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  • Harry Potter's House For Sale = An Appeal!

    Two years ago, in September 2016, the three-bedroom suburban house where Harry Potter lived, 4 Privet Drive, was for sale. This was the UK home of the boy wizard's Christian aunt and uncle, the Dursleys, who hated all things that were“of Satan”. The price? £475,000 - $620,000


    Now Harry Potter's birthplace and the place where his parents were murdered, De Vere house, in Lavenham, UK is for sale at £950,000 - $1,235,000


    Now I can understand someone wanting to buy a house that has been cared for by a God-fearing Christian couple who abhorred witches and wizards and shunned Satan’s servant, but who would want to buy a house that is infested by demons and the scene of a double murder?

    This got me to wondering about Jesus’s house. The Inn at Bethlehem of Galilee is no longer there – not even a pile of stone are left.

    Jesus’s house for the short sojourn in Egypt, (done under instructions from Joseph, who was very rich, so as to evade avoid taxes, and keep the prophecy that the Messiah should come “out of Egypt” ) is nothing more than a few words, and there are no clues at all as to where he lived – the chances are that it had a swimming pool and a tennis court, but we cannot be certain.

    In Nazareth, we know that his house was within walking distance of the temple, for he taught there as a kid, but we know nothing else about it.

    When Jesus was conducting His Ministry on Earth, we have no record of where He lived – it was probably with His mom, and he would have had a room in the basement where He could be alone with His thoughts, but, again we cannot be sure.

    It is unfortunate that, as I write, we have no house to point at in the case of Jesus but evidence for Harry Potter abounds. And we must look upon this as something that can strengthen our Faith.

    And this brings me to my Appeal For Funds – Landover Baptistare looking for $15 million to find where Jesus lived. The purpose of themission is two-fold:
    1. To find and buy the houses and/or land that Jesus occupied
    2. To discredit the blatant lies of an atheist “archaeologist”so-called who, in National Geographic (a pornographic magazine, much given to showing naked Darkie women in Africa) and repeated in the very Jewish “Times of Israel” claimed that Bethlehem of Judea did not exist at the time of Jesus’s birth. And made some ludicrous comment about a 9 month pregnant Mary making a 100 mile journey on a donkey! Well, all I can say is “It’s another miracle and get a life! Get Saved! And Stop calling God a liar!” So we need to find Bethlehem of Judea.

    Please set aside all prejudices, open your mind and your bank account and give generously for this campaign and research into real history!
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    Re: Harry Potter's House For Sale = An Appeal!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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    This got me to wondering about Jesus’s house. The Inn at Bethlehem of Galilee is no longer there – not even a pile of stone are left.

    Jesus’s house for the short sojourn in Egypt, (done under instructions from Joseph, who was very rich, so as to evade avoid taxes, and keep the prophecy that the Messiah should come “out of Egypt” ) is nothing more than a few words, and there are no clues at all as to where he lived – the chances are that it had a swimming pool and a tennis court, but we cannot be certain.

    In Nazareth, we know that his house was within walking distance of the temple, for he taught there as a kid, but we know nothing else about it.

    When Jesus was conducting His Ministry on Earth, we have no record of where He lived – it was probably with His mom, and he would have had a room in the basement where He could be alone with His thoughts, but, again we cannot be sure.

    It is unfortunate that, as I write, we have no house to point at in the case of Jesus but evidence for Harry Potter abounds. And we must look upon this as something that can strengthen our Faith.

    And this brings me to my Appeal For Funds – Landover Baptistare looking for $15 million to find where Jesus lived. The purpose of the mission is two-fold:
    1. To find and buy the houses and/or land that Jesus occupied
    2. To discredit the blatant lies of an atheist “archaeologist”...

    In fact, our Creation Science Team reported in 2015 that his home in Nazareth had been discovered:
    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    His childhood home has been found!

    Matthew 13:55
    Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas?




    This is more than enough proof for anyone without pre-existing biases. I challenge the atheists: Prove with 101% certainty that Jesus did not live there! I know, you won't dare!

    2 Corinthians 4:14
    Knowing that he which raised up the Lord Jesus shall raise up us also by Jesus, and shall present us with you.
    As you can see, we have also pictorial evidence and, furthermore, no atheist has been able to prove with 100% accuracy that Jesus would not have lived there!

    On a side note, I am slightly worried about the state of your cerebral cortex, dear Pastor. I am now praying that you may soon perish and join Jesus before the immanent senility degenerates you unto the level of lowly animals, fungi, or atheists. I am very sorry that I have neglected these prayers but now that I realized that you may have forgotten our unique discovery (we did look at the secular report together, as you may recall, and you were pivotal when we made this great discovery from the Live Science Interweb site and were the first to interpret it Biblically.

    Psalms 92:14
    They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;

    Rest assured that your advancing Alzheimer's is now being taken care of! May you be fat and flourish. Perhaps we can visit Nazareth one day and wank around in the premises of Jesus's childhood home!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Harry Potter's House For Sale = An Appeal!

      From that article on Harry Potter's house:

      The 14th Century house used as the birthplace of Harry Potter remains on the market over a year after it was put up for sale.

      So Harry Potter is 700 years old? How come he survived without being burned at the stake under King Henry IV's wise law ofDe heretico comburendo?


      The good thing about that house is that it is timber-framed and several miles, via narrow country lanes, from the nearest fire station. Would the answer be for someone to turn it into a museum of witchcraft (with free entry, to encourage the satanic mob) and then burn it down? It should go up a treat.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Harry Potter's House For Sale = An Appeal!

        I heard Harry Potter retains his youthful looks through satanic sorcery inside the scar on his head - the mark of Beelzebub.

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