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  • #31
    Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

    Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
    Where exactly was this restroom?

    ...so that I may pray for everyone who is unfortunate enough to live near such unnatural sin.
    Oh yeah, like you really don't know, fahtha!

    Why I bet you have one of them Right in your very own home

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    • #32
      Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Oh yeah, like you really don't know, fahtha!

      ...such disrespect!!

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      • #33
        Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

        Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
        ...such disrespect!!
        It's not towards yourself personally. It's to your "god" and especially Pope Eggs

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        • #34
          Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          It's not towards yourself personally. It's to your "god" and especially Pope Eggs
          "my" "god"?! What on earth do you mean by that?

          oh and I got the Pope Eggs pun...(benedict)

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          • #35
            Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

            Well, fahtha, I have to go now to do something Very Spiritual, I am so Sure.

            But if you come back tomorrow I shall be here - to show you, perhaps in an analogy, why the catlick priest is akin to the lowly hot-dog vendor (whom all despise, and Right-fully so).

            Until then, Sodom and Begorra to ye

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            • #36
              Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

              Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
              Where exactly was this restroom?

              ...so that I may pray for everyone who is unfortunate enough to live near such unnatural sin.
              Looking for the little boys room at the truck stop, Father?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #37
                Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                FACT: According to unofficial Iowa State police reports during random spot checks of I-80 rest stops the vehicle most likely to be used for illegal homosexual couplings with strangers is a Dodge Caliber. Dodge Caliber has driven more in-closet gays to a random degenerate sex act than any other vehicle on the rode today. The Iowa State police unofficial estimate is that 80% of Doge Caravan owners are in reality gay.

                Face it, you own a Caliber you can just as well move to San Fransisco and register as a Democrat.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #38
                  Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                  As the Chrysler bankruptcy can attest, not many God Fearing Americans have been buying their cars. It is not without coincidence that the bankrupt Chrysler is being sold to another producer of limp wristed cars, the Italian papist automaker Fiat. With GM being taken over by the DEMONcrats and their homer agenda, that leaves Ford as the last American car company, and it looks like they also are being brought under the homer / lezbean death style.

                  The Ford Motor company, either through its company policies or through donations, has been supportive of several gay and lesbian goals.

                  Examples, mostly from the Ford Motor Company site:

                  In a press release dated 2/1/05, Ford announced a pledge of $250,000 to the "Affirmations Lesbian and Gay Community Center in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale, one of the largest donations ever made from a fortune 500 company to a lesbian, bisexual and transgender (GLBT) organization.

                  In March, 2004, the co-founder of Ford's gay, lesbian or bisexual employees group (GLOBE) was honored by the Affirmations Lesbian and Gay Community center.

                  In April, 2004, Volvo Cars of North American (a division of Ford) was given an Advertising Research Foundation award for it's campaign targeting GLBT customers.

                  In June, 2004, Diversity Inc. named Ford as among the top 10 companies for GLBT workers.

                  In July, 2004, Ford became the first of the Big-3 auto companies to add "Gender Identity" as a protected category.

                  In July, 2002, Ford hired Witeck/Combs Communications to handle their advertising to the gay and lesbian market, according to the Witeck/Combs website.

                  Ford Motor Company’s Support of Gay & Lesbian Causes-Truth! Summary of eRumor: This widely circulated eRumor is a forward of an alert from the American Family Association, a Conservative watchdog group in Mississippi. It urges a boycott of Ford Motor Company because of the company’s support of...

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                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #39
                    Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                    Hey, guys, I'm just visiting from the VW forum, but I just wanted to let you know that you're right about the Caliber.

                    It's super gay.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                      If this isn't a symptom of what will happen when the Gay agenda catches on full-force, I don't know what is. A formerly true-blue American auto-maker of the Dodge RAM gets forced by Obama to make the fagmobile "Dodge Caliber" and what happens? It is run out of business faster than a black man out of a convenience store.

                      Personally I refuse to be seen in anything with less than a V6, and even then only in rare occasions. In my younger and more enthusiastic days before I moved to a sublevel apartment to save some scratch for the wife that I am waiting for God to provide for me, I owned this, a true man-mobile.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                        Originally posted by MrMannnly View Post
                        If this isn't a symptom of what will happen when the Gay agenda catches on full-force, I don't know what is. A formerly true-blue American auto-maker of the Dodge RAM gets forced by Obama to make the fagmobile "Dodge Caliber" and what happens? It is run out of business faster than a black man out of a convenience store.

                        Personally I refuse to be seen in anything with less than a V6, and even then only in rare occasions. In my younger and more enthusiastic days before I moved to a sublevel apartment to save some scratch for the wife that I am waiting for God to provide for me, I owned this, a true man-mobile.
                        Nice wheels! Hell, even I drive a big SUV! If it does better than 6 MPH it's GAY!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                          This thread is a bit gay.

                          Some people simply can't afford the cars they like.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                            Originally posted by Brother Daimler View Post
                            This thread is a bit gay.

                            Some people simply can't afford the cars they like.
                            You're missing the whole point. No one is twisting anyone's arm to buy a Dodge Caliber. People buy Calibers out of their own volition. Why? Because they are gay. The Dodge Caliber is a Gay (Homosexual) Friendly car and homos flock to Dodge dealerships to grab these up. I drove past a Dodge dealership the other day and saw a bunch of queens and fruits in a crowd. I thought they were handing out Liza Minelli tickets, but as it turns out, the dealership was just offering $3000 cash back on all new Calibers.
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                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              Until then, Sodom and Begorra to ye
                              eh? I'm not familiar with this salutation, but bless you anyways!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                                Originally posted by Father O'Malley View Post
                                eh? I'm not familiar with this salutation, but bless you anyways!
                                You better take that back! The last thing I want to do is get stuck in some smoky dive yelling "B29!" instead of "Praise JESUS!"

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