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  • Kyeb20
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 26

    #1

    Hadron Collider

    Hey there, I had been looking up about this machine and found this forum, I came across this forum and that some of you people think this machine is a gateway to hell and what not.

    I find this theroy compeltey ridicules! How are the scientists santic in the slightest? How is this a plan for satan to invade the Earth? People wake up. I'd like to know why you think this is what its purpose is really for! I'd love to know!

    Anything that seems to test your faith is satanic!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hadron Collider

    Originally posted by Kyeb20 View Post

    I find this theroy compeltey ridicules! How are the scientists santic in the slightest?
    How close did you say you live to the machine? Maybe it DID affect humans.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Hadron Collider

      Something to do with Tuna?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Kyeb20
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 26

        #4
        Re: Hadron Collider

        In what way did it affect humans? I'd say the bible is worse for affecting humans e.g Brainwashing. This is coming from the book that said a snake could talk.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912

          #5
          Re: Hadron Collider

          Originally posted by Kyeb20 View Post
          In what way did it affect humans? I'd say the bible is worse for affecting humans e.g Brainwashing. This is coming from the book that said a snake could talk.
          and it says a donkey can talk - see Balaam's ass* -
          Nu:22:28: And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

          The message here, amongst others, is that God can do anything but that is no reason to doubt His Word - in fact it is the reverse - it is the very reason that it is obvious that He exists and is able to perform wonders and thus worthy of our constant praise!

          *notice the accuracy of the description - the ass is female! Now normally the assumption is that it would be male. This detail shows that it is true.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Kyeb20
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 26

            #6
            Re: Hadron Collider

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            and it says a donkey can talk - see Balaam's ass* -
            Nu:22:28: And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

            The message here, amongst others, is that God can do anything but that is no reason to doubt His Word - in fact it is the reverse - it is the very reason that it is obvious that He exists and is able to perform wonders and thus worthy of our constant praise!

            *notice the accuracy of the description - the ass is female! Now normally the assumption is that it would be male. This detail shows that it is true.
            Then were the hell are the wonders of the world today then? Its been a long time since an animal has talked then huh?

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            • Squidward
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Hadron Collider

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              and it says a donkey can talk - see Balaam's ass* -
              Nu:22:28: And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

              The message here, amongst others, is that God can do anything but that is no reason to doubt His Word - in fact it is the reverse - it is the very reason that it is obvious that He exists and is able to perform wonders and thus worthy of our constant praise!

              *notice the accuracy of the description - the ass is female! Now normally the assumption is that it would be male. This detail shows that it is true.
              What is it with you Christians and using bible quotes? Can't you think for yourself? You are all nothing but puppets.

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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324

                #8
                Re: Hadron Collider

                Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                What is it with you Christians and using bible quotes? Can't you think for yourself? You are all nothing but puppets.
                Wow! Another hall of Famer here folks!
                I am actually dumbfounded.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Squidward
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 36

                  #9
                  Re: Hadron Collider

                  And you are saying Christians aren't cliche?

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #10
                    Re: Hadron Collider

                    No we are real men and women. We don't eat French food.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Squidward
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 36

                      #11
                      Re: Hadron Collider

                      It's such a shame you couldn't even come up with a reasonable response.
                      I'm dumbfounded as well.

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #12
                        Re: Hadron Collider

                        Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                        It's such a shame you couldn't even come up with a reasonable response.
                        I'm dumbfounded as well.
                        Well, you're half right.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: Hadron Collider

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Well, you're half right.
                          Dang, you beat me to it.

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                          • Teflon©
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 60

                            #14
                            Re: Hadron Collider

                            Of course animals don't talk like humans do, they don't have the ability (with the exception maybe of parrots and like but they only imitate). The Bible is never meant to be taken literally. Furthermore, it's a book filled with metaphors and contradictions.

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                            • Jean Poole
                              Mother of 20
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 384

                              #15
                              Re: Hadron Collider

                              Usually animals don't talk. However, in these instances, it was either-

                              -In the Garden of Eden, where worldly rules don't apply OR
                              - Incited by God to speak to help Good people.
                              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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