[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No I don't believe in skinning. It makes me squeamish to even think of the back rooms in a butcher shop!

I don't even think about what "the back rooms in a butcher shop" is supposed to be a euphemism for, you awful little deviant. So do you avoid eating meat at all costs, or are you just a hypocrite who can't face the consequences of their actions? Good grief, if you can't even come to terms with the fact that the kebabs you munch are made from the same fluffy rodents you worship, no wonder you can't get your head round the way that rejecting morality and God will lead straight to eternal hellfire!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I don't even think about what "the back rooms in a butcher shop" is supposed to be a euphemism for, you awful little deviant. So do you avoid eating meat at all costs, or are you just a hypocrite who can't face the consequences of their actions? Good grief, if you can't even come to terms with the fact that the kebabs you munch are made from the same fluffy rodents you worship, no wonder you can't get your head round the way that rejecting morality and God will lead straight to eternal hellfire!

Well, I didn't mean that as a euphemism for anything, however please do enlighten me as to what YOU were thinking of .

And I do eat meat, and I like meat, however I'm not the one who does the skinning. The thought makes me squeamish which is why I don't like to think about it.

And last I checked, since when were cows and pigs fluffy?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

And last I checked, since when were cows and pigs fluffy?

Meat is meat. Cows and pigs and fluffy bunnies are all made of meat.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

And I do eat meat, and I like meat, however I'm not the one who does the skinning. The thought makes me squeamish which is why I don't like to think about it.

Friend, your position is morally indefensible. By all means eat meat because that's what GOD gave us the animals for, but thinking "I'll just pay someone else to perform this horrible act for me, then I won't have any moral responsibility for it" is simply balderdash. The world is not an innocent place, and if we are to stay in touch with reality we must all think about unpleasant things from time to time. Does the thought of being eternally sodomised by this little beauty make you squeamish?

If you want to avoid it, better get right with Jesus, and fast!

And last I checked, since when were cows and pigs fluffy?

You actually think you're eating cows and pigs? Bwahahaha. I take it you never eat sheep or chickens then?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Meat is meat. Cows and pigs and fluffy bunnies are all made of meat.

Yeah, so what's your point? I've never eaten bunny but I've heard it's good eating.

Friend, your position is morally indefensible. By all means eat meat because that's what GOD gave us the animals for, but thinking "I'll just pay someone else to perform this horrible act for me, then I won't have any moral responsibility for it" is simply balderdash. The world is not an innocent place, and if we are to stay in touch with reality we must all think about unpleasant things from time to time. Does the thought of being eternally sodomised by this little beauty make you squeamish?*snip* HORRIBLE IMAGE *snip*

So you're saying that you think I'm a bad person for not catching and skinning and cleaning my own cows/pigs/sheep/chicken???
Are you saying that's what you do??

You actually think you're eating cows and pigs? Bwahahaha. I take it you never eat sheep or chickens then?

Yeah, I do. Their fuzziness doesn't bother me overly. And I buy organic meat, so for the price I pay, it had better be what they say it is.

P.S. ENOUGH WITH THE SPIDERS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS JUST SADISTIC OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

So you're saying that you think I'm a bad person for not catching and skinning and cleaning my own cows/pigs/sheep/chicken???
Are you saying that's what you do??

No, I'm saying that I don't have a problem with the killing and skinning of animals. In fact, I keep a little album of photos like these that I browse through from time to time, just to remind me what I'm eating:

There's something about seeing GOD's will done like that that just makes me feel kind of warm inside. Obviously, it's better if you imagine they're ragheads.

Yeah, I do. Their fuzziness doesn't bother me overly. And I buy organic meat, so for the price I pay, it had better be what they say it is.

P.S. ENOUGH WITH THE SPIDERS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS JUST SADISTIC OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!

So you alternate between worshipping fluffy bunnies and eating them? Friend, anyone who would eat their god is not right in the head. You're worse than a Catholic.

P.S. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THEM FOR ETERNITY IN HELL, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THEM NOW!!!!!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

It says so in a book, can't you think for yourself? Have you never thought to question what's in that book, ever?

So, I'm wondering, just how much of your evilutionary research was done first-hand?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No, I'm saying that I don't have a problem with the killing and skinning of animals. In fact, I keep a little album of photos like these that I browse through from time to time, just to remind me what I'm eating: *snip* horrible image *snip*

There's something about seeing GOD's will done like that that just makes me feel kind of warm inside. Obviously, it's better if you imagine they're ragheads.

That picture...UGH....and I happened to look at it right after eating. It seems you have a lot less problem with skinning than I do, yet you said it's me who advocates it!

So you alternate between worshipping fluffy bunnies and eating them? Friend, anyone who would eat their god is not right in the head. You're worse than a Catholic.

I not once, ever said that I worship fluffy bunnies. I do NOT worship fluffy bunnies. Not even slightly.

P.S. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THEM FOR ETERNITY IN HELL, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THEM NOW!!!!!!!

I don't believe in hell but there are spiders. And I don't want to see them!!!! Especially not that close up!!

So, I'm wondering, just how much of your evilutionary research was done first-hand?

There are many sources that support evolution, even if I haven't made all the discoveries. But the fact is, if I had the means I could go and see it all for myself. Evidence, right there.

[BornAgain]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I don't believe in hell but there are spiders. And I don't want to see them!!!! Especially not that close up!!

