[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

We can't? Well read this my self polluting friend;

Genesis 1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Looks like God just POWNed your behind Thrustingboy.

I don't see how I got powned (I do like the word choice btw) . I am not trying to disprove God creating the cucumber, or anything on earth for that matter, it would be a pointless argument and in the end you just have to rely on faith. But you can only guess that a cucumber is some sort of trap, but cannot prove it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I see your point here but your wifes recipe books explain exactly how to make the recipes and the computer manual tells you exactly how to use the computer (unless they contain bad instructions). So like I said before, several times, this only makes sense if you say that you can assume or guess this is a possibility of whyGod created the cucumber but you cannot say for sure that you are correct.

We can't? Well read this my self polluting friend;

Genesis 1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Looks like God just POWNed your behind Thrustingboy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I see your point here but your wifes recipe books explain exactly how to make the recipes and the computer manual tells you exactly how to use the computer (unless they contain bad instructions). So like I said before, several times, this only makes sense if you say that you can assume or guess this is a possibility of why God created the cucumber but you cannot say for sure that you are correct.

What is your point? That we only can be sure about things in the Bible? There are many things we are sure about which are not in the Bible. And we can be sure about everything that is in the Bible. Both these things can be true at the same time, they do not exclude each other.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

No we don't. We believe everything in the Bible is true and believe it to be the word of God. But that does not mean there is nothing else. E.g. my wife's pie recipes and the manual for my computer also contain useful information. It's just that the Holy Bible is the manual for life and even the afterlife. It's really a great book, you could read it if you wanted.

I see your point here but your wifes recipe books explain exactly how to make the recipes and the computer manual tells you exactly how to use the computer (unless they contain bad instructions). So like I said before, several times, this only makes sense if you say that you can assume or guess this is a possibility of why God created the cucumber but you cannot say for sure that you are correct.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

But I have seen many times on this site that you believe that scripture contains ALL of the answers

No we don't. We believe everything in the Bible is true and believe it to be the word of God. But that does not mean there is nothing else. E.g. my wife's pie recipes and the manual for my computer also contain useful information. It's just that the Holy Bible is the manual for life and even the afterlife. It's really a great book, you could read it if you wanted.

[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

The Bible gives us a firm and rational basis. We can use that basis, through the process of logic, to come to certain conclusions. What matters is that we can trace this claim to Scripture. God did give us brains, after all.

Now your first thought may be "ah, but when others do it, then it's wrong?? hypocrisy!" That would not be correct: what false Christians do is ignore parts of the Bible or take the exact opposite to base their logic on.

When your premise is wrong, then the conclusion may or may not be wrong as well (if it's not wrong, then it's by accident, not logic).

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

So basically, your argument is that a mathematician cannot prove that 3423423 + 343423 = 3766846 because it's not written in any math book.

A math book is not a Holy book as the Bible is for you. A mathematician believes that a math book teaching you how to get the right answer by giving you equations that will work with any numbers presented. But I have seen many times on this site that you believe that scripture contains ALL of the answers and if it is not in scripture you are quick to discard most of what other people say. But since it does not say in scripture that cucumbers were created by God for the reason this post states then you cannot say you have PROOF that they are here for that reason, but can only speculate.

[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

This only proves that some people (very few I would assume) would even think about using a cucumber in this way. But you cannot PROVE that they are a trap for homos because it is not in scripture.

So basically, your argument is that a mathematician cannot prove that 3423423 + 343423 = 3766846 because it's not written in any math book.

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

This only proves that some people (very few I would assume) would even think about using a cucumber in this way. But you cannot PROVE that they are a trap for homos because it is not in scripture.

Genesis 1:11-12:
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good


You see, the Bible does teach that God created everything there is. And He surely did that for a Reason, which implies that there must be a Reason for everything there is.
Also, God gave us free choice, and offered us the possibility to choose to sin and go to Hell. Therefore, for every sin imaginable, God has created instruments for us to sin with. As explained numerous times in this thread by now, He must have created something to allow us to have intercourse with vegetables, and the cucumber is the most likely candidate for that.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Right you are, brother! Amazing, how hypocritical atheists keep denying this obvious fact!

This only proves that some people (very few I would assume) would even think about using a cucumber in this way. But you cannot PROVE that they are a trap for homos because it is not in scripture.

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Even child-hating prophylactic manufacturers have started marketing condoms for cucumbers, more proof that even unbelievers know what cucumbers are used for, and that they use them so often that it's worth a billboard and a special product line.

http://wjz.com/watercooler/racy.bill...2.1457293.html

Right you are, brother! Amazing, how hypocritical atheists keep denying this obvious fact!

[A Follower]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists



Even child-hating prophylactic manufacturers have started marketing condoms for cucumbers, more proof that even unbelievers know what cucumbers are used for, and that they use them so often that it's worth a billboard and a special product line.

http://wjz.com/watercooler/racy.billboard.cucumber.2.1457293.html

[True Disciple]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

why was there a cucumber in your bathroom?
he sounds a bit suspect to me

Spreading gossip about Godly True Christians™ is not acceptable here, young lady. Especially not when it concerns people who are more moral than you by epic magnitudes! I think Jesus will reserve a particularly hot place in the Lake of Fire for you!

[livia_warumono]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's a very valid point Mrs Roberts.
I remember one time when my dear departed husband was alive.
There was a loud scream from the Bathroom.
My poor husband had somehow slipped on some soap in the shower, and fell backwards on to one of these Demonic Cucumbers (which just happened to be pointing upright).
It took a team of Surgeons quite some time to remove it.
We never had Cucumber sandwiches again, after that day.
I think he re-lived it several times.

why was there a cucumber in your bathroom?
he sounds a bit suspect to me

[Science!]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists.

I suppose bananas are also traps? Cucumbers have a thick prickled skin because they grow on the ground, the thick skin provides minor protection against would be predators.

I think this theory says more about you then cucumbers, i mean who looks at a cucumber and comes to the conclusion that it is used to pleasure oneself?