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  • #16
    Re: Electrocuting Pickles For God!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Of course he has, and yes, he's an expert. I always turn to Dr. Ville when I have queries about pickles.

    Why, Dr. Ville was just telling me yesterday about his pickle-slurping exploits. Last year, he even won the Triple T Truck Stop Pickle-Swallowing Contest, when he guzzled down more pickles and pickle juice than anyone else!

    Can YOU say the same?

    I thought not.

    When you are as accomplished a pickle-guzzler as Dr. Ville, then perhaps you can comment on the subject.
    LOL. I can honestly say that I've never guzzled a pickle. Am I missing something?
    Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S

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    • #17
      Re: Electrocuting Pickles For God!

      Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
      LOL. I can honestly say that I've never guzzled a pickle. Am I missing something?
      Well, as the old timer in the video above shows, you are missing the experience of the proof of God's existence.
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      • #18
        Re: Electrocuting Pickles For God!

        Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
        LOL. I can honestly say that I've never guzzled a pickle. Am I missing something?
        Faith in the Lord, for one thing. And respect for the True Christians™ around here for another. I just found this forum recently, but I've noticed several of your posts. Why can't you be more polite? And just accept Jesus already, things will go a lot smoother for you, I can assure you.
        Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 09-04-2008, 04:31 PM. Reason: elaboration
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        • #19
          Re: Electrocuting Pickles For God!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Well, as the old timer in the video above shows, you are missing the experience of the proof of God's existence.
          Hooking a pickle up to an electrical outlet proves god exists???

          So when I plug in a lamp and turn the switch and I can see the light, does that mean that god is with me???

          Oh Joy!
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          • #20
            Re: Electrocuting Pickles For God!

            Originally posted by Freethinker View Post
            Hooking a pickle up to an electrical outlet proves god exists???

            So when I plug in a lamp and turn the switch and I can see the light, does that mean that god is with me???

            Oh Joy!
            God is always with you. He is Omnipresent.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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