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  • Satan deceives astronomers into "discovering" developing planets!

    Apparently those silly scientists out there have either spent too much time looking at the sun through their telescopes or they are so consumed with their hatred for GOD that they will now believe any manner of arbitrary and outlandish things!

    I was searching for non-biased Biblical information about the universe when I stumbled across this blasphemous little page geared towards our innocent children:

    ***WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS UNCHRISTIAN FALSE OPINIONS ABOUT SPACE!***

    TRUE CHRISTIAN CONTENT RATING: OFFENSIVE!




    These GODless fools have somehow decided that there is a flattened ring of dust and garbage circling some star they call Beta Pictoris. (Sounds perverted to me.) Somehow, a big ring of space dirt is supposed to be evidence of developing planets!

    Some people believe the stupidest things! All they have to do is open up their Bibles and turn to Psalm, chapter 19:

    The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth His handywork. Psalm 19:1

    Only GOD can create stars and planets! HE doesn't need to sweep together a bunch of dust to form a planet into a ball over millions of years! (HE only uses dust for people.)

    Please pray that the LORD will open the eyes of these astronomers and scientists, and that they will become more concerned about the dust on their Bibles instead of the dust around a speck of light in the sky.

    Further True Christian reading:

    Pastor Billy-Reuben's Amazing Work on the Distance of our Sun

    Scientifically sound Chick track about the origin of life and the planets, "Creator or Liar"
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    Re: Satan deceives astronomers into "discovering" developing plan

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    [...]These GODless fools have somehow decided that there is a flattened ring of dust and garbage circling some star they call Beta Pictoris. (Sounds perverted to me.) Somehow, a big ring of space dirt is supposed to be evidence of developing planets!
    There's something mentally wrong with these secular scientists - they see a conclusion and jump to it. All too often this reflects on the solid honesty of Biblical Scientists.

    Just because there's some dust up there (probably caused by angels not cleaning up properly after God's Work) they assume a planet will appear.

    2 points:
    1 Try standing on a pile of dust - it will collapse, which is not good in planets.
    2 Try leaving a pound of flour, a pound of sugar, a pound of butter sitting in the kitchen - how long will it be before it spontaneously forms a cake? Why is "dust" different?
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      Re: Satan deceives astronomers into "discovering" developing plan

      Let's take this one step further. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust". Since we all know that we return to dust, and we all know that WE on the correct path shall ascend to the open arms of our Heavenly Father, surely our dust will ascend as well. So I propose that any "dust" located in outer space (if there really is an outer space), is simply the "ashes" of those who were denied entry into Heaven, and thier remains cast into the void of nothingness, space. This alleged forming planet MUST therefore be an attempt by satan to form his own little backyard, and therefore MUST be destroyed post haste.
      DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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      • #4
        Re: Satan deceives astronomers into "discovering" developing plan

        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
        Apparently those silly scientists out there have either spent too much time looking at the sun through their telescopes or they are so consumed with their hatred for GOD that they will now believe any manner of arbitrary and outlandish things!

        I was searching for non-biased Biblical information about the universe when I stumbled across this blasphemous little page geared towards our innocent children:

        ***WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS UNCHRISTIAN FALSE OPINIONS ABOUT SPACE!***

        TRUE CHRISTIAN CONTENT RATING: OFFENSIVE!



        These GODless fools have somehow decided that there is a flattened ring of dust and garbage circling some star they call Beta Pictoris. (Sounds perverted to me.) Somehow, a big ring of space dirt is supposed to be evidence of developing planets!

        Some people believe the stupidest things! All they have to do is open up their Bibles and turn to Psalm, chapter 19:

        The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth His handywork. Psalm 19:1

        Only GOD can create stars and planets! HE doesn't need to sweep together a bunch of dust to form a planet into a ball over millions of years! (HE only uses dust for people.)

        Please pray that the LORD will open the eyes of these astronomers and scientists, and that they will become more concerned about the dust on their Bibles instead of the dust around a speck of light in the sky.

