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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: Why do you believe

    You are starting to bore me now.
    If you can't say anything nice about Jesus I shall have no other option than to put you in Quarantine.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #17
      Re: Why do you believe

      Originally posted by Nihilist-DEZ View Post
      P.S. it all makes sense now on captain a. fags part he follows a mormon who almost single handedly ruined the united states of America.
      What are you talking about now? And why did you quote and respond to yourself?

      Oh, and by the way:


      WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU BORN AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN THE PIDGIN ENGLISH YOU SPEAK?
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      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #18
        Re: Why do you believe

        Originally posted by Nihilist-DEZ View Post
        [/b]I already told you I am currently residing in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Only a pedophile would wish for me to go into further detail.
        A pedophile is only interested in minors - you have to be 18 to post here - how old are you son?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Nihilist-DEZ
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          • Dec 2008
          • 6

          #19
          Re: Why do you believe

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          [/b]A pedophile is only interested in minors - you have to be 18 to post here - how old are you son?[/size]
          I am of age but from what he had referred makes one think he thinks I am a minor which would label him as a pedophile.

          Would you be willing to answer my questions? you are the only one who does not seem cocky and arrogant. Perhaps you can enlighten me.

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          • Nihilist-DEZ
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2008
            • 6

            #20
            Re: Why do you believe

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            You are starting to bore me now.
            If you can't say anything nice about Jesus I shall have no other option than to put you in Quarantine.
            I am starting to bore you because you can't answer my questions and thus are getting frustrated.

            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
            What are you talking about now? And why did you quote and respond to yourself?

            Oh, and by the way:



            WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU BORN AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN THE PIDGIN ENGLISH YOU SPEAK?

            Was a mistake from your forum, and I already told you numb nuts get your head out of your ass and maybe you can read I AM FROM THE USA as i said I spent my early years and the past 6 years within the USA.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Why do you believe



              Can someone wake me when this one learns English and asks a serious question?

              Thanks.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #22
                Re: Why do you believe

                You sure do like to blame others for your short comings. And talk about anger issues. We don't tolerate potty talk on this forum, so you'd better clean up your act or you'll get yourself banned this time.

                So what you are saying is that you have no real excuse for your inability to use American English correctly? I may have been wrong about you son. Maybe you're just a retard, and not a foreigner at all. If that is the case, I apologize for assuming you were not an American.

                As for these "questions" you keep ranting about, they have ALL been answered by various members multiple times. Just because you are not satisfied with the answers does not mean the questions have been ignored.

                Did you ever stop to think that the problem may not be the answers, but the questions themselves? If you'd just accept the Lord into your border-line retarded soul, you might have a chance at salvation. I say "might" because God hates retards as much as he hates queers. So if you fall below the "full retard" line, you're out of luck son.
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Nihilist-DEZ
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6

                  #23
                  Re: Why do you believe

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  You sure do like to blame others for your short comings. And talk about anger issues. We don't tolerate potty talk on this forum, so you'd better clean up your act or you'll get yourself banned this time.

                  So what you are saying is that you have no real excuse for your inability to use American English correctly? I may have been wrong about you son. Maybe you're just a retard, and not a foreigner at all. If that is the case, I apologize for assuming you were not an American.

                  As for these "questions" you keep ranting about, they have ALL been answered by various members multiple times. Just because you are not satisfied with the answers does not mean the questions have been ignored.

                  Did you ever stop to think that the problem may not be the answers, but the questions themselves? If you'd just accept the Lord into your border-line retarded soul, you might have a chance at salvation. I say "might" because God hates retards as much as he hates queers. So if you fall below the "full retard" line, you're out of luck son.
                  Ha, since when am I blaming others? and I think you're confusing my outspokenness for anger. I am just simply pointing out the truths.

                  English is not American guess where it originated? An you call me a retard yet you respect a man who just about single handedly ruined the us economically. CONGRATULATIONS MR.!!! I may not have 100% perfect grammar but you're all still just using bullshit such as this to stray away from my questions which you all have yet to give a liable answer to.

                  I asked you to provide proof with each answer not one has had a plausible answer. If we want to think in your terminology I have a flying spaghetti monster in my room that eats people. This must be true because someone believes it.

                  The bible stats god hates no man therefore you have just failed.

                  To help dominate you further read this It's a little something I happened to come across and it dominates you all quite fully.

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                  • Nihilist-DEZ
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6

                    #24
                    Re: Why do you believe

                    forgot to add this.

