[WWJDnow]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

But since the Bible explains everything for you I would like to know where it says that cucumbers are a trap for people who wish to use them in such a way.

And the daughter of Zion is left as a cottage in a vineyard, as a lodge in a garden of cucumbers, as a besieged city. Isaiah 1:8

The meaning is very clear, here. The Jews were f***ed, and that was like living in a garden of cucumbers. Everything is revealed in the Bible, if you just know where to look.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

This is the second time I have been accused of being close minded, but I disagree. But if you would read my posts then you would see that I was at no point trying to disprove the Bible in anyway or somehow prove that God does not exist I was merely trying to help you understand that since the cucumber is not mentioned in the Bible as some sort of heathen trap, how can you say for certain that is what it was meant for. Once again, I can see where you can get the idea that it MIGHT be, but as I have seen people say many times on these forums, "Where is the scripture to back it up". Who is the closed minded one?

Friend,

The Biblical proof of existence of God is the World. The World has to come from somewhere right? Logically it follows God created cucumbers along with flowers, puppy dogs, parasitic wasps and the bubonic plague. No were in the Bible does it so, no should it say "And I the Lord give you the cucumber, don't stick in your butt". However atheists demand specific proof of a item that can not be created by a naturalistic force like evolution. The cucumber is one example.

This is thread is in rebuttal to a common atheist question "prove God exists". This is not arguing from a Biblical view point. Please keep up with the dicuussion .

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

If you come to a Christian forum with a closed mind and a fixed set of opinions, you will leave with the same closed mind and the same fixed set of opinions.
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This is the second time I have been accused of being close minded, but I disagree. But if you would read my posts then you would see that I was at no point trying to disprove the Bible in anyway or somehow prove that God does not exist I was merely trying to help you understand that since the cucumber is not mentioned in the Bible as some sort of heathen trap, how can you say for certain that is what it was meant for. Once again, I can see where you can get the idea that it MIGHT be, but as I have seen people say many times on these forums, "Where is the scripture to back it up". Who is the closed minded one?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I will accept our discussion as being over.

Agreed.

I hope not, I very much dislike childish banter and name calling. That is often where the discussions often go after no reasonable conclusion can be met. But if that is what you would like to do then go ahead, you will not get a reply out of me though.

I dislike it as well. But as soon as someone starts it I have no problems at all to do the same. 90% of the atheist here start screaming at us at some point, many from there very first posting, so we have extensive experience with that. You seem to be able to have an adult conversation though. I will miss you.

[GOD=life]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

but since you have nothing left to say about the original discussion I will accept our discussion as being over.

Well, you didn't come to this forum to have a discussion, but to try to force your opinions on others.

If you come to a Christian forum with a closed mind and a fixed set of opinions, you will leave with the same closed mind and the same fixed set of opinions.

The only difference is that you will have reminded us once again why we have to keep doing what we do and why we have to keep voting Republican so that we will see a Bible-based Constitution. There is no middle ground when people like you can't even respect our right to talk freely in our own forum.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You can use your free will to disagree with the word of God as he has written it in the Holy Bible. However if you do so eternal damnation will be yours.

Lol, you are changing the subject my friend, and my reply to that is for another discussion, but since you have nothing left to say about the original discussion I will accept our discussion as being over.

We will get to that part later.

I hope not, I very much dislike childish banter and name calling. That is often where the discussions often go after no reasonable conclusion can be met. But if that is what you would like to do then go ahead, you will not get a reply out of me though.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I understand why you are saying what you are saying but I am only saying that the argument you presented proves nothing. I am sorry if you feel that it does, I just happen to disagree.

You can use your free will to disagree with the word of God as he has written it in the Holy Bible. However if you do so eternal damnation will be yours.

And I think your name is wrong, you don't seem to be all that cranky, you actually seem rather nice since you did not just start yelling at me and calling me an idiot and infested with demons when I first posted which is half what I expected

We will get to that part later.

[Theist100]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I agree with you very much, brother. The cucmber is a very evil looking vegetable as well as being a trap for atheists. We shall laugh at those who stick vegetables in their bodies.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You are not in the Bible. God is. We are not just saying it. We are saying it because it is in the Bible.

I understand why you are saying what you are saying but I am only saying that the argument you presented proves nothing. I am sorry if you feel that it does, I just happen to disagree. And I think your name is wrong, you don't seem to be all that cranky, you actually seem rather nice since you did not just start yelling at me and calling me an idiot and infested with demons when I first posted which is half what I expected

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Do you think a degenerate prancing arround in public is "funny"?