        Further True Christian reading:

        Pastor Billy-Reuben's Amazing Work on the Distance of our Sun

        Scientifically sound Chick track about the origin of life and the planets, "Creator or Liar"









        > Apparently those silly scientists out there have either spent too much
        > time looking at the sun through their telescopes or they are so
        > consumed with their hatred for GOD that they will now believe any
        > manner of arbitrary and outlandish things!


        Observer
        First of all you are way too stupid and uneducated to qualify as a
        criticizer of the best trained , best equipped , and most brilliant
        investigators ever to live on this planet.
        Second, you stupid fuck , most physicists do not believe in a personal
        god so just how would your addlepated mentality conjure up such a week
        claim that they could hate that in which they have no belief?

        Next you ignorant fuck suppose that you supply us with some
        scientifically verifiable substantiating data for the existence of or
        any act of any god ever.
        Of course you can't and that makes you the fool for believing in
        superstitious filth for which no substantiation has been produced .


        > These GODless fools have somehow decided that there is a flattened
        > ring of dust and garbage circling some star they call Beta Pictoris.



        Why is it always the village idiot who decries profound work the
        brilliant and the educated ?


        > (Sounds perverted to me.) Somehow, a big ring of space dirt is
        > supposed to be evidence of developing planets!


        Observer
        The ignorant have not read science but the truly stupid will not.

        Do you have no idea just how the planets in our solar system were
        formed ?

        The Solar System formed from the gravitational collapse of a giant
        molecular cloud 4.6 billion years ago. This initial cloud was likely
        several light-years across and probably birthed several stars.[80]
        As the region that would become the Solar System, known as the pre-
        solar nebula,[81] collapsed, conservation of angular momentum made it
        rotate faster. The centre, where most of the mass collected, became
        increasingly hotter than the surrounding disc.[80] As the contracting
        nebula rotated, it began to flatten into a spinning protoplanetary
        disc with a diameter of roughly 200 AU[80] and a hot, dense protostar
        at the centre.[82][83] At this point in its evolution, the Sun is
        believed to have been a T Tauri star. Studies of T Tauri stars show
        that they are often accompanied by discs of pre-planetary matter with
        masses of 0.001–0.1 solar masses, with the vast majority of the mass
        of the nebula in the star itself.[84] The planets formed by accretion
        from this disk.[85]
        Within 50 million years, the pressure and density of hydrogen in the
        centre of the protostar became great enough for it to begin
        thermonuclear fusion.[86] The temperature, reaction rate, pressure,
        and density increased until hydrostatic equilibrium was achieved, with
        the thermal energy countering the force of gravitational contraction.
        At this point the Sun became a full-fledged main sequence star.[87]

        Artist's conception of the future evolution of our Sun. Left: main
        sequence; middle: red giant; right: white dwarf
        The Solar System as we know it today will last until the Sun begins
        its evolution off of the main sequence of the Hertzsprung-Russell
        diagram. As the Sun burns through its supply of hydrogen fuel, the
        energy output supporting the core tends to decrease, causing it to
        collapse in on itself. This increase in pressure heats the core, so it
        burns even faster. As a result, the Sun is growing brighter at a rate
        of roughly ten percent every 1.1 billion years.[88]
        Around 5.4 billion years from now, the hydrogen in the core of the Sun
        will have been entirely converted to helium, ending the main sequence
        phase. At this time, the outer layers of the Sun will expand to
        roughly up to 260 times its current diameter; the Sun will become a
        red giant. Because of its vastly increased surface area, the surface
        of the Sun will be considerably cooler than it is on the main sequence
        (2600 K at the coolest).[89]
        Eventually, the Sun's outer layers will fall away, leaving a white
        dwarf, an extraordinarily dense object, half the original mass of the
        Sun but only the size of the Earth.[90] The ejected outer layers will
        form what is known as a planetary nebula, returning some of the
        material that formed the Sun to the interstellar medium>

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_System_(planetary)

        If you are not too stupid I suggest that you read the entire article
        before you embarrass your fellow christians any further with your
        obvious ignorance.