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post


                    Can someone wake me when this one learns English and asks a serious question?

                    Thanks.
                    Please point out the atrociousness of my writing that makes it so hard for you to read? [excluding there\their\they're type things as it is irrelevant] and I am debating the false hood your religion you don't consider that serious? You think so little of your religion it's sad.

                    On a side note you call my writing bad yet if you look at all the errors in your book it kinda makes me look like a English major now doesn't it?

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #25
                      Re: Why do you believe

                      Originally posted by Nihilist-DEZ View Post
                      [/b]

                      I already told you I am currently residing in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Only a pedophile would wish for me to go into further detail.

                      The 9/11 terrorists were residing in the United States as well. We have every reason to ask. Only a terrorist would refuse to answer.

                      You called me a "queeropean" which is quite a vulgar remark. Then said you bet I am some type of euro fag, you sir have just contradicted yourself.

                      The terms are synonymous.

                      A book is not proof to say that your religion is right.

                      Well, we like it. If you don't, leave us. Depart. Sod off.

                      Wrong, your bible says that god loves all his children and wishes them to all spend eternity with him. An anyone who has cleansed them self will go to heaven. If this were not true everyone would go to hell because we are born with natural sin.

                      I am not interested in what YOU think MY Bible says. Chapter and verse or it's merely another opinion from someone who cannot quote it.


                      <blah, blah, blah>



                      I will just leave it at that, every thread in there has a least one person from your "group" breaking the laws of god.


                      Once again that is not proof.


                      But why believe? As I said before the bible is a book of fairy tales and beliefs\rules that contradict there self on a constant basis.


                      You and every other religious fool says "we have the truth" Where the hell is your proof that you have the truth? A book does not speak the truth. Give me proper proof.


                      You clearly are but your weak mind has been brainwashed into such a frivolous religion. It does not come down to simply "believing" I would suggest you read your book again and write out all of your rules and then come back and post how you're not bound by your rules.



                      How can you say you follow gods law?
                      In the bible it states something along the lines you mustn't follow any other being or beings other than god\Jesus. You have just been labeled a hypocrite and you shall be condemned to hell.
                      Your title must mean a lot to you on here considering it's the only thing you have.
                      Also the emoticons you post are in poor taste and make a mockery of what Jesus did to save your pitiful soul.

                      As I have previously stated a Poor excuse for a book is not proof that something happened give me evidence of gods existence or it did not happen fool.

                      Sorry. I don't have to account to you. I would be happy to engage in an intelligent dialogue, but you are an opinionated buffoon who rejects all opinions but his own. We don't have opinions. We have the Instruction Book.

                      As I have said also previously you clearly know nothing of other religions
                      A Nihilist is someone who does not believe in an objective, purpose, or meaning to there life I do not fall for such ignorant ways of thinking of that some magical fairy will make everything ok. and the only faith I possess is that of myself and it seems to be working out for me so far.

                      Eight years of college Theology does not consist of reading to each other from the Bible all day long. We are well versed in EVERY religion, belief system and worldview. And we understand the word 'nihilism'. But thank you for your attempt at patronizing a group which makes you appear to be as smart as a rock on a warm day.

                      I
                      am not mocking your belief or faith I am just seeking some answers that you still have not given a liable\successful answer to.
                      If anything this entire site is a bigger mockery of your religion than anything else.

                      That's not asking for an answer, it is merely insulting. You are not tossed into the box with the other pseudo-intellectuals.

                      First of all I won't even bother breaking down your post as it is the most redundant of all.
                      If you were not so illiterate maybe you would see in the bible it states that it's something to take into your own perspective to "better one's self"
                      If you don't believe this perhaps you should ask any REAL pastor\preacher etc. Not the make believe colony you have here.
                      My post is rather clear and concise. I doubt anyone would call it redundant. The oft-used phrase "I won't bother to respond to you/answer your question/attampt an intelligent answer, yada-yada" is merely an admission that you have no reasonable response, so you pretend an attempt to answer is beneath you. Does that make me the fool, or you?

                      We are each "real" Pastors. You have never, now will you ever, read an incorrect passage from Scripture on this site, of find one taken out of Context. Flavius Josephus was an author, and wrote of the Judeo-Roman wars, the sacking of Jerusalem, and of Jesus Himself. Josephus was there. You weren't. But you toss him off as historically insignificant. How can you know? You have neither read his works or the Bible. You are running on imagination and your tank is empty.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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