When I see things in a different light as you, yes I think that the joke that you made about him was funny.

Pineapples and artichokes are nutritious. However they have extremely rough skins to discourage pets. It pretty obvious any natural vegetable would not have a pleasant and smooth texture like the cucumber. Why the exception here? Because the skin is meant for some unnatural use.

Following that logic why would anything be different? Why wouldn't apples have a hard outer layer also? Or watermelons for that matter? Or carrots? Carrots in fact are very similar to cucumbers in that they can easily be used for the same purpose, do you believe that they are meant to be a trap as well? And also, you never did answer my question about how you can be so sure without a shadow of a doubt that you are correct when it is not in the Bible. I can certainly understand why you could think that it is a possibility but to be absolutely sure about it is far different.

I have received my second infraction I have noticed and I have not seen what this one was for yet but my last one was for being closed minded. But how am I being closed minded? I am opening up different ideas and suggestions and asking questions about how you are so positive you are correct. Can you please explain how I am being closed minded? Or is it just because you do not respect my way of thinking? I do however thank you for not banning me right away although I feel there is a good chance I will be banned soon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That was pretty funny about Clay Akin

Do you think a degenerate prancing arround in public is "funny"?

But I still say that just because something can be done doesn't mean that was it's purpose. If God is the creator and he did in fact create Cucumbers I still stand by my question of how you KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that the purpose you say is the ultimate purpose of cucumbers? Since it is not in the Bible (that I know of) I do not see you can claim to know the will of God? You say I need to open myself up the idea and have, but still do not believe this is indisputable evidence of the existence of God. Perhaps you need to open yourself up to the idea that you simply do not KNOW the purpose for Cucumbers on this earth whether God put them hear or not. Besides I would think that a cucumber would be a bit to large to put in your behind but I certainly don't want to get into that converstion lol.
I think that whether God put them hear or not we can only safely assume that they are meant to be eaten due to the nutritiousness of them and ease of digestion.

Pineapples and artichokes are nutritious. However they have extremely rough skins to discourage pets. It pretty obvious any natural vegetable would not have a pleasant and smooth texture like the cucumber. Why the exception here? Because the skin is meant for some unnatural use.

As for size, I have did my Missionary work witnessing in San Fransisco. Cucumbers, if anything, maybe a bit small.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Lol, you can't say God created everything and since cucumbers are hear it proves god, you can say that about anything. You could say... All of creation proves the existence of (insert name here). Cucumbers just being on of (insert same name here)'s creations.

You are not in the Bible. God is. We are not just saying it. We are saying it because it is in the Bible.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

All of creation proves the existence of God. Cucumbers just being on of God's creations.

Lol, you can't say God created everything and since cucumbers are hear it proves god, you can say that about anything. You could say...

All of creation proves the existence of (insert name here). Cucumbers just being on of (insert same name here)'s creations.

They are right in front of you silly. They are all in the Holy Bible. That's why we already have all the answers while you are still looking for them.

Haha, good try buddy your not getting me that easy.

[ThrustingBoy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

While other things can be rectally inserted the cucumber has some unique features like it is smooth skin and firm but not rigged texture. Vegetables that do share similar features, water melons, are far to big for anyone but Clay Akin.

I think you really need to open yourself up to this idea friend.

That was pretty funny about Clay Akin . But I still say that just because something can be done doesn't mean that was it's purpose. If God is the creator and he did in fact create Cucumbers I still stand by my question of how you KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that the purpose you say is the ultimate purpose of cucumbers? Since it is not in the Bible (that I know of) I do not see you can claim to know the will of God? You say I need to open myself up the idea and have, but still do not believe this is indisputable evidence of the existence of God. Perhaps you need to open yourself up to the idea that you simply do not KNOW the purpose for Cucumbers on this earth whether God put them hear or not. Besides I would think that a cucumber would be a bit to large to put in your behind but I certainly don't want to get into that converstion lol.
I think that whether God put them hear or not we can only safely assume that they are meant to be eaten due to the nutritiousness of them and ease of digestion.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I say these posts with all due respect to your religion but I simply do not see how cucumbers PROVE the existence of god.

All of creation proves the existence of God. Cucumbers just being on of God's creations.

Again, I do not have all the answers for you but I do believe that the answers are out there.

They are right in front of you silly. They are all in the Holy Bible. That's why we already have all the answers while you are still looking for them.