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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    ANTS: Tiny Christians!

    Ant colonies have good reason to be abstemious places. When you're trying to hold together so complex a society without — let's face it — a lot of brainpower, you want a population made up of the fittest individuals you can get. A queen that has the genetic mettle to crank out lots of good eggs that produce lots of good babies doesn't need any competition from other, lesser females setting up a nest nearby. Even the queen herself is not allowed to fool with the gene pool once it's been set. She mates only once in her life and stores all of the sperm she'll ever need for the thousands of eggs she'll produce.
    The rules, of course, don't prevent the other ants in the colony — which spend their lives tending eggs, gathering food and digging tunnels — from feeling a little randy now and then (never mind the fact that they're all, genetically speaking, brothers and sisters). But not only are those who give into the procreative urge pounced on by the others, those who are even considering it are often restrained before they can try. The tip-off, as with so many other things in the animal world, appears to be smell.
    Earlier studies had shown that a queen that senses potential competition from another fertile female will chemically mark the pretender; that female will then be attacked by lower-ranking females. Biologists Jürgen Liebig and Adrian Smith of Arizona State University suspected that something similar might go on even without the queen's intervention and believed the answer might lie in scent chemicals called cuticular hydrocarbons.
    Ants that are capable of reproducing naturally emit hydrocarbon-based odors, and the eggs they produce smell the same way. Ants that can't reproduce emit no such odor. Liebig and Smith produced a synthetic hydrocarbon in the lab that had the same olfactory properties as the natural one, then plucked a few completely innocent ants from a nest and dabbed the chemical on them. When they were returned to the colony they were promptly attacked — never mind that they had essentially been framed.
    The sexual environment does sometimes loosen up in ant colonies. While the place may never become a Caligulan free-for-all, collective breeding will resume if the queen dies or is experimentally removed — but only until a new queen establishes herself and the reproductive lockdown resumes.
    Complex critters like us might be glad to be part of a species that's free of such Draconian sexual rules, but Liebig doesn't think it's wise to get above ourselves. All manner of lawsuits, divorces and blood feuds have erupted over people breeding when — or with whom — they oughtn't. Often, the methods used to expose the cheaters aren't terribly different from those of the ants: more than one philanderer, after all, has been exposed by a whiff of the wrong perfume on his clothes when he came home. "The idea that social harmony is dependent on strict systems to prevent and punish cheating seems to apply to most successful societies," Liebig explained in a comment released with his paper. Regardless of the genome, in matters of sex, nature still appears to prefer us not to stray.
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: ANTS: Tiny Christians!

    Attribution, PLEASE!
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: ANTS: Tiny Christians!

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Attribution, PLEASE!
      It came from TIME, via the CNN page. It's there now - and I'm not going back! Ants give me the willies!!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: ANTS: Tiny Christians!

        I have to give ants mixed reviews. On one hand, God's Word tells us to learn from ants' industry:

        Prov. 6:6-8: Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler, Provideth her meat in the summer, [and] gathereth her food in the harvest.

        Also, the overwhelming majority of ants are workers that do not mate and are thus like the Apostle Paul:

        1 Cor. 7:8: I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.

        On the other hand, those worker ants are all female and are thus among the feminazi career girls of the insect world. Since God would not have created a colony of genderless letsbemen with no male head of household to whom to submit, I can only suppose that they are that way as a result of the Fall.
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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22833

          #5
          Re: ANTS: Tiny Christians!

          Sister SUV’s extract on ants got me thinking. These insects would indeed be fine Christians if, as Pastor Peters says, they would merely let the male have the upper hand. Women are fine servants but poor masters. What ants need is a male in charge to sort them out.

          When the little critters swarm, a male is necessary; it should be the work of a moment for God to have the male “perform his duty” and then accept the job as head of the colony whilst his “wife” sets about making soldiers.

          PS
          Oh yes, and they will need a belief in a Deity beyond the firmament that will judge them fitting or not for eternal life – as God is the only one available, I think these little miracles could thus be bound for heaven.

          PPS
          I’ve just thought of a downside – There I am sitting sipping my Mint Julep with Jesus and laughing at the unsaved trash burning, when our day out is ruined by ants… Thus ants are proof of God, although He made them as an excellent example; He had the foresight to deprive them of a soul so the Saved(tm) would not be irritated.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Rune Enoe
            Apostle of the North
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 11678

            #6
            Re: ANTS: Tiny Christians!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            I have to give ants mixed reviews. On one hand, God's Word tells us to learn from ants' industry:

            Prov. 6:6-8: Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler, Provideth her meat in the summer, [and] gathereth her food in the harvest.
            The Bible also tells us that ants are an exceedingly wise people because they prepare their meat in the summer.

            Proverbs 30:24 There be four things which are little upon the earth, but they are exceeding wise:
            Proverbs 30:25 The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer;

            Yummy, summer-Time. BBQs with thick T-bone steaks, spicy lamb, cole slaw and sweet and tart barbecue sauces. There's wisdom in them little critters.
            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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