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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #76
    Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Compare Eohippus to the modern horse.
    What in tarnation do ancient Greek philosophers have to do with horses?!!?!?
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #77
      Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      No, it's adaptation. Yes, they have grown to function in their enviroment, but take them out of that environment and they'd do poorly, until they were able to evolve and adapt to the new environment. That doesn't show intelligent design, just biological perseverance.

      I can't wait to see how "poorly" you're going to do, once Jesus "takes you out of your environment", you demonic fool.

      Awww, how cute, Zeke likes having a little shadow. Are you going to start wearing cute little matching outfits?
      Get your mind out of the gutter, witch. Just because everyone you know is a pervert who eats Christian babies, it doesn't follow that we Christian Men are playing "hide the pickle". Brother BA is busy studying the Holy Bible and engaging in deep prayer every day. Things that YOU should be doing as well.

      No go fetch me a cold beer!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #78
        Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        What in tarnation do ancient Greek philosophers have to do with horses?!!?!?
        I mean Eohippus, not an ancient Greek:

        (From Dictionary.com)

        e·o·hip·pus –noun
        the earliest known horse, a member of the extinct genus Hyracotherium (Eohippus), from the early Eocene Epoch of the Northern Hemisphere; a terrier-sized herbivore having four hoofed toes on each forefoot and three on each hind foot, and low-crowned teeth.
        Also called dawn horse, hyracotherium.
        Get your mind out of the gutter, witch. Just because everyone you know is a pervert who eats Christian babies, it doesn't follow that we Christian Men are playing "hide the pickle". Brother BA is busy studying the Holy Bible and engaging in deep prayer every day. Things that YOU should be doing as well.
        Well, well, well! Look who has a certain something on the brain! I actually meant he's your little mimic....you took it to mean something.....quite different....leading me to wonder.....what kind of thoughts are they that dominate your brain, dear Zeke?

        No go fetch me a cold beer!
        Just as soon as I've perfected teleporting.
        Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-05-2007, 12:19 AM.
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #79
          Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

          No go fetch me a cold beer!
          I'll get you one Sweety along with a triple decker sammich and your slippers.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #80
            Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            I'll get you one Sweety along with a triple decker sammich and your slippers.
            Extra onions, and make it snappy. The game's on.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #81
              Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              ...For you see, male avians (birds) have their sexual organs tucked neatly inside, and they only come out when it is time for the bird to mate.
              Why is this not the case for human males as well?
              ...
              Jesus gave birds their special sex organs because he designed them to fly. Any intelligent aircraft designer knows that any protruding object increases aerodynamic drag (which increases as the square of the velocity) which makes flying energy inefficient. That is why all high performance aircraft have retractable landing gear. We give the sex organs of birds a special name for this in honor of God's design, it is called a cloaca, and it combines several functions in addition to procreation.

              Men's tallywackers are shaped the way they are, firm and upright, to remind us that we are to fight wars to uphold God's holy word, slay for Jesus, defend our homes and perform the Godly seeding. That is why almost all weapons are shaped the way they are. You need to be reminded of this the next time that you grasp the holy sword.

              You would be better off taking some real flying lessons (and not that silly broom) before advancing such stupid notions in the future.
              Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 02-05-2007, 12:48 AM.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #82
                Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                I mean Eohippus, not an ancient Greek:

                (From Dictionary.com)

                e·o·hip·pus –noun
                the earliest known horse, a member of the extinct genus Hyracotherium (Eohippus), from the early Eocene Epoch of the Northern Hemisphere; a terrier-sized herbivore having four hoofed toes on each forefoot and three on each hind foot, and low-crowned teeth.
                Also called dawn horse, hyracotherium.
                Okay, you should have said that in the first place, harlot.

                So it's a horse-like creature that didn't last long after the flood. Would you say a spider monkey is a distant ancestor of a howler monkey? Of course not! They're of the same kind! So a eohippus would have been of the same kind as a horse.

                You really do have to try and do better than that.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #83
                  Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Okay, you should have said that in the first place, harlot.

                  So it's a horse-like creature that didn't last long after the flood. Would you say a spider monkey is a distant ancestor of a howler monkey? Of course not! They're of the same kind! So a eohippus would have been of the same kind as a horse.

                  You really do have to try and do better than that.
                  Well said, sister Mary. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #84
                    Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well said, sister Mary. A horse is a horse, of course. Of course!
                    Yes, but why won't it stop posting in our forums?
                    Is this the real Van SpiderBaby?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #85
                      Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Father, Son, Holy Spirit. Jesus was there at the beginning with God, and They have the same likeness! You'll have to try better than that, Van Hairlip

                      Are you saying God created Himself? He just is! He always has been, always will be. So therefore, so has His Godly Seed.

                      God 2 - Heathen 0

                      Why would someone who had always existed need semen to produce someone else who had always existed?
                      Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-05-2007, 09:53 PM.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #86
                        Re: Testicles help DISprove intelligent design!

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        Why would someone who had always existed need semen to produce someone else who had always existed?
                        You expect me to know why God does what He does? If He wanted us to know these things, He would have written it in the Bible. Duh!
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                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • lilith
                          Night Hag
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1232

                          #87
                          Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                          Just wondering....if masculinity "proves intelligent design",then why can they never find their socks,then?
                          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #88
                            Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                            Originally posted by lilith View Post
                            Just wondering....if masculinity "proves intelligent design",then why can they never find their socks,then?
                            Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

                            Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

                            Have you no shame?
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                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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                            • G-Baby
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 136

                              #89
                              Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              You expect me to know why God does what He does? If He wanted us to know these things, He would have written it in the Bible. Duh!
                              See, those contradictions make it hard to read this forum neat.
                              I thought you guys said that god didn't WROTE the bible.

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                              Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

                              Then again, the men you "entertain" probably keep their socks on while they go about their grubby business, lest you steal said socks and hock them off as washable, eco-friendly condoms to the other gummy ladies down at your local wharf.

                              Have you no shame?
                              YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED KNOW!
                              Keep your forked tong and filthy words behind your teeth, worm.
                              I didn't came here to read some low-level words out of filthy mouths.
                              Stop nagging her, she just gave her opinion, let her!

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                              • Old Iron Crotch
                                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                • May 2007
                                • 3056

                                #90
                                Re: Masculinity proves intelligent design!

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                                Because YOU don't put their socks away in the correct drawer, you silly chook!

                                Unless the guy is in a body cast, why shouldn't he put away his own socks?
                                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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