian forum will only further alienate you from God.

[Dull_Eight]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

hard-on

plz

Hadron

[Witch Hammer]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Prayer Warriors! Assume the position!

The Deviltool is up and running again!

If the position is on my knees for Jesus, I'm already there!



Anything that so strikingly resembles an extremely large penis positioning itself for a b@ll$-deep plunge into a lewdly presented rectum can't be good!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Prayer Warriors! Assume the position!

The Deviltool is up and running again!

[Alphonse Alban]

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These fruitcakes are trying to create what they call is a 'God Particle'. If like them to do it and then see the wrath it would bring down on them.

The whole thing is just a big smoke screen for gay orgies these "science" nerds are having there. As if the name large hard-on collider is not a dead give-away

[James Hutchins]

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Fellow christian!

I don't believe you have to worry. The 'explosion' taking place insite the LHC isn't far big enough to cause any danger. Yes, the device consumes huge amounts of energy, but the efficiency is incredibly low. Most of the electrical power inserted into the machine is dissipated in heat. The energy in the particle packages is about as large as a flying bug.

I don't think we have to see this device as a distraction from what is really important. They are only trying to take apart a view particles to see whats inside of them. Also, for wormholes to form, you must have absolute weights millions and millions times greater than that of our planet. This because the gravitational pull has to be immense to let a planet collaps on itself.

I think worrying about this LHC is a waste of time. Time we could much better spend on worshipping our saviour and loving Jezus Christ.

I do not think it is a womans place to trouble herself or men with important things, especially when it obvious you have nary a clue. Ma'am, the evil that science brings and the attempts to interferes with God are way beyond the scope of your ability to comprehend Work on not burning dinner.

These fruitcakes are trying to create what they call is a 'God Particle'. If like them to do it and then see the wrath it would bring down on them.

I will pray that Jesus does not get angry and ignite the Heavens.

[FrancisJohnson]

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I am sorry, I am used to a different way of spelling Jesus. In the Dutch language, Jesus is with a 'z'.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

our saviour and loving Jezus Christ.

[FrancisJohnson]

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Fellow christian!

I don't believe you have to worry. The 'explosion' taking place insite the LHC isn't far big enough to cause any danger. Yes, the device consumes huge amounts of energy, but the efficiency is incredibly low. Most of the electrical power inserted into the machine is dissipated in heat. The energy in the particle packages is about as large as a flying bug.

I don't think we have to see this device as a distraction from what is really important. They are only trying to take apart a view particles to see whats inside of them. Also, for wormholes to form, you must have absolute weights millions and millions times greater than that of our planet. This because the gravitational pull has to be immense to let a planet collaps on itself.

I think worrying about this LHC is a waste of time. Time we could much better spend on worshipping our saviour and loving Jezus Christ.

[Didymus Much]

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...Oh wait, you don't use logic. Never mind. :p

You're still not getting it.

Logic (and science) that attempt to refute or disprove anything that the Bible (ie. God's word, preserved for all generations) says is obviously Satanically tainted somehow, and that's what they reject.

As a Christian, you believe the Bible is true, or you're not. You might like the "Christian" label (does wonders for business opportunities in some areas), but if you don't love Jesus more than your own family or job or whatever, and do every last thing He commands you to do in the Bible, the label isn't going to do you much good in the end.

[DerpyTheChameleon]

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It would appear that you are too narrow minded to understand anything else other than your own lack of logic, so you're just going to sit up on your high horse like a coward and give me infraction points all day long. I am using the exact same logic you are. You say planets don't exist because you can't see them in person, and the bible doesn't say anything about them. But the same logic, anything that you have not directly observing at the moment does not exist. So, since I live in Canada and have never been to the mainland USA, (been to hawaii) it does not exist. By your logic that planets and atoms do not exist, America does not exist. Because I can't see it right now, and the bible doesn't say directly that america exists, it does not exist. Sound logic bro! Oh wait, you don't use logic. Never mind. :p

[DerpyTheChameleon]

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Sorry, you don't exist because I can't see you and the bible doesn't say anything about you. However, I will indulge the desires of this evil satanist propaganda robot and give the verses.

"Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? And if you greet only your brothers, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same?

Matthew 5:43-48



You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against the sons of your own people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself: I am the Lord.

Leviticus 19:18

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life."

John 3:16

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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God did say he loved everyone,

Where in the Bible(KJV1611) does He say he loves everyone?

He certainly hates liars.

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

God did say he loved everyone

Book, chapter, and verse please.

[DerpyTheChameleon]

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Pi=3.14159 (to infinity) I use the new testament as a guide for my actions in life, and I follow the teachings of jesus. If you want to go and kill everyone who isn't a jew, that's fine with me though. God did say he loved everyone, not just people who aren't gay. And by the logic Zechariah: I have never seen a humpback whale in real life, and they are not mentioned in the bible. Therefore they do not exist. I have never died from being in a room without air, therefore since the bible doesn't say anything about the subject I will not die in a room without air. I have never seen a rattlesnake, and since the bible doesn't say anything about rattlesnakes they don't exist. I've never seen the pope, therefore because the bible doesn't say anything about him he does not exist. I've never seen Zechariah Smyth in person, and the bible doesn't say anything about him, therefore he does not exist. I have never seen the surface and round shape of our moon in person, therefore it's actually just a magical floating disk in the sky that changes shape. I have never seen the holocaust, and the bible doesn't say anything about it so it didn't happen. See how stupid you sound?