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Re: Why all the hate for science?

You guys are right. Last night, was one filled with passion. I locked myself in my closet, striped naked, and screamed at the top of my lungs for Christ to fill me with the Holy Spirit. At first I didn't think that would be possible, since Christ is separate from said Spirit. But Holy love of Christ it worked! I shook violently, I let my tounge utter sweet praise of God in syllables I didn't even know existed! I see things clearly now. How do we stop those fucking dumuslims? Bomb them. Torture them! Not enough. Systematically cut EVERY one of their tounges out and burn their cities. Enough is enough.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

You guys are right. Last night, was one filled with passion. I locked myself in my closet, striped naked, and screamed at the top of my lungs for Christ to fill me with the Holy Spirit. At first I didn't think that would be possible, since Christ is separate from said Spirit. But Holy love of Christ it worked! I shook violently, I let my tounge utter sweet praise of God in syllables I didn't even know existed! I see things clearly now. How do we stop those piffleing dumuslims? Bomb them. Torture them! Not enough. Systematically cut EVERY one of their tounges out and burn their cities. Enough is enough.

So now you are a Pentecostal? You didn't play with any snakes, did you?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

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Re: Why all the hate for science?

So now you are a Pentecostal? You didn't play with any snakes, did you?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I ferociously beat my satanic snake to the rhythm of the Holy Spirit. Tears came to my eyes, in, what could only have been God touching me- My snakes venom burst, which gave me a pleasure that could only have been God's way of letting me know that my sins are expelled. And that I am free.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why all the hate for science?

I ferociously beat my satanic snake to the rhythm of the Holy Spirit. Tears came to my eyes, in, what could only have been God touching me- My snakes venom burst, which gave me a pleasure that could only have been God's way of letting me know that my sins are expelled. And that I am free.

I think you will need further counsel from one of the Gentle Pastors.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus