Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
It's not that hard to understand, is it?
First there was God.
Then God created the universe.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Originally posted by Brother V View PostGod always was.
Du'h.
how come god always was but the universe wasnt?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favoritesOriginally posted by Brother V View PostFriend we don't like swearing in any languages in the Lord's favorite forums.
V
and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
If he is a priest and celibates mass he is not a TRUE Christian friend. TRUE Christians have pastors and worship as The Bible directs. We also do not worship idols or the Virgin Mary ether. Do not mistake the pagan nonsense of the Catholic church for Christianity.Originally posted by G-Baby View PostWell, I can tell you this: the priest of our church, "Pater Jan" as we call him (a personal friend of me..) always celebrates his Mass with humour. Don't even think about that he is not a true Christian, because he IS, otherwise he wouldn't be a priest in our church, wouldn't he?
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So, you guy's are also good in "mierenneukerij"..Originally posted by Brother V View PostNo, and no one else in the world has either.
However, Ali G Indahouse was a movie that only non-christians would enjoy.
It was also known as
Ali G in da House (Germany) (UK) (alternative spelling)
Ali G (France)
Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (Australia)
But never Ali G in tha House.
You should do some research on the things you want to say before you start typing and make an ass of yourself.
YIC
V
I think more people than you think saw that movie..
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Stabroek, AANTWAARPEN, friendOriginally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostFriend,
We are discussing a serious issue here. Humor as no place in religion. Maybe mocking God is a major past time were you come from here at Landover we know the fires of Hell are a serious matter.
Well, I can tell you this: the priest of our church, "Pater Jan" as we call him (a personal friend of me..) always celebrates his Mass with humour. Don't even think about that he is not a true Christian, because he IS, otherwise he wouldn't be a priest in our church, wouldn't he?
Friend,
Jesus died on the cross for your sins. That is right friend, He was temporally dead for you. How can you hurt Him by saying He doesn’t exist? After what He did for you.
Did Jesus say: "WIBRALOVER, I'M DIEING FOR YOU.."
Well, he's death, why would it hurt him..
Freehold, Iowa USA friend.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
No, and no one else in the world has either.Originally posted by G-Baby View PostDid you ever saw the movie "Ali G in tha house"
However, Ali G Indahouse was a movie that only non-christians would enjoy.
It was also known as
Ali G in da House (Germany) (UK) (alternative spelling)
Ali G (France)
Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (Australia)
But never Ali G in tha House.
You should do some research on the things you want to say before you start typing and make an ass of yourself.
YIC
V
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
It can, my friend, it can..Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View PostNot another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!
Did you ever saw the movie "Ali G in tha house" (note the capital 'G'
)? I suppose you didn't because you would laugh about that.
Me and Wibralover are personal friends and I can tell you, this guy is very good in English, aren't you? I think you need a serious education of English before becoming an interpreter...
It appears to be the truth.
Well, it IS proven that this community here is really a bunch of "created monkey-weirdos"
How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?
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Friend,Originally posted by Wibralover View Posteuhm if you have a sense of humor or tumor (which you haven't except for the tumor) you would normally laugh
We are discussing a serious issue here. Humor as no place in religion. Maybe mocking God is a major past time were you come from here at Landover we know the fires of Hell are a serious matter.
Friend,Originally posted by Wibralover View Postok then I don't believe in 'G'od how's that for a change, happy now?hey instead of KJV1611 just say ****ing don't be such a Jew god
Jesus died on the cross for your sins. That is right friend, He was temporally dead for you. How can you hurt Him by saying He doesn’t exist? After what He did for you.
Freehold, Iowa USA friend.Originally posted by Wibralover View Postand if I may be so free to ask where are you from?
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hey instead of KJV1611 just say ****ing don't be such a Jew godOriginally posted by Jesus is Lord View PostNot another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!
euhm if you have a sense of humor or tumor (which you haven't except for the tumor) you would normally laugh
We don't believe in god either. We believe in God (note the capital 'G'). Lower-case god can mean any of the many made up dieties heathens worship, capital God means the triune GOD of Christianity.
ok then I don't believe in 'G'od how's that for a change, happy now?
How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?
and if I may be so free to ask where are you from?
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Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
<- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus
We don't believe in god either. We believe in God (note the capital 'G'). Lower-case god can mean any of the many made up dieties heathens worship, capital God means the triune GOD of Christianity.Originally posted by Wibralover View Postbtw. I don't believe in god (please pay attention at the small letter of the 'g' in god
)
It appears to be the truth.Originally posted by Wibralover View Postand butt-buddies is that really the best thing you could come up with? how old are you?
How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?Originally posted by Wibralover View PostPS: science rulez
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I don't think that it's possible to use a smilie to show restecp for anyone.Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
<- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus
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