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  • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

    Yes!!! It's amazing. Anyway, I'm not insane. And neither am I. How unfunny. The extremely wise author of this and other crap is a friend of mine...okay it's me. The commandos were really great.

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    • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

      Originally posted by esther View Post
      Yes!!! It's amazing. Anyway, I'm not insane. And neither am I. I see, so you're shizophrenic. How unfunny. The extremely wise author of this and other crap is a friend of mine...okay it's me. Extremely wise? You? Now you're just being silly! The commandos were really great. Yeah, they were. Go stab yourself already
      Concerning that great wisdom of yours...

      Psalm 10:4
      In his pride the wicked does not seek him; in all his thoughts there is no room for God.
      John 20:29
      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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      • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

        I'm not proud, I'm just manic-depressive. Besides, I have also said that silly is wise once, when I was about to fall asleep a couple of months ago. That's funny, I had asked a friend of mine to tell me what to do because I was extremely bored, and he told me "go cut your fingers". I think I'll make a list of kind suggestions like these. I love them.

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        • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

          Originally posted by esther View Post
          I'm not proud, I'm just manic-depressive. Besides, I have also said that silly is wise once, when I was about to fall asleep a couple of months ago. That's funny, I had asked a friend of mine to tell me what to do because I was extremely bored, and he told me "go cut your fingers". I think I'll make a list of kind suggestions like these. I love them.
          Cutting your fingers would be the least thing you should use that blade on, perhaps a wrist or two will have a better effect on you. And being manic-depressive isn't an excuse for ignorance and childish jibberish.
          John 20:29
          Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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          • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

            No, if I were to die before my time and doom millions of people to eternal pain, I would have wanted to die by carbon monoxide. I know, but being 18 is enough excuse for anything. Stupidity I mean. And I don't really know if I'm manic depressive, yet I'm pretty sure I am hypochondriac.

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            • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

              Originally posted by esther View Post
              No, if I were to die before my time and doom millions of people to eternal pain, I would have wanted to die by carbon monoxide. I know, but being 18 is enough excuse for anything. Not quite though. At that age people are expected to be grown to a certain level of mental capabilities. Stupidity I mean. And I don't really know if I'm manic depressive, yet I'm pretty sure I am hypochondriac.
              .
              John 20:29
              Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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              • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                R-R-R, we're trying to Save these people here through the love of Jesus, not drive them into suicide. Cut back on the pose a bit already.

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                • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                  Originally posted by Brother John View Post
                  R-R-R, we're trying to Save these people here through the love of Jesus, not drive them into suicide. Cut back on the pose a bit already.
                  It was sarcasm... But sure, I'll tone it down a bit.
                  John 20:29
                  Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                  • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                    Originally posted by Brother John View Post
                    R-R-R, we're trying to Save these people here through the love of Jesus, not drive them into suicide. Cut back on the pose a bit already.
                    Don't be too concerned for this Fester person, Brother John. This Heathen needs to be Rebuked for coming to "God's Favourite Forum" and spewing out such Venom.

                    Proverbs 26:26
                    Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Don't be too concerned for this Fester person, Brother John.
                      I'm quite sure she'll recognize the sarcasm, if not then she'll probably is too dimwitted to even realize she's supposed to feel offended.
                      John 20:29
                      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                      • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                        I'm above offences and unhealthy criticism such as "Wash your hair" or "Don't burp in public places". Why would I kill myself? I'm happy as I am. A loving sister, a boring mum, a loud dad, a disgustingly funny neighbour and a stupid rabbit who is ace at physics would make anyone happy. Plus, I watch too many comedies, hence the odd laughter-for-no-reason-really. And it's funny how you capitalise half the words in your text, I'll do it someday. Fester and Lester would be really dumb, but they're hilarious when you think that I'm not really called Esther.

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                        • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                          Jester would be more appropriate then?

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                          • Re: Other planets, how do you explain them?

                            Originally posted by esther View Post
                            I'm above offences and unhealthy criticism such as "Wash your hair" or "Don't burp in public places". Why would I kill myself? I'm happy as I am. A loving sister, a boring mum, a loud dad, a disgustingly funny neighbour and a stupid rabbit who is ace at physics would make anyone happy. Plus, I watch too many comedies, hence the odd laughter-for-no-reason-really. And it's funny how you capitalise half the words in your text, I'll do it someday. Fester and Lester would be really dumb, but they're hilarious when you think that I'm not really called Esther.
                            Stop derailing this thread with useless drivel, harlot.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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