[Ixi]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins aren't mammals. They aren't even fish. They are satanic demons without scales....sort of like whales....and must be killed with all dispatch!

Dolphins are beautiful creatures, we would be them if humans were to dwell in the water.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Mammals don't have to be all hugs and kisses, after all goats are mammals and isn't the devil half goat? *shrugs* He has goats legs right?

Um, no. PAN has goat's legs. Or would, if he were real.

Satan likes to put his tallywhacker BETWEEN goats' legs when he tires of sinners!

Satan was once an angel, who fell from Heaven when he revolted against and was thus found revolting by the Lord. How many goat-legged angels have you seen?

Really. Goat's legs!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Satan was once an angel, who fell from Heaven when he revolted against and was thus found revolting by the Lord. How many goat-legged angels have you seen?

Really. Goat's legs!

I don't believe in angels or the devil. I have no idea what they look like if they exist at all.

[Brother Love]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I don't believe in angels or the devil. I have no idea what they look like if they exist at all.

Dameon it don't matter if ya believes in Satan and his FALLEN ANGELS with goat legs or not. Doesn't change the FACT that they exist and that YOU (like all human beings) are involved in a SPIRITUAL and UNSEEN WARFARE agin these demons! Now, when is ya goin to give yourself to the LORD and start fighting the battle? Son, don't ya knows that you is in a SPIRITUAL WARZONE and you is LOSING the war? You can ONLY win with JeSuS!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dameon it don't matter if ya believes in Satan and his FALLEN ANGELS with goat legs or not. Doesn't change the FACT that they exist and that YOU (like all human beings) are involved in a SPIRITUAL and UNSEEN WARFARE agin these demons! Now, when is ya goin to give yourself to the LORD and start fighting the battle? Son, don't ya knows that you is in a SPIRITUAL WARZONE and you is LOSING the war? You can ONLY win with JeSuS!!

A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.

[see_the_light]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.

DREAM ON HELL-SINGER!

A TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND like BROTHER LOVE is a gift THE LORD bestows only on a deserving obeying TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN.

Yours must be paying the sins of his forefathers....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

DREAM ON HELL-SINGER!

A TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND like BROTHER LOVE is a gift THE LORD bestows only on a deserving obeying TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN.

Yeesh, do you ever calm down? Things can be said just as easily without all the shouting and yelling. And I wasn't asking Brother Love if he and his wife get along. Merely stating that if he talks and screams to JESuS!!! all the time like that, it would probably be a tad awkward for hiw wife during...certain moments.
*snicker*

Yours must be paying the sins of his forefathers....

Actually, I think he prefers the fact that I use that lump of gray matter in my skull otherwise known as a brain.
It seems the Landover baptist men prefer women who don't realize that they're allowed to use their brains.
But then you aren't a landover baptist yet, are you?

[see_the_light]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Yeesh, do you ever calm down? Things can be said just as easily without all the shouting and yelling. And I wasn't asking Brother Love if he and his wife get along. Merely stating that if he talks and screams to JESuS!!! all the time like that, it would probably be a tad awkward for hiw wife during...certain moments.
*snicker*


Actually, I think he prefers the fact that I use that lump of gray matter in my skull otherwise known as a brain.
It seems the Landover baptist men prefer women who don't realize that they're allowed to use their brains.
But then you aren't a landover baptist yet, are you?

Your sting is cruel hell-singer.

My shame is like the mark of Cain and I will not deny it.

If willingness was the only factor then, as GOD is my my witness, I would state I was a LANDOVER BAPTIST.

But I wait for the GRACE of GOD and the acceptence of those I yearn to find as my brothers.

You are cruel, but if by stinging so low you expected me to quit... behold, THE LORD as given me strengh through my shame and fear of HIS WRATH.

Thank you hell-singer, Thank you for tempting me in such unfit way.


PRAISE THE LORD !

[Brother Love]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

A question, Brother Love. Do you always talk like that? Televangelist style? If so, I feel sorry for your wife (or future wife if you aren't married) one can only imagine how it must be for her to endure during...well...you know.

Well now "HELL-you soon WILL be singing......" I am a GODLY man and

I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!

Do I always talk Televangelist style? Well YES I do when I know I'm dealin' with SINNER FOLK like you WITCH!

As for the Misses...my wife's name is Ethel Love and she be a good CHRISTIAN woman that KNOWS and KEEPS her womanly place (but I guess ya don't know nothin' bouts keepin your womanly GOD-COMMANDED place). If ya go to my profiles you'll see a link to the Salvation Show page with more information 'bouts me and my beloved FAITHFUL wife, and of course all them brat kids we had (especially the two girls which we DON'T talk about and NO they ain't invited home for Christmas either! Harlot messes they is! Daughters of Cain they is! They is women a lot like YOU Hell-sing).

Now let me jist make this all simple for ya HELL-SINGER witch....the LORD JESUS called me to PREACH and EVANGELIZE the world when I t'was very young. So that's what I do......PREACH and ifin ya thinks I talk like a televangelist well then so be it cuz most of them is my friends anyway so I consider your comment a compliment. (snicker'in at the old witch Hell-singer).

Now, I is meetin' rit now with Deacon Jack so I gots to cut this all shorts.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

>_< Are whales condemned too then? Manatees? Seal? They're all made of the same stuff.

Yes! Did you even read the passage I quoted?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Yes! Did you even read the passage I quoted?

I got bored.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I got bored.

Dya mean that a Catlick priest got to you?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I don't know any catholics.

[see_the_light]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

I don't know any catholics.

At least you were never under the influence of the most disgusting, depraved, hommerish, satan worshiping, lace dressed, cookie munching, ring licker false religion.

Good!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Arethusa]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Mammals do not have scales. Therefore, mammals that swim in the sea are an abomination.

I know that dolphins are mammals, you blithering idiot. What I'm pointing out is that, because of this, the Holy Scripture condemns them.

How can they be condemned if God created them though and said they were good, in the KJV?

And I'm ashamed of some of you, eating dolphins!