[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

i'm sorry i dont understand what you are trying to say.so the vegis and fruits that we cannot eat are there for us to sodomize with?at least the cucumber shaped ones?and this is pr00f that god exists why?becouse you can use vegis and fruits for something else then eating?i dont understand how this can be a proof that god exists.are all threads this stupid in here?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made all the fruit and vegetables for the purpose of us humans etaing it?and the cucumber was made bye god for us humans to enjoy clearly.it fits in our hands perfectly.it fits in the hands of chims,orangutans and some other primates perfectly as well.maybe god made it for them too.but what about watermelons or pumpkins.they dont fit in our hand.but we can still eat them.maybe god didnt want to bother with the size of them and just said........ehhh what the hell they can hold theyre bananas with one hand and the cucumbers off course.but with watermelons and pumpkins let them work a little.lol.christianity is so bad for humans as is any other religion .maybe it was good 2000 and 1000 and 500 years ago.but i think we should move on.NO GOD,NO HEAVEN,NO HELL,NO SATAN .its just you and me and 6 000 000 000 other humans.

You missed my point; cucumbers are suitable for sodomizing yourself with. Since there is no evolutionary reason for this God must exists.

Pay attention please.

[opusdeis'notok]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

ok so god made all the fruit and vegetables for the purpose of us humans etaing it?and the cucumber was made bye god for us humans to enjoy clearly.it fits in our hands perfectly.it fits in the hands of chims,orangutans and some other primates perfectly as well.maybe god made it for them too.but what about watermelons or pumpkins.they dont fit in our hand.but we can still eat them.maybe god didnt want to bother with the size of them and just said........ehhh what the hell they can hold theyre bananas with one hand and the cucumbers off course.but with watermelons and pumpkins let them work a little.lol.christianity is so bad for humans as is any other religion .maybe it was good 2000 and 1000 and 500 years ago.but i think we should move on.NO GOD,NO HEAVEN,NO HELL,NO SATAN .its just you and me and 6 000 000 000 other humans.

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

If yes, then the same counter-argument can be used: bananas and cucumbers were not always as they are now. In fact, both were inedible at some point in history (when? Who knows.)

Wrong. Though there has indeed been some cultivation going on to get the elongated shape the cucumber has today, there was a reason people selected on elongated shapes in the first place; it already had an elongated shape, and sodomite farmers selected on this characteristic. If it hadn't had an elongated shape, people would have selected another vegetable to cultivate for this purpose, like the melon.

This objection was answered before in this thread. Before making an even bigger idiot of yourself, you would do well to read the previous posts before posting fallacies that already have been disproved.

[ericleb]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hasn't this argument been used with the banana?

If yes, then the same counter-argument can be used: bananas and cucumbers were not always as they are now. In fact, both were inedible at some point in history (when? Who knows.)

We would need much more proof than that. Next?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong. You simply cannot prove that cucumbers exist for that reason, I have never had a problem with admitting when I am wrong, but I only do so when I am indeed wrong. You simply cannot prove why cucumbers are here.
And about those medals you all have compared to the ones I have that you said was provided by God. I am pretty sure that you guys put those there, not God. Do you think God controls the website also?

Give it up ThrustingBoy, you lost the argument. We are as Fair and Balanced as anyone here but you lost. Simply harping on like a Democrat isn't going fix it.

[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong.

I tell you "I am wrong", will you surrender to God?

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong. You simply cannot prove that cucumbers exist for that reason, I have never had a problem with admitting when I am wrong, but I only do so when I am indeed wrong. You simply cannot prove why cucumbers are here.
And about those medals you all have compared to the ones I have that you said was provided by God. I am pretty sure that you guys put those there, not God. Do you think God controls the website also?

My dear friend, what is your problem? We have explained several times to you now how the combination of Scripture and logic tells us why cucumbers are created. You never refuted anything of what we said, but just keep stubbornly expressing doubt without addressing the main issue. You don't need to be ashamed that you are wrong.

And of course God controls the website. True, he uses intermediaries, like Pastor Ezekiel and Bobby-Joe, but they are just Tools in the Hands of God.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong.

You are projecting your own limitations to your environment.

I have never had a problem with admitting when I am wrong

Can you point to a single posting from you on our forum where you admit you are wrong to prove this?

Do you think God controls the website also?

Yes. God controls everything, this website is no exception.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You people cannot admit that you are wrong. You simply cannot prove that cucumbers exist for that reason, I have never had a problem with admitting when I am wrong, but I only do so when I am indeed wrong. You simply cannot prove why cucumbers are here.
And about those medals you all have compared to the ones I have that you said was provided by God. I am pretty sure that you guys put those there, not God. Do you think God controls the website also?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

What an excellent idea Brother!

[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

How about we tell him that if he surrenders to God, we will pretend he didn't get powned?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Be a man for once ThrustingBoy and stop whining. You lost the argument. No shame in that

Somehow he does not seem like the type who will admit to being wrong.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't see how I got powned

Be a man for once ThrustingBoy and stop whining. You lost the argument. No shame in that

[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't see how I got powned

Do you see the awards/medal lists for us True Christians?

Now look at your own. There is little green smiley pointing at his head making the "I am crazy" gesture.

Now why do you think God assigned us medals and you an "I am crazy" smiley?