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  • Appelfap.
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    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    It's not that hard to understand, is it?
    First there was God.
    Then God created the universe.

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  • Brother V
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    Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
    how come god always was but the universe wasnt?
    God didn't make it yet.

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  • 15.3IQ
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    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    God always was.

    Du'h.

    how come god always was but the universe wasnt?

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  • Brother V
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    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favorites

    and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?
    God always was.

    Du'h.

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  • Wibralover
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    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    Friend we don't like swearing in any languages in the Lord's favorite forums.

    V
    Euhm I don't thin a banana-forum is your 'lord's favorites

    and just this one silly question : If God created all of this, Imean the universe, who has created god ?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    Well, I can tell you this: the priest of our church, "Pater Jan" as we call him (a personal friend of me..) always celebrates his Mass with humour. Don't even think about that he is not a true Christian, because he IS, otherwise he wouldn't be a priest in our church, wouldn't he?
    If he is a priest and celibates mass he is not a TRUE Christian friend. TRUE Christians have pastors and worship as The Bible directs. We also do not worship idols or the Virgin Mary ether. Do not mistake the pagan nonsense of the Catholic church for Christianity.

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  • Brother V
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    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    So, you guy's are also good in "mierenneukerij"..
    I think more people than you think saw that movie..
    Friend we don't like swearing in any languages in the Lord's favorite forums.

    V

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  • G-Baby
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    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
    No, and no one else in the world has either.

    However, Ali G Indahouse was a movie that only non-christians would enjoy.

    It was also known as

    Ali G in da House (Germany) (UK) (alternative spelling)
    Ali G (France)
    Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (Australia)

    But never Ali G in tha House.

    You should do some research on the things you want to say before you start typing and make an ass of yourself.

    YIC
    V
    So, you guy's are also good in "mierenneukerij"..
    I think more people than you think saw that movie..

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  • G-Baby
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    We are discussing a serious issue here. Humor as no place in religion. Maybe mocking God is a major past time were you come from here at Landover we know the fires of Hell are a serious matter.
    Well, I can tell you this: the priest of our church, "Pater Jan" as we call him (a personal friend of me..) always celebrates his Mass with humour. Don't even think about that he is not a true Christian, because he IS, otherwise he wouldn't be a priest in our church, wouldn't he?



    Friend,

    Jesus died on the cross for your sins. That is right friend, He was temporally dead for you. How can you hurt Him by saying He doesn’t exist? After what He did for you.
    Did Jesus say: "WIBRALOVER, I'M DIEING FOR YOU.."
    Well, he's death, why would it hurt him..



    Freehold, Iowa USA friend.
    Stabroek, AANTWAARPEN, friend

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  • Brother V
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    Originally posted by G-Baby View Post
    Did you ever saw the movie "Ali G in tha house"
    No, and no one else in the world has either.

    However, Ali G Indahouse was a movie that only non-christians would enjoy.

    It was also known as

    Ali G in da House (Germany) (UK) (alternative spelling)
    Ali G (France)
    Ali G Indahouse: The Movie (Australia)

    But never Ali G in tha House.

    You should do some research on the things you want to say before you start typing and make an ass of yourself.

    YIC
    V

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  • G-Baby
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    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
    Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!
    Did you ever saw the movie "Ali G in tha house" (note the capital 'G' )? I suppose you didn't because you would laugh about that.
    Me and Wibralover are personal friends and I can tell you, this guy is very good in English, aren't you? I think you need a serious education of English before becoming an interpreter...

    It appears to be the truth.
    Well, it IS proven that this community here is really a bunch of "created monkey-weirdos"


    How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?
    It can, my friend, it can..

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    euhm if you have a sense of humor or tumor (which you haven't except for the tumor) you would normally laugh
    Friend,

    We are discussing a serious issue here. Humor as no place in religion. Maybe mocking God is a major past time were you come from here at Landover we know the fires of Hell are a serious matter.

    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    ok then I don't believe in 'G'od how's that for a change, happy now?hey instead of KJV1611 just say ****ing don't be such a Jew god
    Friend,

    Jesus died on the cross for your sins. That is right friend, He was temporally dead for you. How can you hurt Him by saying He doesn’t exist? After what He did for you.

    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    and if I may be so free to ask where are you from?
    Freehold, Iowa USA friend.

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  • Wibralover
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    Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
    Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!

    euhm if you have a sense of humor or tumor (which you haven't except for the tumor) you would normally laugh

    We don't believe in god either. We believe in God (note the capital 'G'). Lower-case god can mean any of the many made up dieties heathens worship, capital God means the triune GOD of Christianity.

    ok then I don't believe in 'G'od how's that for a change, happy now?

    How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?
    hey instead of KJV1611 just say ****ing don't be such a Jew god
    and if I may be so free to ask where are you from?

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  • Jesus is Lord
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    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    <- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus
    Not another tard who can't even spell simple words like "respect"!
    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    btw. I don't believe in god (please pay attention at the small letter of the 'g' in god )
    We don't believe in god either. We believe in God (note the capital 'G'). Lower-case god can mean any of the many made up dieties heathens worship, capital God means the triune GOD of Christianity.

    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    and butt-buddies is that really the best thing you could come up with? how old are you?
    It appears to be the truth.

    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    PS: science rulez
    How can made up theories ever rule over the facts that GOD lays out in the HOLY KJV1611 BIBLE?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Wibralover View Post
    <- euhm if you use this as a smilie I don't think that it will show restecp for Jesus
    I don't think that it's possible to use a smilie to show restecp for anyone.

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