        > Some people believe the stupidest things! All they have to do is open
        > up their Bibles and turn to Psalm, chapter 19:


        I suppose that you can provide scientifically verifiable
        substantiating data that will tie this hideous book of superstitious
        filth to the god for which you are going to prove into existence?

        If not then non't bother publishing this filth as we have all read and
        rejected as pure stupidity.


        > The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth His
        > handywork. Psalm 19:1



        Observer

        Such is simply superstitious crap.




        I sniped the rest of your idiotic nonsense as it is an insult to the
        dignity of humanity to read such filth.

        Get your head out of your ass and get an education because people like
        you are parasites sucking the blood and intelligence out of society
        with your money grubbing child raping priest craft.

        Priests...dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of
        daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions
        of the duperies on which they live.

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        • #5
          Re: Satan deceives astronomers into "discovering" developing plan

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          First of all you are way too stupid and uneducated to qualify as a
          criticizer of the best trained , best equipped , and most brilliant
          investigators ever to live on this planet.
          Well, how "brilliant" can they be if they deny the presence of the living God?

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          Second, you stupid piffle , most physicists do not believe in a personal
          god so just how would your addlepated mentality conjure up such a week
          claim that they could hate that in which they have no belief?
          Everyone KNOWS that God is real (Rom 1:20), but some people are so in love with their sin that they would rather live in a fantasy land and pretend that God doesn't exist than repent.

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          Next you ignorant piffle suppose that you supply us with some
          scientifically verifiable substantiating data for the existence of or
          any act of any god ever.
          How about when an infertile couple conceives, or when cancer goes into remission, or when I find a parking spot right up at the front, or when my team wins the Super Bowl, or when New Orleans got destroyed right before they were about to have a big Gay Pride event?

          How about the fact that you showed up here, during your darkest hour, at the one place on the internet where you can find the TRUTH?

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          Of course you can't and that makes you the fool for believing in
          superstitious filth for which no substantiation has been produced .
          Do you believe that love exists? If so, then why? No substantiation has ever been produced that love exists.

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          Do you have no idea just how the planets in our solar system were
          formed ?
          Of course we know how. God told us exactly how He did it.

          Gen 1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
          Gen 1:15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
          Gen 1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
          Gen 1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
          Gen 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

          My version of events comes from straight the Word of God. Your version comes from "Wikipedia, the encyclopedia that anyone can edit". I'll let the readers of this thread decide which is more trustworthy.

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          If you are not too stupid I suggest that you read the entire article
          before you embarrass your fellow christians any further with your
          obvious ignorance.
          I read it. I thought it was high comedy until I thought about all the poor lost souls who actually believe that nonsense.

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          Get your head out of your ass and get an education
          I have read the King James Bible from cover to cover. One simply cannot be any more educated than that.

          Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
          because people like
          you are parasites sucking the blood and intelligence out of society
          with your money grubbing child raping priest craft.

          Priests...dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of
          daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions
          of the duperies on which they live.
          You have us confused with Catholics. We don't have priests or altar boys. We have Pastors, and Pastors are encouraged to marry and raise families so we don't turn gay like the Catholic priests.

          Why are you so angry, friend? Don't you know that Jesus loves you?

          Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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          • #6
            Re: Satan deceives astronomers into "discovering" developing plan

            Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.-Matthew 5:10

            You come here and persecute me for telling the truth. The Bible says I am blessed, and I AM blessed, so you have just inadvertently proven the Bible to be TRUE!

            Do you still think there is no GOD?

            Scientists make up stories about the Big Bang and evolution to try and remove GOD from our country and personal lives so that people can go ahead and enjoy their perverted sins, believing they are accountable to nobody except themselves.

            So if there is no GOD to whom I must answer, what reason do I have not to kill you and take your possessions?
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            - Proverbs 15:3

            CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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