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  • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

    Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
    ... you crazy Mo-Fo's ... you cosmic R-Tards.....
    Thank you for remaining calm and offering an intellectual argument. I realize it is difficult for an atheist to argue any point of view rationally, but I'm glad you're at least trying
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

      Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
      ill bet you stumble around all day with a blank look on your faces and crazy grin glued on your faces!
      You are mistaking us for your mirror.

      the sun is 500 miles away? its made of coal? even a completely retarded child wouldnt believe this drivel
      Did you actually fly to the Sun? Did you do your own research? No? As I expected. All you did was listen to other people telling you things without using your own God given brain to think about them for yourself. Don't believe people just because they claim to be "scientists". Learn to use your own brain, no matter how challenging that might be in your case.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

        Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
        Holy Smokes!

        i was recently directed to this thread from a buddy.... who, after finding it, had to be hospitalized due to laughing so hard that the fell down and couldnt breath....

        WTF is wrong with you people? the sun is 500 miles away? its made of coal? even a completely retarded child wouldnt believe this drivel. this is an absolute joke. even Jesus himself is laughing...... where do you people come up with this crap? ill bet you stumble around all day with a blank look on your faces and crazy grin glued on your faces!

        and do you people believe this insane banter? id bet this boob could tell you the moon was made of cheeze and that would fly with ya..... i mean if the sun is 500 miles away, the moon must be, say 100 miles away, so make a big dough disk, add a whack of sauce on top of it, throw some pepperoni on that, then gently slide it under the moon, now, just give the moon a little push towards the "Coal Sun" (HAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaahahahah), (i just cant belive how retarded that idea is....), then itll melt and cook into a big cosmic Zaa!!!!, you crazy Mo-Fo's could feed all the hungry people with it!

        cant you see now what your supposed to do! are you blinded by the Coal Sun's ray's?

        well, since i just found a bag of majik beans in my desk, im gonna chuck em out the window, and let the giank bean stalk grow, and climb up to the sun, and check it out for myself.... i mean thats wha tany sane dude would do, upon finding out about it being made of coal, and being only a mere 500 or so mile away, eh?

        well, time to put the tin-foil hat back on and get back to the real world...

        peace out you cosmic R-Tards.....
        What kind of gibberish is this?
        1. My friend, if you want to contribute to these forums, please make your introduction in the Introduction Thread.
        2. This is not a debate forum, but a worship forum. See the Pastor's Commandments.
        3. The incoherent ramblings you posted here can hardly be considered an argument against the Creation Scientifically Researched Facts™ you can read in this thread.
        4. We haven't insulted you so far. Why do you insult us?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

          yeah, i did fly to the sun, heck, its only 500 or so miles away.... i go there all the time. why wouldnt you believe that? and before you start saying its too hot to go there, ill tell ya its not! dont let anyone tell you different, unless theyve actually been there!

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          • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

            Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
            yeah, i did fly to the sun, heck, its only 500 or so miles away.... i go there all the time.
            Just earlier you were stating this was impossible. Are you confused?

            Also, which vehicle did you use to go 500 miles up in the air? Commercial flight only goes up to 30000 feet.

            Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
            why wouldnt you believe that?
            Because you're an idiot.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

              Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
              yeah, i did fly to the sun, heck, its only 500 or so miles away.... i go there all the time. why wouldnt you believe that?
              Because unlike you I don't believe a story just because someone tells it to me. I use my brain instead. And when I do I know you are just making this up and you didn't actually visit the sun.

              It might hurt a bit in the beginning, but I assure you using your brain will pay off.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                well, obviously you only know what "They" tell you..... of course there are vehicles capable of going further than 30000FT! im not really sposed to go into detail, but in a nutshell, we use a reverse detractor sytem that generates a negative shift in the magnetic gravitational pull of the earth. its really quite simple, but not to be discussed in further deatail in the public forums.....

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                • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                  Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
                  im not really sposed to go into detail
                  Good.

                  Now why don't you go back to your atheist forum and leave the adults to talk about adult stuff?

                  Thank you.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                    Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
                    well, obviously you only know what "They" tell you..... of course there are vehicles capable of going further than 30000FT! im not really sposed to go into detail, but in a nutshell, we use a reverse detractor sytem that generates a negative shift in the magnetic gravitational pull of the earth. its really quite simple, but not to be discussed in further deatail in the public forums.....
                    Again you refuse to use your brain. Do you even have one?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      Good.

                      Now why don't you go back to your atheist forum and leave the adults to talk about adult stuff?

                      Thank you.
                      and what exactly would that be? how nasa uses the publics money to hold gay orgies instead of actually sending satellites into space?

                      that kind of "adult stuff"?

                      the sun.... 500 miles away.... made of coal......???? WTF? whats next?

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                      • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                        Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
                        hold gay orgies instead
                        Your hobbies are not the issue here.

                        the sun.... 500 miles away.... made of coal......???? WTF? whats next?
                        Just keep believing whatever scientists tell you to believe. Just know that ignoring the real truth, ignoring the Holy Bible, can only end in 1 way. With your eternal damnation to the fires of hell .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                          so tell me then, where it says in the Bible that the sun is 500 miles away, and made of coal?

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                          • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                            Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
                            that kind of "adult stuff"?
                            Stuff that requires critical thinking skills and an IQ well above 75.

                            Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
                            the sun.... 500 miles away.... made of coal......???? WTF? whats next?
                            Hopefully the realization that you are unable to refute any of these claims without using an appeal to authority fallacy.

                            Or do you think that the truth is a contest of who can say "HA HA HA" the most convincingly?
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                              allright crazy religious zealots, enough of my time wasted here...... ill leave you boobs go back to your bizarre theory's, maybe ill pop in in a couple weeks to see what kind of retarded drivel your wacked out chief has come up with next. i cant even imagine.

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                              • Re: The Sun: Millions of miles away?

                                Originally posted by ginnzz View Post
                                allright crazy religious zealots, enough of my time wasted here...... ill leave you boobs go back to your bizarre theory's, maybe ill pop in in a couple weeks to see what kind of retarded drivel your wacked out chief has come up with next. i cant even imagine.
                                So basically you are saying you are right without even being able to substantiate why you are right? Religion doesn't even come into play here. You are just irrational. That's why you insult us Christians.

                                The fallacy you are using is called "argument from incredulity".

                                Read it for yourself:

                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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