[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

The bible is a guide, not a scientific handbook. If the bible said that 1+1=3, would that make it true?

Whoa there, young lady! The Bible(KJV1611) is inerrant and by definition correct in it's certitude.

Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

For example the Bible(KJV1611) told us thousands of years ago that pi is three. Long before so called science came up with their rough estimate.

2 Chronicles 4:2 Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

Just which parts of the Bible(KJV1611) do you regard as accurate? I bet you'll be saying it's okay to be a gaywise

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Why are you yelling? If you choose to ignore the parts of the Bible you disagree with, hey that's your business.

I must warn you, though...there are consequences.

[DerpyTheChameleon]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Wait. So you mean that every single scientist is actively an evil satanist trying desperately to hide the proof that planets don't actually exist and that it's all made up. And those rockets we keep spending hundreds of millions of dollars to send up into space to explore other planets are fake. And the millions of dollars companies spend of sending sattelites into space so that people can use cellphones are fake. Seriously? I'm just utterly blown away by the immense depths of your utter stupidity. I believe in God, because I see what I deem evidence for him in the world. If you're just going to ignore the VERY FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, and rely on a book to tell you how to think... I have no words for you. The bible is guide for how we should act towards others, not an explanation to everything! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO IS A SCIENTIST IS ALL PART OF THIS MASSIVE EVIL CONSPIRACY TO CONVINCE US OF THESE STUPID RANDOM THINGS. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS? IF THEY WANTED TO DESTROY CHRISTIANITY, THEY WOULD ROUND THEM ALL UP AND KILL THEM!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

No, I don't God put the laws of physics and and atomics and gravity in place to make everything work. God created the laws that enable gunpowder to explode, but he is not actively making it explode. The bible is a guide, not a scientific handbook. If the bible said that 1+1=3, would that make it true?

Yes!

Of course not! I also read that you don't think other planets exist. Is this why we've been able to go into space and see our planet from orbit and send probes to other planets?

You've been to other planets, or are you trusting the claims of others?

[DerpyTheChameleon]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

No, I don't God put the laws of physics and and atomics and gravity in place to make everything work. God created the laws that enable gunpowder to explode, but he is not actively making it explode. The bible is a guide, not a scientific handbook. If the bible said that 1+1=3, would that make it true? Of course not! I also read that you don't think other planets exist. Is this why we've been able to go into space and see our planet from orbit and send probes to other planets?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

So you actually think that God made the atomic bomb go boom. And that those scientists could have put donkey crap in the bomb and it still would have exploded. Why would god work in a way that's so stupid? While we're at it, gunpowder doesn't explode. God just tells people to mix a few stupid chemicals and then he makes them go bang.

You put limits on God's power?

[DerpyTheChameleon]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

So you actually think that God made the atomic bomb go boom. And that those scientists could have put donkey crap in the bomb and it still would have exploded. Why would god work in a way that's so stupid? While we're at it, gunpowder doesn't explode. God just tells people to mix a few stupid chemicals and then he makes them go bang.

[Didymus Much]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

...And are you just going to disregard my proof of the atomic theory?

What proof? All I saw were some unfounded, baseless, heretical assertions with no evidence to back them up.

For example, no Christian would agree with this statement: "Do you also dis-believe in the atomic bomb? It's only possible if the atomic theory is correct."

Because Jesus says:

Matthew 19:26 "But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible."

So Jesus tells the scientists to put a bunch of things that rhyme with "-onium" in a big metal can and throw it at the enemy (think rocks, but 20th century style) and at the right time, God makes it go "boom".

And then we have ice cream.

[DerpyTheChameleon]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Found it, used it. And are you just going to disregard my proof of the atomic theory?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

blah blah blah

There is an Introduction Forum.

Find it.

Use it.

[DerpyTheChameleon]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Your "scientific" parlor tricks are of absolutely no interest to us. Maybe your chemists could do something truly miraculous like, say, turning water in to wine (John 2:1-11) !!!



Also: this is the second request for an introduction thread from you.

YiC,

Zech

Not sure what you mean by introduction thread, I just saw this and couldn't resist coming on. It's an observable fact that you can turn oxygen and hydrogen into water. This supports the atomic theory. Do you also dis-believe in the atomic bomb? It's only possible if the atomic theory is correct. Are you saying that atomic bombs never existed and don't work? Because I'm pretty sure all the large world goverments are not basing their most powerful weapon on faulty science.

[Didymus Much]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

...For instance, if your apply an electrical current to oxygen and hydrogen, they will create H2O, or water...

Really? Why don't you try that and see?

Just make sure any innocent bystanders are at a safe distance, k?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Are you kidding? This is a joke, right? I mean there's no way anyone could be this stupid. I'm a christian, but gay particles and saying the atoms and molecules don't exist? Come one guys, you're perpetuating the stereotype that all christians are all ignorant stupid assholes. And on the subject of molecules, you can't see them. However, we can feel their effects and view various elements and see how they work and infer that they exist. For instance, if your apply an electrical current to oxygen and hydrogen, they will create H2O, or water. It's the same with God, you can't see him but you can infer his existance through his word, the bible.

Your "scientific" parlor tricks are of absolutely no interest to us. Maybe your chemists could do something truly miraculous like, say, turning water in to wine (John 2:1-11) !!!



Also: this is the second request for an introduction thread from you.

YiC,

Zech

[Wide-Open]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

For instance, if your apply an electrical current to oxygen and hydrogen, they will create H2O, or water. It's the same with God, you can't see him but you can infer his existance through his word, the bible.

Hello Friend. So, God is like, eh, water? And you have to electrocute the Bible to see Him? I'm not sure I fully understand what you are trying to say.

I do know however that water and electricity don't mix very well, it sounds rather dangerous. Again, maybe I'm not grasping your finer points here.

[DerpyTheChameleon]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

This whole "hadron" thing is just "hard on" with the letters switched around. "Hard-on collider"? It's a code word for what this machine is really aimed at achieving. They are going to create homosexual particles. They plan to literally harness the very essence of homerism. I plan to have my tallywhacker planted firmly inside my wife all day 10 September so that those hard-on particles don't turn me queer.

Are you kidding? This is a joke, right? I mean there's no way anyone could be this stupid. I'm a christian, but gay particles and saying the atoms and molecules don't exist? Come one guys, you're perpetuating the stereotype that all christians are all ignorant stupid assholes. And on the subject of molecules, you can't see them. However, we can feel their effects and view various elements and see how they work and infer that they exist. For instance, if your apply an electrical current to oxygen and hydrogen, they will create H2O, or water. It's the same with God, you can't see him but you can infer his existance through his word, the bible.