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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22887

    #16
    Re: A Christian's Guide to Time Travel.

    Originally posted by Addonai View Post
    Jesus actually was a time traveller. google: horeb time travel incident
    ישוע הוא הנוסע בזמן היחיד מכיוון שהוא אלוהים שמעבר לזמן. הוא אבי הזמן הנצחי לנצח.
    This is a gross and purposeful misinterpretation of Holy Scripture.

    I feel you are possessed of demons and your brain is mush. In a panic to get right with Jesus, you have attempted to find a back door to Heaven by the use of a Magic Decoding Ring that only you can understand.

    Landover does the best exorcisms, the very best. The cost is not inconsiderable but you can bring your own herd of swine to save money. (No Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pigs!)
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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