[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

first off... WOW! jvst WOW!!!
second, why do yov believe what evaar story he told yov?
third, why was there cvcvmbers in the shower?

A lot of people keep cucumbers in their showers. What's you point? There some rule on what people use to scrap dead skin off their body with?

[Bad Boy Jawesome]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

A lot of people keep cucumbers in their showers. What's you point? There some rule on what people use to scrap dead skin off their body with?

my point is it sovnds, not saying it is becavse i had nevaar heard of n e one cleaning themselves with cvcvmbers vntil now, bvt it sovnds like he was pleasvring himself with the thing and it went vp to far as to where he covld not retrieve it, so they needed doctors, i mean that is jvst what first comes to my mind, jvst sayin y'all

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

my point is it sovnds, not saying it is becavse i had nevaar heard of n e one cleaning themselves with cvcvmbers vntil now, bvt it sovnds like he was pleasvring himself with the thing and it went vp to far as to where he covld not retrieve it, so they needed doctors, i mean that is jvst what first comes to my mind, jvst sayin y'all

That's sick friend, do you seriously think Freehold is filled with repressed homosexuals in sham marriages whose frustrated sexuality manifests itself in dangerous and bizarrely deviant sex acts?

You sir are the pervert here. I hope you repent of your depravity before Satan has you bent over a magma vent in Hell.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

A lot of people keep cucumbers in their showers. What's you point? There some rule on what people use to scrap dead skin off their body with?

Cucumbers supposed to be excellent for keeping the wrinkles at bay.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Cucumbers supposed to be excellent for keeping the wrinkles at bay.

Oh yes Sister B.I.G.

Cucumber is an astringent and very good as a toner after you wash your face.

[retroman000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Wow. You guys think that anything more than 3 inches long and less than 3 inches wide were made to shove up someone's behind. It's just so funny how you all believe anything in the bible, no matter how absurd. And then you make even more absurd things yourself! I mean seriously, you think Mario is evil!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Wow. You guys think that anything more than 3 inches long and less than 3 inches wide were made to shove up someone's behind. It's just so funny how you all believe anything in the bible, no matter how absurd. And then you make even more absurd things yourself! I mean seriously, you think Mario is evil!

Please explain threw evolution how you would get a vegetable suitable for shoving up your ass? Clearly the hand of God is at work here.

[retroman000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

There are thousands of vegetables: At least one of them is gonna be able to be shoved up your rear.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

There are thousands of vegetables: At least one of them is gonna be able to be shoved up your rear.

That seems unlikely. If anything the cucumber's skin texture which makes it so suitable for ass ramming would leave it vulnerable to predators. Unless you want to suggest there is some specials of natural sodomites who would mount cucumbers in the wild there is no natural process that would produce a cucumber.

[retroman000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

OK, the only way I can reply to this is with a "face-palm". This is too stupid to respond to in words. It's like trying to reason with a toddler.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

OK, the only way I can reply to this is with a "face-palm". This is too stupid to respond to in words. It's like trying to reason with a toddler.

Well friend, if you are to much of a moral coward to admit you are unable to refudiates my argument about the cucumber, that is your loss.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

It's like trying to reason with a toddler.

Thank you for pointing out how Christlike Brother Bobby-Joe truly is. Jesus wants us to "be as children."

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Retroman is obviously trying to deny that the cucumber is an anal tool because he doesn't want to implicate his own behavior. Please pull the vegetables out of your rectum and beg Jesus for forgiveness!

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

In my foolish, sinning, younger days I knew a degenerate woman who would use a cucumber to pleasure herself and then cut it up into a cucumber salad and serve it to unknowing males. She told me she experienced a kinky thrill watching them consume her love toy. Clearly Satan has usurped one of God's creations in order to lure the wicked to hell. Ever since then, my brain infuses a fishy aftertaste to that vegetable. After this thread I may decide they taste like stool. Godly or not, no more cucumbers for me, thank you.

Let us Pray!

[retroman000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't shove cucumbers up my behind. Although i do know of some woman who had home-made... "Pleasure Makers", that doesn't mean that's what they were made for. Cucumbers were made for eating, but people use them for other things. Just like the bible was made for reading, some people use it to hit people.