[the dud]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Yes, we are all the decendants of Adam and Eve!
Praise God, you've realised the truth!
(But leave evolution out of it, it has nothing to do with it.)

He meant evolution, not the ones from this biblemyth

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Upon reflection, I have arrived at the conclusion that these Bananaites in the video are Evilutionists in disguise. They are probably trying to promote that "Intelligent Design" nonsense, in which God "had a hand" in evolution, rather than Creating us as He did.

God created humans walking upright, with language and intelligence. We can see this in the Bible.

We did not need the simplicity of the banana, and the Bananaists imply that we did.

Rather, it is my belief that God created the banana with monkeys in mind, though since we are given dominion over all the earth, we may certainly eat them as well if we so desire.

And they make the foundation of a mighty tasty sundae!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other.

Who are you to say what we should believe, and how we should practice our religion? God tells us to do certain things, and so we obey.
Do you honestly believe you can question God?

You're nothing but a close minded bigot.

It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal.

Yes, we are all the decendants of Adam and Eve!
Praise God, you've realised the truth!
(But leave evilution out of it, it has nothing to do with it.)

As for equal, NO!
God has decided every sinner unworthy of Him, thus we're not equal at all.
Also, Ham and his decendants were cursed to be a servants forever, so they aren't equal either.
(In case you didn't know, Ham is the forefather of the negros.)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I'm deply sorry, but a book written so many years ago just can't convince me. If I would ever believe the same as you, it would be because I realised it myself and not because some book said it was the rigth thing.

Then why are you here? This Forum exists to share God's Word.

You should stop offending others

Whose forum are you in, dud? Yours? Or ours?

My point is that a religion shouldn't tell that some people are better than other. It is proven that we all evolved from the same ancester, so we're equal. You should try to respect other people. You realy don't have to believe them, you don't have to like them either, just show some respect.

God commands us to kill those who do not follow Him, in His Word. Who are we to question Him?

Firts of all, we aren't french. The people in France are french.
But you're rigth, we came here and we should show you more respect.
I don't realy know why the dud came here, but I did because I believe in something else than God. I believe in world peace. I wish that someday the wordl will live in peace and with you people living that can never be true. I know that I can't forbid you anything. That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.

I believe you meant, "with people living that can never be true".

People have existed for about 6,000 years. Jesus came 2,000 years ago. Do you somehow believe there were no wars for the first 4,000 years? Read your Bible. Or one of your "history" books.

ALL people cause wars, over their false religions, over resources, over being ticked off because of misunderstanding, and over political assassinations (look up World War I). How about Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships? Before Christ. Look up the Trojan war.

Sorry, Christians aren't responsible for humans being warlike creatures. God is a God of War, and He made humans in his warlike image. It's how we're made.

I can't believe it. You mentioned world peace AND kill three billion people in one answer. You can't get world peace by killing everyone, but by respecting everyone en listen to them.

The ONLY way to get world peace is to kill everyone. Let me give you a non-Biblical example:

Before I was Saved, I used to watch a TV show called "The X-Files". Have you heard of it? I'm sure it's available on DVD now.

There was an episode in which one of the agents, Fox Mulder, was investigating a case which involved a wish-granting genie. He ended up getting a turn at three wishes; his first was for world peace, and she gave it to him. How?

It was suddenly very quiet. He went out and looked around the city, and found that there were no more people. The genie explained to him that there would be wars and arguments and fighting as long as there were humans, because humans are basically selfish and sinful and warlike. She didn't say anything about Christ.

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

That is truly good news. Do you have a date?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am beyond saving, yeah rigth. Let us wait to the end of times and see who ends up in hell and who doesn't. Lmao

The Good News is that we don't have to wait much longer, Helga.

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You're Dutch? That explains everything! Sorry, I didn't know you were beyond saving!

I am beyond saving, yeah rigth. Let us wait to the end of times and see who ends up in hell and who doesn't. Lmao

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

You're Dutch? That explains everything! Sorry, I didn't know you were beyond saving!

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I don't sound like an idiot in Dutch. And to everyone I know all you people sound like morrons, with your president like the biggest idiot. But i am like the only one who even tries to understand why you believe what you believe. You say that I am an idiot, because I speak pretty good English at a very young age, that's pretty stupid, isn't it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Do you know 1 word in any other language? I am 16 and I speak Dutch, Egnlish, French and German.

I don't need to speak any others, because there is only one Godly language. Besides, it's better to learn to speak one language well and sound intelligent than learn four not so well and sound like an idiot.

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Do you know 1 word in any other language? I am 16 and I speak Dutch, Egnlish, French and German.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am sixteen and I appear to be more grow up than any of you. If anyone of you say something without offensive words, I read it, I try to understand it, I respect it and I make a descent response. I've never seen you do that.

If you're 16, then you are a filthy liar because you have to be 18 or over to join this Godly forum.
Now go away and try to learn how to properly use the American language instead of being a disruptive child when adults are trying to talk. A good place to start is to pick up a dictionary and look up the word "descent".

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am sixteen and I appear to be more grow up than any of you. If anyone of you say something without offensive words, I read it, I try to understand it, I respect it and I make a descent response. I've never seen you do that.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

That's why I am trying to show you that some things of your belief isn't right and I hope that some people who read my comments agree with me.

I must say, you do appear to be one of the finest minds your generation, or any generation, has produced, and your eloquent arguments are starting to sway me. You appear to have proven centuries of scholarship and learning wrong! How could I have been so blind?!?!?!!? Why, I'm going to remove my chastity belt right now and go fornicate with the first Nigra I see!


So how old are you, 14? Go away, child. There are grown-ups talking here.

[mister A.H. (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I can't believe it. You mentioned world peace AND kill three billion people in one answer. You can't get world peace by killing everyone, but by respecting everyone en listen to them.