When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

[GodLover2525]

Greetings my fellow Christians. This is not about preaching or anything like that I just have a simple question. When is the Rapture supposed to happen because I am hearing multiple theories about when it will happen and I want to hear the opinion of the True Christians. The only opinion that matters.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

Greetings my fellow Christians. This is not about preaching or anything like that I just have a simple question. When is the Rapture supposed to happen because I am hearing multiple theories about when it will happen and I want to hear the opinion of the True Christians. The only opinion that matters.

Dear Friend,

Please never ever believe any of the precise dates that someone sets for the rapture. They are all the products of false prophets. The Bible tells us explicitly that it is impossible to set a define date.

1 Thessalonians 5:2
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

In fact, our opinion does not really matter. It is the Glorious Opinion of Jesus that matters. That of God! This does not prevent us from seeing very clearly that the End of Times is near, much closer than it has ever been, because of the signs!

2 Timothy 3:1-4
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

I'd say that our generation is the one. The Bible confirms this. Jesus has promised us as much!

Mark 13:30
Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.

For your convenience, we have prepared a brochure how to spend the Times of Tribulation and rapture in a profitable manner and how to enjoy the spectacle that Jesus will leash upon the sinners.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

Greetings my fellow Christians.

"Fellow Christians"? We are the Christians, I have no idea what idol you worship - probably yourself.

This is not about preaching or anything like that

In which case, you are probably on the wrong forum.

I just have a simple question.

I suspect all your questions are simple - it comes from your being simpleminded.

When is the Rapture supposed to happen

When you least expect it. (See Brother White above.)

because I am hearing multiple theories about when it will happen

Matt:7:15

and I want to hear the opinion of the True Christians.

True Christians do not have "opinions" - they have the Word of God

The only opinion that matters.

I have just told you "True Christians do not have "opinions"." And so has Brother White! What's the matter with you?

[GodLover2525]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

sorry for the misunderstandings but I don't worship myself I only worship God. The one and only. When I say fellow Christians I meant the True Christians. I apologise for any misunderstandings.

[GodLover2525]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

thanks for the brochure

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

Dear Friend,

Please never ever believe any of the precise dates that someone sets for the rapture. They are all the products of false prophets.

Obviously the false prophets are all protestant. Pope Francis already said that Jesus is not coming back so soon. Also, this Bible verse tells us this:

(Mark 13:32) De die autem illo vel hora nemo scit, neque angeli in caelo, neque Filius, nisi Pater.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

Obviously the false prophets are all protestant. Pope Francis already said that Jesus is not coming back so soon. Also, this Bible verse tells us this:

(Mark 13:32) De die autem illo vel hora nemo scit, neque Filius, nisi Pater.

Mr. Rovagnati,

I have been wondering about your obsession to use the Vulgate, the vulgar travesty of the Bible that used to be almost perfectly expressed in the language of the Grease countries until Jesus had it translated into American.

I did wonder but now I know. It never occurred to me before to examine the Papist Latin against the background of the method of Anagrammatics, exposing the hidden agenda of a text with re-arrangement. I chose one fragment of that false Bible of yours. Neque angeli in coelo. In American it is, of course, beautiful:

Mark 13:32
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

Now let us see what becomes of this uttering by our own Jesus Christ after it has been twisted and turned into Papist!





All the usual suspects: Rectal intercourse (Romans 1:27), cross-dressing (Deuteronomy 22:5), legions fighting against Jesus. Once again, you're exposed and we have now also proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the main function of the Latin tongue was to promote sodomy (1 Timothy 1:10).




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

Latin requires a delicate touch Elmer, and while your cheeky anagram is amusing, I have to vehemently disagree that there is anything remotely vulgar in respect to the Latin tongue.

It is an acquired, if not obsolete mode of speaking, but a Sacred one, I assure you. Immolatus, text dipped in the sacrificial blood of the lamb. When you make a candle-lit prayer in private to sooth a beloved, a soft gentle phase in Latin is comparable to the rough Southern drawl I imagine most of you have mastered throughout your lives.

[Didymus Much]

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...the rough Southern drawl I imagine most of you have mastered throughout your lives.

In Iowa?


Seriously.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

In Iowa?


Seriously.

Are you from Iowa Mr. Much? This site's a potpourri of people from different places. I was just making a stereotypical comment to how I imagine Baptists sound, but it was just a joke.

[Didymus Much]

Re: When is the Rapture supposed to happen?

...I was just making an ignorant comment to how I imagine Baptists sound, but it was just ignorance.

Yup.