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    God = SCIENCE!

    Genome mapper Francis Collins proved it:

    g' = ( r / re )g

    Therefor the Gravity is G, for GOD.

    Science is the best.
    SCIENCE = God!

    k = 8.99 × 109 [N·m2/C2]
    Z = M ∠θ
    1.602 19 × 10-19 C
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    Re: God = SCIENCE!

    *Crickets* Ahem. Well. That was an interesting first post. And it's sure to cause a stir, at that. God and Science simply cannot mix. Well, God and real Science can't mix, anyway. Apparently there's Biblical Science, which is a total oxymoron. Do you require assistance locating the Introduction Forum?
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • #3
      Re: God = SCIENCE!

      Originally posted by Maximilian Acidburn View Post
      Genome mapper Francis Collins proved it:

      g' = ( r / re )g

      Therefor the Gravity is G, for GOD.

      Science is the best.
      No, the KJV1611 is best. You really don't look too smart because you neglected to read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Your great intellect didn't see the "noobs" thread. You failed to post on the introduction forum so that we might get to know you. So far you're looking pretty stupid for someone that thinks they are so smart.

      Please take my friendly advice and post on the introduction forum. Please be polite.

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • #4
        Re: God = SCIENCE!

        Originally posted by Maximilian Acidburn View Post
        Genome mapper Francis Collins proved it:

        g' = ( r / re )g

        Therefor the Gravity is G, for GOD.

        Science is the best.
        Did you just put a curse on us boy?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: God = SCIENCE!

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          That was an interesting first post. And it's sure to cause a stir, at that.
          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Did you just put a curse on us boy?
          Did I call it, or did I call it? I totally called it.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • #6
            Re: God = SCIENCE!

            Originally posted by Maximilian Acidburn View Post
            Genome mapper Francis Collins proved it:
            Why would anyone map gnomes?

            g' = ( r / re )g
            How do you pronounce that?

            Therefore the Gravity is G, for GOD.
            Leaps of Faith always impress son.

            Biblical Science is the best.
            fixed.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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