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  • #61
    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    I'm impervious.
    No matter how pervi you may or may not be, it still doesn't change the fact that you won't be impervious to Satan's red-hot pitchfork when you're suffering for eternity! Btw, your threats have been logged, and copies have been sent to the relevant authorities.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #62
      Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

      Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
      I don't know any catholics.


      Is this not       your favorite T shirt? Did you not "ride" a silhouette dolphin?
      Are you not not donating sperm to Dr. Block's Bonobo hybrid project?

      Are you really salvageable? I hope God makes allowance for such extreme kink.

      I won't term you "disgusting". I won't hint that you're "indecent".
      I'll let all the others do that.

      Poor lad!

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      • #63
        Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

        Once again, Jesus has used a large fish to dispense His loving mercy, this time on a harlot from the Godless cesspool known as New Zealand. GLORY!

        Woman crushed by leaping dolphin

        WELLINGTON, Dec 27 (Reuters Life!) - A New Zealand woman is in critical condition in hospital after being crushed by a dolphin that leaped on to her boat, media reported on Wednesday.

        The 27-year-old woman had been watching from the bow of the small boat cruising among the marine mammals off the North Island's Coromandel Peninsula on Tuesday when the bottlenose dolphin landed on her, the New Zealand Herald said.

        She suffered serious head injuries and was flown to hospital in Auckland.

        The dolphin also smashed the boat's windshield and bow rails before jumping back into the ocean, witnesses told the Herald.

        Coast guard official Steve Taylor said the dolphin probably got over-excited and jumped on to the boat, although he had never heard of such an incident before.

        Bottlenose dolphins, which can measure up to 2.5 metres (8.2 feet) in length and weigh as much as 260 kg (572 pounds), are known for their friendly behavior toward human beings and seldom become aggressive.
        I hope this settles forever the question of what our attitude should be towards these creatures. They are our mortal enemies, and to be seen as food or enslaved entertainment. Praise the Lord!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #64
          Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

          But if she was a harlot, then the dolphin was doing the Lord's Good Work and should be praised! Sometimes I don't think God's quite clear on who loves and who he hates so much he wants to send them to eternal hell to be sodomised by Saddam Hussein.
          Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
          I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
          Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
          Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
          Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.           - Ovid

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          • #65
            Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

            Dolphins do not have free will. The LORD was using it to do His own work, and thus it is the LORD whom we should praise. In other words, the dolphin was just the tool God used to exact His holy vengeance--the animals should still be regarded as an abomination, since the Bible condemns them as such.

            Maybe one of our more qualified (i.e. male) Bible Scholars can help me out.
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            • #66
              Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

              Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
              But if she was a harlot, then the dolphin was doing the Lord's Good Work and should be praised! Sometimes I don't think God's quite clear on who loves and who he hates so much he wants to send them to eternal hell to be sodomised by Saddam Hussein.
              Dolphins are dumb animals, and this one was privileged enough to have been used by Jesus. Beyond that a dolphin has no more value than any other pile of roadkill. God is as clear as He wants to be, sister Arethusa. Perhaps your faith isn't as strong as it should be, because you lack a True Christian™ Man to guide and shepard you.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #67
                Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Dolphins are dumb animals, and this one was privileged enough to have been used by Jesus. Beyond that a dolphin has no more value than any other pile of roadkill. God is as clear as He wants to be, sister Arethusa. Perhaps your faith isn't as strong as it should be, because you lack a True Christian™ Man to guide and shepard you.
                So, basically, God uses the dolphin to carry out his good will but still leaves him to burn in hell for all eternity...sort of like a used up harlot? (I swear everyone here is trying to get me married. I don't understand it.)
                Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                 - Ovid

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                • #68
                  Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                  Dolphins do not possess immortal souls, no matter how smart these scienterrorists may claim them to be. They can no more easily burn in Hell than can a rock or a cloud.
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                  • #69
                    Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                    Dolphins do not possess immortal souls, no matter how smart these scienterrorists may claim them to be. They can no more easily burn in Hell than can a rock or a cloud.
                    Oh. So...what's the downside of being an abomination? Name-calling from good Christians?
                    Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                    I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                    Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                    Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                    Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                     - Ovid

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                    • #70
                      Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                      For one, people who fight to "save" them (oh, the bitter irony!) or otherwise champion their existence are doomed to an eternity in Hell. It's a bit like secondhand smoke, only it's actually real.
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                      • #71
                        Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

                        Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
                        So, basically, God uses the dolphin to carry out his good will but still leaves him to burn in hell for all eternity...sort of like a used up harlot? (I swear everyone here is trying to get me married. I don't understand it.)
                        What's not to understand? You are a woman and women need a man to tell them what to think. You yourself seem to know this, at least deep down, by what you posted here. Without a strong man to lead them women turn into demon worshipping lesbian harlots, take a look at VanHellbound, Lillith, and even Ixi. All three lack a strong man in their lives and all three worship Satan and fornicate with every man, woman, and sometimes even animal, they can.
                        The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                        Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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