[Cursed]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

Don't need to spell to do Computer Science.

Yes you do. You'll learn that someday if you keep trying, plucky!

And I don't like your tone.

Then leave our home, you uninvited piece of garbage!

You might talk to some people like that, and I'm sure they just sit down and take it, but I won't. If you want my respect, you show me some, Sir.

Not only are you uneducated, you are a rude savage! You be nice to Brother Jebediah, he's worth a thousand of you, you nasty thing!

Your parents haven't taught you any manners, so allow me to introduce the concept to you, squirt. When you visit someone's home uninvited (e.g. Landover Baptist Forum, the internet home of Landover Baptists) you should always be respectful and polite, even if you don't like what they say.

You do this because you would expect the same courtesy of uninvited guests to your home.

Do you understand now? Was that simple enough for you to get?

Scripture? As proof? Absurd. I have certificates, not some half-baked faith in an invisible thing.

Why do you think certificates (writing on paper) are more important than the Holy Bible (inspired by GOD writing on paper)?

On a side note, the language you're speaking is American ENGLISH, not American, Friend. I think you need to go back to History 101.

We speak AMERICAN here, friend, don't tell us what we speak. We don't tell you what to do in your home.

Finally, it's spelt "Assertations", not "Assertions".

No it's not, ha you really are slow! Ha ha thanks for that laugh, every village needs a fool!

[iBenneh]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

It sounds to me like you are more likely to be "garanteed" a place in remedial American spelling and grammar classes at the YMCA.

I see a lot of vain, sass-mouthed babbling coming from your direction, but I don't see any Scripture provided to support your ridiculous assertions. How can we take your arguments seriously when you don't base them on Biblical evidence?

Don't need to spell to do Computer Science.

And I don't like your tone. You might talk to some people like that, and I'm sure they just sit down and take it, but I won't. If you want my respect, you show me some, Sir.

Scripture? As proof? Absurd. I have certificates, not some half-baked faith in an invisible thing.

On a side note, the language you're speaking is American ENGLISH, not American, Friend. I think you need to go back to History 101.

Finally, it's spelt "Asssertations", not "Assertions".

[Jedediah]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

It sounds to me like you are more likely to be "garanteed" a place in remedial American spelling and grammar classes at the YMCA.

I see a lot of vain, sass-mouthed babbling coming from your direction, but I don't see any Scripture provided to support your ridiculous assertions. How can we take your arguments seriously when you don't base them on Biblical evidence?

[Cursed]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

I'm got a 3.9, and an almost garanteed place at MIT, so I wouldn't go waving qualifications around if I were you.

I'm got something you got don't.

[iBenneh]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

You're in high school and I have a BSc. along with a BBA, but you're more educated? I believe others on this board have their PhD's. I know many of the Pastors have their doctorates in Theology. But you're more educated.

What's A-level? Assisted? Asinine?

In what, and from what University? And who says I'm in high-school? You don't know what an AS Level is so please don't impinge upon my intellect.

I'm got a 3.9, and an almost garanteed place at MIT, so I wouldn't go waving qualifications around if I were you.

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God's existance cannot be proven via a book, so it is therefore impossible for it to be correct and true. Nobody saw him write it, and nobody know where he got his knowledge from. Therefore you cannot say in any way that your book is more valid than mine.
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I know that he "Dweeb in a lab coat" wrote it because I have met him. He is corporeal, and tangible. Where is your God? Have you seen him? Is he solid and tangible?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

This 300 second time limit is annoying me.

I can tell the differece, I was using a corruption of the word, as a derogatory, used to imply distaste towards somebody.

I'm taking these measurements in faith from a scientist, like you're taking your beliefs that it's 500 miles away from your faith in God.

Oh right, how dare I take the word of the guy who made it over some dweeb in a lab coat.

Oh, and I see you're another atheist liar since you said you were 18 in order to join this board. But all atheists are like that.

[A Follower]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

My A Level Physics textbook matters more than the Bible, because, unlike the Bible, it's not fiction. And it IS your fault, you called me uneducated, and I will not take that, because I KNOW I am more educated than you.

And yes, I have read the bible, cover to cover. I have mine right next to me in my bookcase.

How would you know your physics book isn't fiction? Who wrote it? What political agenda does he follow? Has he performed any miracles? Is there any aspect to his being that prevents him from lying? And is it printed exactly as written or has the printer changed anything? Does it come with a list of errata? Has it changed in any way since the first edition was printed? I sincerely doubt you can answer all (or even any) of these questions satisfactorily.

