[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Compare Eohippus to the modern horse.

What in tarnation do ancient Greek philosophers have to do with horses?!!?!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No, it's adaptation. Yes, they have grown to function in their enviroment, but take them out of that environment and they'd do poorly, until they were able to evolve and adapt to the new environment. That doesn't show intelligent design, just biological perseverance.

I can't wait to see how "poorly" you're going to do, once Jesus "takes you out of your environment", you demonic fool.

Awww, how cute, Zeke likes having a little shadow. Are you going to start wearing cute little matching outfits?

Get your mind out of the gutter, witch. Just because everyone you know is a pervert who eats Christian babies, it doesn't follow that we Christian Men are playing "hide the pickle". Brother BA is busy studying the Holy Bible and engaging in deep prayer every day. Things that YOU should be doing as well.

No go fetch me a cold beer!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

What in tarnation do ancient Greek philosophers have to do with horses?!!?!?

I mean Eohippus, not an ancient Greek:

(From Dictionary.com)

e·o·hip·pus –noun
the earliest known horse, a member of the extinct genus Hyracotherium (Eohippus), from the early Eocene Epoch of the Northern Hemisphere; a terrier-sized herbivore having four hoofed toes on each forefoot and three on each hind foot, and low-crowned teeth.
Also called dawn horse, hyracotherium.

Get your mind out of the gutter, witch. Just because everyone you know is a pervert who eats Christian babies, it doesn't follow that we Christian Men are playing "hide the pickle". Brother BA is busy studying the Holy Bible and engaging in deep prayer every day. Things that YOU should be doing as well.

Well, well, well! Look who has a certain something on the brain! I actually meant he's your little mimic....you took it to mean something.....quite different....leading me to wonder.....what kind of thoughts are they that dominate your brain, dear Zeke?

No go fetch me a cold beer!

Just as soon as I've perfected teleporting.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

No go fetch me a cold beer!

I'll get you one Sweety along with a triple decker sammich and your slippers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I'll get you one Sweety along with a triple decker sammich and your slippers.

Extra onions, and make it snappy. The game's on.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

...For you see, male avians (birds) have their sexual organs tucked neatly inside, and they only come out when it is time for the bird to mate.
Why is this not the case for human males as well?
...

Jesus gave birds their special sex organs because he designed them to fly. Any intelligent aircraft designer knows that any protruding object increases aerodynamic drag (which increases as the square of the velocity) which makes flying energy inefficient. That is why all high performance aircraft have retractable landing gear. We give the sex organs of birds a special name for this in honor of God's design, it is called a cloaca, and it combines several functions in addition to procreation.

Men's tallywackers are shaped the way they are, firm and upright, to remind us that we are to fight wars to uphold God's holy word, slay for Jesus, defend our homes and perform the Godly seeding. That is why almost all weapons are shaped the way they are. You need to be reminded of this the next time that you grasp the holy sword.

You would be better off taking some real flying lessons (and not that silly broom) before advancing such stupid notions in the future.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

I mean Eohippus, not an ancient Greek:

(From Dictionary.com)

e·o·hip·pus –noun
the earliest known horse, a member of the extinct genus Hyracotherium (Eohippus), from the early Eocene Epoch of the Northern Hemisphere; a terrier-sized herbivore having four hoofed toes on each forefoot and three on each hind foot, and low-crowned teeth.
Also called dawn horse, hyracotherium.

Okay, you should have said that in the first place, harlot.

So it's a horse-like creature that didn't last long after the flood. Would you say a spider monkey is a distant ancestor of a howler monkey? Of course not! They're of the same kind! So a eohippus would have been of the same kind as a horse.

You really do have to try and do better than that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Okay, you should have said that in the first place, harlot.

So it's a horse-like creature that didn't last long after the flood. Would you say a spider monkey is a distant ancestor of a howler monkey? Of course not! They're of the same kind! So a eohippus would have been of the same kind as a horse.

You really do have to try and do better than that.

Well said, sister Mary. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Well said, sister Mary. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course!

Yes, but why won't it stop posting in our forums?
Is this the real Van SpiderBaby?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Jesus was there at the beginning with God, and They have the same likeness! You'll have to try better than that, Van Hairlip

Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

God 2 - Heathen 0

Why would someone who had always existed need semen to produce someone else who had always existed?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

Why would someone who had always existed need semen to produce someone else who had always existed?

You expect me to know why God does what He does? If He wanted us to know these things, He would have written it in the Bible. Duh!

[lilith]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Just wondering....if masculinity "proves intelligent design",then why can they never find their socks,then?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Just wondering....if masculinity "proves intelligent design",then why can they never find their socks,then?

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

Have you no shame?

[G-Baby]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

You expect me to know why God does what He does? If He wanted us to know these things, He would have written it in the Bible. Duh!

See, those contradictions make it hard to read this forum neat.
I thought you guys said that god didn't WROTE the bible.

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

Have you no shame?

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED KNOW!
Keep your forked tong and filthy words behind your teeth, worm.
I didn't came here to read some low-level words out of filthy mouths.
Stop nagging her, she just gave her opinion, let her!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

Unless the guy is in a body cast, why shouldn't he put away his own socks?