THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

[Mister Brasil]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

I plan to have my tallywhacker planted firmly inside my wife all day 10 September so that those hard-on particles don't turn me queer.

I agree 100%. I am planning to recreate a certain large explosion. I'm not sure what to do after that minuscule fraction of a second, though.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

Friends,

I was researching the 'Large Hadron Collider', Science's most dangerous 'Doomsday Device' yet, when I found this -

The 'Large Hadron Collider' is the largest and most expensive scientific machine ever created. Costing $5.8 billion, and buried 330 feet underground, this machine was built (we're told) to create Black Holes, hunt for signs of invisible "dark matter" and "dark energy", and open a doors to 'other dimensions'. Of course, not even the crazy Scientists who built this blasphemy know what'll happen when they turn it on. Some of them 'believe' it may open a 'black hole' so large, that our entire Planet will be swallowed whole. Yet they still want to turn it on? Why? Because they know what it's really for!

On next Wednesday, 10th of September, these Scientists, funded and run by Evil Masonic Satanists, will start this machine - with the hope that it will open a gateway (or Stargate) to Hell!! Yes, they plan on releasing Satan!!

Is this the beginning of the end???

This whole "hadron" thing is just "hard on" with the letters switched around. "Hard-on collider"? It's a code word for what this machine is really aimed at achieving. They are going to create homosexual particles. They plan to literally harness the very essence of homerism. I plan to have my tallywhacker planted firmly inside my wife all day 10 September so that those hard-on particles don't turn me queer.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - SATAN'S STARGATE!

It's good to hear some sense spoken about this instrument of the devil. The fools are playing into the hands of the father of lies! The End of Days is upon us - I, for one, am prepared

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

I was researching the 'Large Hadron Collider', Science's most dangerous 'Doomsday Device' yet, when I found this -

The 'Large Hadron Collider' is the largest and most expensive scientific machine ever created. Costing $5.8 billion, and buried 330 feet underground, this machine was built (we're told) to create Black Holes, hunt for signs of invisible "dark matter" and "dark energy", and open a doors to 'other dimensions'. Of course, not even the crazy Scientists who built this blasphemy know what'll happen when they turn it on. Some of them 'believe' it may open a 'black hole' so large, that our entire Planet will be swallowed whole. Yet they still want to turn it on? Why? Because they know what it's really for!

On next Wednesday, 10th of September, these Scientists, funded and run by Evil Masonic Satanists, will start this machine - with the hope that it will open a gateway (or Stargate) to Hell!! Yes, they plan on releasing Satan!!

Is this the beginning of the end???