[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't shove cucumbers up my behind. Although i do know of some woman who had home-made... "Pleasure Makers", that doesn't mean that's what they were made for. Cucumbers were made for eating, but people use them for other things. Just like the bible was made for reading, some people use it to hit people.

So you admit that cucumbers are designed and not the product of random chance. You see what they were designed for isn't the issue so much as are they designed. And even a God mocking unbeliever like you admits design in cucumbers. Ram it up your behind or into your mouth, that's still the handy work of God there, so God must exists.

Jesus always wins friend. PRAISE

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

---PORN DELETED--- Cucumbers were made for eating, but people use them for other things. Just like the bible was made for reading, some people use it to hit people.

AHA! So you admit that God MADE cucumbers! Well that is game, set, AND match for God and Bobby-Joe! Now apologize for doubting His ability to create all things!

Edit--
Cross posted with Bobby-Joe. Great minds think alike! Praise indeed!!!

[retroman000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I never said god designed it, I said it was made. It was made by evolution.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I never said god designed it, I said it was made. It was made by evolution.

So evolution decided we needed a vegetable that would fit up a backside? Why would evolution decide to create such a thing?

[retroman00000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Evolution Never made it for shoving up someones backside. Evolution changes things. For example: There were an ancient species of ape that diverged two ways: Apes and humans. That's why we are so close to them genetically. We share 99% of their D.N.A.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Evolution Never made it for shoving up someones backside. Evolution changes things. For example: There were an ancient species of ape that diverged two ways: Apes and humans. That's why we are so close to them genetically. We share 99% of their D.N.A.

Thank you for proving my point!

Evolution didn't make the cucumber, some intelligence did.

The only intelligent designer that is concerned about what men put up their asses is God.

Therefor God exists.

Game, set and match atheist.

[retroman00000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

And how did I prove your point? (Also, It's still funny how people here assume I'm an Atheist)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

And how did I prove your point? (Also, It's still funny how people here assume I'm an Atheist)

Perhaps I am not clear. What part of my original post in this thread did you not understand friend? I would think if you are believer would be quite excited to learn of prove positive of the existence of God.

[retroman00000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

1. It's not proof of god. Its a vegetable.
2: I'm not a "believer"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

1. It's not proof of god. Its a vegetable.
2: I'm not a "believer"

sigh

You really ride the short bus friend "it's not" is not a counter argument/ Especially when you just accept that no natural process created the cucumber.

Remember this?

Evolution Never made it for shoving up someones backside.

You're just being childish.

[retroman00000]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I never said no natural process made it. Evolution did. Evolution is natural.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I never said no natural process made it. Evolution did. Evolution is natural.

Again, your words

Evolution Never made it for shoving up someones backside.

So in which post are you a lying sack of shit?

[Lisa H]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I never said no natural process made it. Evolution did. Evolution is natural.

That is a silly statement. You are just contradicting yourself
cucumber is made by Evolution
Evolution is a natural process
Natural process does not exist

Since Natural process does not exist then Evolution does not exist.

[Bernadette101]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't see how any of this can be true. Can you really believe that this is how you're going to convince people about the existance of god?

Because cucumbers fit in humans hands and 'orifices'???

It's just absurd...

[Lisa H]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't see how any of this can be true. Can you really believe that this is how you're going to convince people about the existance of god?

Because cucumbers fit in humans hands and 'orifices'???

It's just absurd...

So you have tried it