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  • #16
    Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    Yeah, okay, this is getting ridiculous. If you guys think that I have to prove to you that I am heterosexual, you have the problem. Whatever I say, you will just keep playing the homosexual card and try to make it sound like I am gay. Every time you say it, I deny it. If I were to call you gay, you would deny it, would you not? So why is it different for you? Oh, right, because you are a Landover Baptist and therefore a better person than I am. However, I would rather know that I have the skills to survive in the real world than have the skills to survive in a shithole city in Iowa.
    A broke assed sinner like you couldn't get past the gate of our Godly Iowa city friend much less try to survive here. Anyway you better start learning to live with Jesus because when President Bush declares himself President for Life we Christians will be putting things right in this great country of ours.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #17
      Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
      If you guys think that I have to prove to you that I am heterosexual, you have the problem.
      It's not us you have to prove it to, it's God. And remember, He can read your degenerate thoughts and He knows what's in your lace-trimmed heart.
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • #18
        Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

        Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
        However, I would rather know that I have the skills to survive in the real world than have the skills to survive in a shithole city in Iowa.
        That's an understandable attitude to have. But do you have what it takes to choose Everlasting Life over the Second Death?

        Revelation 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
        13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
        14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
        15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #19
          Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

          Even worse, and I don't believe this has been mentioned yet: The rowboats on the Lake of Fire have only one oar.

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          • #20
            Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Friend,

            He is a doctor of Christian Science, which he received from Landover Christian University but that is all mere petty detail since Christ guides him. Do you have any other obvious questions to waste our bandwidth with friend?
            So you have no real science degree then? So you listen to an invisible man?

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            • #21
              Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

              Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
              So you have no real science degree then? So you listen to an invisible man?
              Kindly find your way to the General Church Fellowship forum, and the Introduction subforum.

              Once there, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what it is you DO believe, and a bit about who you are. When you choose to post in a thread, please try to follow the discussion before leaping in. It's only polite.

              Your random attack on the good Doctor's credentials -- which he earned from LBU -- demonstrates nothing, except that you are a very rude guest.

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              • #22
                Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                By the posts and what ive read on this site you are a bunch of rude pricks when it comes to religion and forcing your wills on others.
                Christianity is like all religions another load of bullshit that was created to control the locals 2000 years ago.
                Fear has its uses and Seneca said it best, "Religion is true to the common people, False to the wise and Usefull for the rulers".

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                • #23
                  Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                  Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
                  By the posts and what ive read on this site you are a bunch of rude pricks when it comes to religion and forcing your wills on others.
                  Christianity is like all religions another load of bullshit that was created to control the locals 2000 years ago.
                  Fear has its uses and Seneca said it best, "Religion is true to the common people, False to the wise and Usefull for the rulers".
                  Notice the hate here? Notice the intense anger? This is typical of unsaved trash, particularly the atheist version. They have no moral compass, and so they become easily enraged when they encounter loving True Christians™ like us. Thank God my heart is filled with the love of Christ.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                    Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
                    By the posts and what ive read on this site you are a bunch of rude pricks when it comes to religion and forcing your wills on others.
                    Christianity is like all religions another load of bullshit that was created to control the locals 2000 years ago.
                    Fear has its uses and Seneca said it best, "Religion is true to the common people, False to the wise and Usefull for the rulers".
                    God made Seneca die slowly and painfully for saying this when Seneca tried to commit suicide after a failed attempt to murder the Emperor Nero.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                      Originally posted by Idontbelieveu View Post
                      By the posts and what ive read on this site you are a bunch of rude pricks when it comes to religion and forcing your wills on others.
                      Christianity is like all religions another load of PROFANITY REMOVED that was created to control the locals 2000 years ago.
                      Fear has its uses and Seneca said it best, "Religion is true to the common people, False to the wise and Usefull for the rulers".
                      How exactly have we forced our will on anyone? YOU came HERE.

                      Is one of our people standing in your parents' basement behind you, with a gun to your head, forcing you to post here? No! You came here of your own free will, and have done nothing but insult and attack us for our beliefs!

                      You preach tolerance, but not at all do you practice it! Instead, you attack True Christians, a religious minority, and spread your vile filth throughout God's Favorite Forum.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                        Speaking of Global Warming, the Republicans have it right but the Demoncrats keep fronting the Global Warming myth! When will everyone just BELIEVE the President?
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #27
                          Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Speaking of Global Warming, the Republicans have it right but the Demoncrats keep fronting the Global Warming myth! When will everyone just BELIEVE the President?
                          Ain't it the truth? If we get an unseasonably warmish day in January, the joo-controlled media can't wait to proclaim "global warming" is to blame. Its -10 Freehold today, but suddenly they are quiet about it.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                            It is our obligation-- OUR OBLIGATION-- to support the statements of Our Glorious Commander-in-Chief and his selections of brilliant people to lead Our Holy Crusade Against the Infidel Terrorists. Any dissent is treasonous, and gives aid and comfort to our enemies.

                            But if the Demoncrats are in power, everything I've said here is exactly the opposite.

                            GLORY!!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                              Try using 0% of your brain. If you can, and still live, I will convert to your religion.

                              (It's impossible to use 0% of your brain.)

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                              • #30
                                Re: Top 20 Myths of Science...

                                Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                                Try using 0% of your brain. If you can, and still live, I will convert to your religion.

                                (It's impossible to use 0% of your brain.)
                                Son, you aren't right in the head, are you.

                                Better accept Jesus and get cured.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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