[Nobar King]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

You sure are rude. Why would I want to have anything to do with you?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

You guys are piffleing dumbasses.

Nice to meet you too!

Don't like these evil scienticians? Quit taking your antibiotics next time you get sick with a bacterial infection.

God created the fungus that was refined to make penicillin. In His infinite wisdom, he let countless Unsaved people die of various bacterial infections (that He in His mercy also created) so that we would appreciate His cure once he chose to reveal it to Alexander Fleming

Get your diabetic grandma off insulin and see what happens.

My Grandmother died years ago son. She was killed when she fell into a wheat thresher three weeks before her 88th birthday. She was as healthy as a horse the day she died because she led a righteous life. God only gives the diabetes to people that deserve it. If they want to spit in His face by using insulin, that will only grease the skids on their sled ride to the Lake of Fire.

I assure you a Pastor did not create any of the software you are currently using to access this site and view this post.

Since when is writing software "science"? We have several True Christian™ coders here at Landover and over at Landover U. You are a very confused young man. Do you even own a Bible?

Darwinian evolution bogus? Just because your cerebral cortex hasn't undergone the same expansion as the rest of us doesn't mean you need to carry a grudge against legitimate scientific FACTS.

The THEORY of EVILution cannot and will not ever be a FACT as it is not only unprovable, it's a made up fairy story that SICKular parents tell their SICKular brats so the kids won't pester them to take them to church!

A single-celled organism appeared on Earth appx 4 billion years ago. All life that has been on Earth and is today evolved from this cell. That is a FACT.

Were you there? No? Then you must have some sort of "proof" to back up this ridiculous claim? No? Then shut your trap with your pie in the sky story about the earth being older than God!

Quit acting all high and mighty for a couple of reasons:

I'm not the one that has come stomping UNINVITED into OUR forum spouting your SICKular lies! If anyone is acting high and mighty it's you! And by high I mean stoned. Because to have as crazy of a world view as you obviously do, you MUST be on the dope!

1. You guys have not made ANY contributions to science whatsoever.

I personally have not, as I am a pilot. But our Christian Scientists at the Creationism Institute have made many, many advances in Creation Science and Flood Geology.

2. Your piffleing stupid.
3. You crawled out of your mother's vagina head first, just like the rest of us.
4. You DO NOT know what happens when we die, because you do not possess any mental capabilites/powers that I don't.

Good bye

I'm not stupid, I was a breach birth and my hippy mother nearly died because of it. Serves her right for rejecting Jesus and making me grow up on a commune. The Lord punished her by giving her Hepatitis C and sending her to hell before she hit fifty!

As far as what happens when I die, well you're wronger there than you've been anywhere else in this idiotic post! I will sit at the right hand of Jesus for eternity!

Glory! Shout Glory!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Brother Aaron -- fantastic response! I sat down with a snifter of port to prepare a rebuke to this atheist, and I realized that you did as well as I could have hoped to!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Why thank you Doctor! I felt it was my Christian duty!

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

I brothers, I have forsaken you. See my repentance thread.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Oh Praise the Jesus Christ Saviour of this here US of A, Pastor Zeke! What an eloquent, verbose young man that Eddie Current is. A former pupil of yours, I assume, Pastor Zeke?

[KrisKing]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

isn't this a bit sacreligious?

I just wanted to say that I respect everyone to believe what they want to believe. Who can say, truly say, who is right or who is wrong, because nobody has proof of anything. Christians have no proof, other than a book written and influenced by man (not a holy ghost), to tell them what is fact. Where is your proof about the age of the planet? Where is your proof Jesus Christ was a real person?

Before you attack me about not owning a bible, I was born and raised in the church, attending many church camps, and read the bible often before I went to sleep. I'm no expert, but I'm not in the dark either.

And whoever said diabetes is a curse to men who don't follow God's word is an idiot, because my Grandfather died of that, and was a devote Christian his whole life. Shame on you for saying something so disrespectful and stupid. You may be Christian, but that doesn't make you better than anyone else.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

We are kinder to uninformed posters of the female persuasion, as their smaller brains hold far less knowledge, but you seem dim even for a lady.

Are you perhaps under age? Did you lie when you registered? God does not approve of young ladies that lie about their age when registering on True Christian™ forums.

So which is it? Are you border-line retarded or are you under age?

Tell us now, we will eventually find out anyway.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

isn't this a bit sacreligious?

I just wanted to say that I respect everyone to believe what they want to believe. Who can say, truly say, who is right or who is wrong, because nobody has proof of anything. Christians have no proof, other than a book written and influenced by man (not a holy ghost), to tell them what is fact. Where is your proof about the age of the planet? Where is your proof Jesus Christ was a real person?

Before you attack me about not owning a bible, I was born and raised in the church, attending many church camps, and read the bible often before I went to sleep. I'm no expert, but I'm not in the dark either.

And whoever said diabetes is a curse to men who don't follow God's word is an idiot, because my Grandfather died of that, and was a devote Christian his whole life. Shame on you for saying something so disrespectful and stupid. You may be Christian, but that doesn't make you better than anyone else.

Hmmmmm sounds to me like Gramps was doing the Hokey-Pokey with some Choir boys.... That is one of the man ways a man catches the 'betes".

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

isn't this a bit sacreligious?

I just wanted to say that I respect everyone to believe what they want to believe. Who can say, truly say, who is right or who is wrong, because nobody has proof of anything. Christians have no proof, other than a book written and influenced by man (not a holy ghost), to tell them what is fact. Where is your proof about the age of the planet? Where is your proof Jesus Christ was a real person?

God says so right in The Bible. The Bible is just not any old book it was written by God (using human beings).