Better get repenting then, Van Hellion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

It says so in a book, can't you think for yourself? Have you never thought to question what's in that book, ever?

There are many sources that support evolution, even if I haven't made all the discoveries. But the fact is, if I had the means I could go and see it all for myself. Evidence, right there.

Once again, the contradictory lies of unsaved scum are exposed to the light of day. She attacks True Christians™ for "following a book" and "not thinking for ourselves". Then she turns around and tells us that she blindly follows a variety of unnamed books written by jews who have an agenda.

Give me the Holy Bible any day. Jesus tells me what to think!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

NO, I never said that. I said that strange animals, as unusual as they are, have in time adapted to their environments. And such things do take time.

All the other crap you just said aside; you do agree that they function well from a biological point of view.
You only try to explain that with "evolution" and "adaption" while we know that it is God allmighty who designed them well.

You're obsessed with the bible aren't you?

Yes, I am obsessed with the truth of God's Word, as anyone with any kind of concern for their soul should be!
Praise God!

Evolution takes time to happen. It isn't like a microwave where you put the frozen stuff in, press a button, and one minute later, pizza! It takes time. Of course someone isn't just going to grow gills if you throw them in the water. Same as we wouldn't grow wings if you threw us off a cliff!

That's your answer to everything isn't it?
"It takes time", "It takes time", "It takes time"..
If you repeat that enough maybe you'll really start believeing it.

So I suppose the fact that actual results are seen from geneticists means nothing to you then?

What results would that be?

That doesn't count. That's still part of the bible.

Prove science without science, and I'll prove the Bible without the Bible.

Do you have any proof that the bible was written by a deity?

Yes, God tells me so, and I'd call Him a pretty reliable witness.

I may not be able to judge perfect for 100%, but I can recognize flawed!

Can you recognize how flawed YOU are, and how flawed your arguments are?
If not, then you cannot even recognize flaws a mile wide.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

BornAgain, are you Zeke's long-lost brother? Because either you're starting to sound a lot like him by accident, or you're wanting to on purpose!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

That picture...UGH....and I happened to look at it right after eating. It seems you have a lot less problem with skinning than I do, yet you said it's me who advocates it!
I don't have a problem with skinning, because I recognise it's a necessary part of my lifestyle and consequence of my actions. It's also a necessary part of your lifestyle and consequence of your actions, but you seem to want to pretend it's not happening.

I not once, ever said that I worship fluffy bunnies. I do NOT worship fluffy bunnies. Not even slightly.
Alright, you worship Satan in a fluffy bunny outfit. Happy now?

I don't believe in hell but there are spiders. And I don't want to see them!!!! Especially not that close up!!
Better get repenting then, Van Bellend.

BornAgain, are you Zeke's long-lost brother? Because either you're starting to sound a lot like him by accident, or you're wanting to on purpose!
Who wouldn't want to sound like Godly Pastor Zeke?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

BornAgain, are you Zeke's long-lost brother? Because either you're starting to sound a lot like him by accident, or you're wanting to on purpose!

Keep your hateful comments to yourself, heathen trash. Brother Bornagain is in training, and stands a much better chance of gaing access to eternal Salvation© one day than you ever will.

Keep up the good work Brother Born!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

All the other crap you just said aside; you do agree that they function well from a biological point of view.
You only try to explain that with "evolution" and "adaption" while we know that it is God allmighty who designed them well.

No, it's adaptation. Yes, they have grown to function in their enviroment, but take them out of that environment and they'd do poorly, until they were able to evolve and adapt to the new environment. That doesn't show intelligent design, just biological perseverance.

That's your answer to everything isn't it?
"It takes time", "It takes time", "It takes time"..
If you repeat that enough maybe you'll really start believeing it.

Evolution does take time. Compare Eohippus to the modern horse.

What results would that be?

Oh, I don't know.....say....genetic engineering???

Prove science without science, and I'll prove the Bible without the Bible.

Science has evidence that anyone can see. What about the computer you're using, for one?

Yes, God tells me so, and I'd call Him a pretty reliable witness.

And do you also get told to start fires? Oh.....wait....silly question...

Can you recognize how flawed YOU are, and how flawed your arguments are?
If not, then you cannot even recognize flaws a mile wide.

My arguments at least can be backed up. All you have is saying 'god did it'.

I don't have a problem with skinning, because I recognise it's a necessary part of my lifestyle and consequence of my actions. It's also a necessary part of your lifestyle and consequence of your actions, but you seem to want to pretend it's not happening.

I know that the beef and other meat I eat is the result of a skinned animal. But you said I do the skinning myself for religious purposes. I most certainly do not.

Alright, you worship Satan in a fluffy bunny outfit. Happy now?

I don't worship fluffy bunnies, nor anyone in a bunny costume. Not anything resembling a bunny. No bunny, no bunny costumes, nada on the bunny. Get over it!

Better get repenting then, Van Bellend.

Hmm...nope.

Who wouldn't want to sound like Godly Pastor Zeke?

Uhhhhh.....any sane person?

Keep your hateful comments to yourself, heathen trash. Brother Bornagain is in training, and stands a much better chance of gaing access to eternal Salvation© one day than you ever will.

Awww, how cute, Zeke likes having a little shadow. Are you going to start wearing cute little matching outfits?