The Bible was written by God, so it is known to be correct and true, and it hasn't needed to change at any time since it was written, it is as true today as the day it was completed, that tells you something about the care that was taken when it was written.

And if you have a physics textbook with you then you obviously haven't even completed your stint at public school, to call yourself educated when you haven't been educated is a bit conceited, don't you think?

[iBenneh]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

Demons, we're infested with demons today.

When exactly did you perform these measurements? Or are you just taking them on faith from some scientist.

Oh and Cursed is a True Christian man, not a female dog. Yes, you're uneducated, in fact down right retarded if you can't tell the difference.

This 300 second time limit is annoying me.

I can tell the differece, I was using a corruption of the word, as a derogatory, used to imply distaste towards somebody.

I'm taking these measurements in faith from a scientist, like you're taking your beliefs that it's 500 miles away from your faith in God.
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And Cursed, thank you for the nice comment, I'm taking a shine towards you actually. I think I'm gonna call it a day with this lark, because I was a Christian a one point, I just couldn't see the truth in anything anyone was telling me, and my parents didn't like it much anyway.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

My A Level Physics textbook matters more than the Bible, because, unlike the Bible, it's not fiction. And it IS your fault, you called me uneducated, and I will not take that, because I KNOW I am more educated than you.

And yes, I have read the bible, cover to cover. I have mine right next to me in my bookcase.

You're in high school and I have a BSc. along with a BBA, but you're more educated? I believe others on this board have their PhD's. I know many of the Pastors have their doctorates in Theology. But you're more educated.

What's A-level? Assisted? Asinine?

[Cursed]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

My A Level Physics textbook matters more than the Bible, because, unlike the Bible, it's not fiction. And it IS your fault, you called me uneducated, and I will not take that, because I KNOW I am more educated than you.

If you were more educated than me you'd be a True Christian.

You're not a True Christian, ergo, you're not more educated.

It's basic. If you weren't so ignorant you'd know that.

And yes, I have read the bible, cover to cover. I have mine right next to me in my bookcase.

Well, I guess this is an example of someone not intelligent enough to understand what they read.

I'm sorry. Please don't be angry at me, sometimes people don't comprehend what they read and it's not your fault. You mean well, you're doing the best you can.

Keep trying! You're a fighter, you keep trying, don't you ever give up!

[iBenneh]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

It's not insulting to call you uneducated.

You haven't read the only book that matters (The Holy Bible), that makes you a big dummy!

Don't take it out on me, it's not my fault.

My A Level Physics textbook matters more than the Bible, because, unlike the Bible, it's not fiction. And it IS your fault, you called me uneducated, and I will not take that, because I KNOW I am more educated than you.

And yes, I have read the bible, cover to cover. I have mine right next to me in my bookcase.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

Right then. How large is this dome? What is the radius? I wouldn't mind if you said the radius was 75 million kilometers.

And HOW DARE YOU PATHETIC WORM CALL ME UNEDUCATED? I hope that whatever fake deity you worship damns you to hell for aeons, you stupid insect. Go die, bitch.

Demons, we're infested with demons today.

When exactly did you perform these measurements? Or are you just taking them on faith from some scientist.

Oh and Cursed is a True Christian man, not a female dog. Yes, you're uneducated, in fact down right retarded if you can't tell the difference.

[Cursed]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

Right then. How large is this dome? What is the radius? I wouldn't mind if you said the radius was 75 million kilometers.

And HOW DARE YOU PATHETIC WORM CALL ME UNEDUCATED? I hope that whatever fake deity you worship damns you to hell for aeons, you stupid insect. Go die, bitch.

It's not insulting to call you uneducated.

You haven't read the only book that matters (The Holy Bible), that makes you a big dummy!

Don't take it out on me, it's not my fault.

[iBenneh]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

The sun is just a ball of burning gas that God is keeping held up in the sky. It's just outside the firmament, the solid dome that circles the earth, and below the ocean in the heavens where rain falls down from. Above that is God's Kingdom. Don't you know anything?

Right then. How large is this dome? What is the radius? I wouldn't mind if you said the radius was 75 million kilometers.

And HOW DARE YOU PATHETIC WORM CALL ME UNEDUCATED? I hope that whatever fake deity you worship damns you to hell for aeons, you stupid insect. Go die, bitch.

[Cursed]

Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

It's so hard speaking to uneducated people.

If only they'd read the 1611 King James Bible! Just ignorant.