Top 20 Myths of Science...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Friends, no matter how much evolutionists put their faith in "science", they are continually shown to be wrong! The latest batch of 20 "facts" of science have been proven incorrect finally, showing, yet again, that science is full of lies! Why people put their faith in science which completely changes every few years and reject the only Book that has never been shown to be incorrect is beyond me! Truly some people are will-fully blind

Top 20 Scientific Myths

For the benefit of some of our readers I will include a snippet of my most recent doctoral research. The majority of the paper will remain in the Vault, but I was able to secure permission to post a small portion of it in an attempt to minister to the lost souls we have here.

Myth: Humans only use 10% of their brains

This is merely a misconception. True Christians strive to use NONE of their brain! If we were to listen to our brains, we would find ourselves headed to hell in a handbasket in no time!

17For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.

Those who strive to be "smart" and "wise" ultimately make Jesus' temporary sacrifice meaningless! In my years of studying here at Landover University, it has been shown time and again that as one's "intelligence" increases, his or her Salvation status decreases. True Christians strive to live by their HEARTS and not by their minds. The mind is the tool that Satan uses most often to try to drive the weak from the faith.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Oh come on, that is a sweeping generalization that all evolutionists believe in this. I am 16 and I know that those are false, and they all have scientific reasons as to why they are false.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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If you're 16 as you claim, you have no business posting here. You lied and therefore are worthy of eternal damnation. I suggest you speak with a pastor ASAP if you have any hopes of making your life worth something.

And of course they all have "scientific reasons" as to why they are false. What's what science does! "Here believe this".... "Oh wait, no, believe this".... "No, now believe this". It's crazy!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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If you don't mind my asking, what are you a doctor of?

[Bobby-Joe]

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If you don't mind my asking, what are you a doctor of?

Friend,

He is a doctor of Christian Science, which he received from Landover Christian University but that is all mere petty detail since Christ guides him. Do you have any other obvious questions to waste our bandwidth with friend?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

[OnYourKnees]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

Yes, all the women are on fire . . . for Jesus!

[SalvationSeeker]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

Yeah yeah, you've said you ain't gay alot now..
Is there something you want to tell us?

Has any of the priests of your cathylicker congregation ever tried to put something in your bum?

[fiat lux]

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Those who strive to be "smart" and "wise" ultimately make Jesus' temporary sacrifice meaningless! In my years of studying here at Landover University, it has been shown time and again that as one's "intelligence" increases, his or her Salvation status decreases. True Christians strive to live by their HEARTS and not by their minds. The mind is the tool that Satan uses most often to try to drive the weak from the faith.

Halleluiah doctor!
I was trying for a long time to warn christian about the evils of education and about how using the brain too much is a sure way to perdition.

The fact that men think about sex every 7 seconds is another proof that a man's brain is the Satan's favorite place. I'm sure though that at Landover it is Jesus that men think about every 7 seconds.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thanks for answering my question, dear friend.


I bet that Landover Christian University has tons of wild parties with hot women.

By "wild" you mean prayer breakfasts and Bible study groups then yes.

[OnYourKnees]

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Halleluiah doctor!
I was trying for a long time to warn christian about the evils of education and about how using the brain too much is a sure way to perdition.

The fact that men think about sex every 7 seconds is another proof that a man's brain is the Satan's favorite place. I'm sure though that at Landover it is Jesus that men think about every 7 seconds.

fiat, that website said that men do not think about sex every 7 seconds, that was a myth.

And men (and women) at Landover think about Jesus CONSTANTLY, not at short intervals as you suggest. But I'm glad to see you realize that He is always present in our minds!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah yeah, you've said you ain't gay alot now..
Is there something you want to tell us?

Has any of the priests of your cathylicker congregation ever tried to put something in your bum?

Wow, that makes no sense whatsoever. I was referring to hot women in my post.....does this have anything to do with homosexuality?

Seriously, trying to insult me by calling me gay is getting a little old...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Wow, that makes no sense whatsoever. I was referring to hot women in my post.....does this have anything to do with homosexuality?

Seriously, trying to insult me by calling me gay is getting a little old...

Because you said it like a Sodomite trying to fit in with your groovy heterosexual friends. Just as we at Landover would stand out like a sore thumb if we tried to "hang out with" a bunch of "gangster" rapping "hipperhop" Nigras, you stand out when you try to sound like you're not into vile perversions.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Because you said it like a Sodomite trying to fit in with your groovy heterosexual friends. Just as we at Landover would stand out like a sore thumb if we tried to "hang out with" a bunch of "gangster" rapping "hipperhop" Nigras, you stand out when you try to sound like you're not into vile perversions.

Praise!
Jesus must have moved you sister when you wrote this post, just as He moved me as I wrote mine..
Beacuse that's exactly what I meant.

Tyrone, the first step towards getting better is admitting you have a problem...
Admit that you are a disgusting sodomite who gets vile kicks from having tallywhackers put inside of you!
Only then can you start to get over it, and Jesus can start to forgive you.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah, okay, this is getting ridiculous. If you guys think that I have to prove to you that I am heterosexual, you have the problem. Whatever I say, you will just keep playing the homosexual card and try to make it sound like I am gay. Every time you say it, I deny it. If I were to call you gay, you would deny it, would you not? So why is it different for you? Oh, right, because you are a Landover Baptist and therefore a better person than I am. However, I would rather know that I have the skills to survive in the real world than have the skills to survive in a shithole city in Iowa.