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See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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What a moving video, Pastor Zeke. I can't imagine how anyone would continue to refuse God's love after that very scientific (forgive me Jesus) video. As for Van Hellhoud, she's too busy eating a different kind of banana to watch that video.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief. -
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Praise Jesus! Hellyweird commits several crimes against God every day, but one of the biggest crimes is not giving Kirk Cameron starring roles in major motion pictures.
The only reason they won't give him the parts is because he's a Christian, and they know the public would flock to see him in Godly roles!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
One of the best produced videos I've ever seen. It debunks atheism and makes Darwinists look like the fools that they are.
Of course, they're too busy doing something else ungodly with a banana to watch this.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists
It also proves that God has a sense of irony, since the monkey cult is refuted by a banana. Thank You, Jesus!This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Not only does it prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that evilution is a lie and that God created everything from cars to boat houses, but it was done in a clean True Christian fashion.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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Uhh.....could someone summarize the contents for me? Surf Control blocks that site.
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Perhaps Jesus is preventing you from seeing the Truth© for some reason. It could be a sign that you are a lost cause and no longer worth our time.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostUhh.....could someone summarize the contents for me? Surf Control blocks that site.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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A youtube site? I thought you guys hated youtube or something...or was that myspace? or both?
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I love eating atheist's nightmares!Comment
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Originally posted by Sister Tinny View Post
...gengar!
he eats dreams. i always loved this little guy....
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NOW you're worried about your posts being filled with gibberish?Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
when its filled with my personal computer stuff then YES i am!
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The D.O.F. already has all that information. But with all the perverts and degenerates that keep coming here to persecute True Christians, I'd be worried too.Originally posted by mollychu View Postwhen its filled with my personal computer stuff then YES i am!Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
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For your information, Zeke, Surf Control blocks certain sites at work that have either inappropriate content or that might possibly have viruses. Inappropriate content includes games and video sites.Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-02-2007, 03:11 AM.sigpic
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